More Like Jimmy Dean, Bitch
The father of Kourtney Kardashian's baby, Scott Disick (the "s" is ALWAYS silent), is on the cover of Men's Fitness and somebody's fart (I won't tell, Khloe) must've clouded her vision, because this is what she had to say about it on Twitter:
I love @scottdisick's Men's Fitness cover!! He looks like James Dean!
4 hours ago via HootSuiteadfadf
This is just too easy. So I'm just going to do to Kourtney what my friends do to me when I tell them I'm going to marry Anderson Cooper one day. I'm going to purse my lips, politely nod, pat Kourtney on the head and then throw a fudge stripe cookie into the corner of the room so I can freely laugh behind her back.