Urkel Rodman Won't Face Charges For Beating A Window
The NYPD will not investigate Chris Brown's Hulk Smash at Good Morning America yesterday, because ABC has not filed a report and sources say they don't plan on doing so either. Chris, whose head looks like a 10-day-old pimple on Dennis Rodman's ass, could've cut a bitch walking by when he smashed a dressing room window with a chair after Robin Roberts kept asking him questions about Rihanna (which his people approved). But ABC is going to play nice by not pressing charges. No word yet if Marvel is planning to sue Chris Brown for infringing on their copyright by giving the worst Hulk impersonation ever.
TMZ says that Chris should probably be beating ABC off with his best hand, because his probation would've been in jeopardy and he could've become a prison bitch if they decided to throw charges at his ass. The judge will not declare that Chris violated his probation unless New York goes after him and they won't.
GMA also announced that Chris Brown can come back anytime he wants. Huh? This crazy bitch murdered one of their windows and they'd still open their front door to him? Are they building a windowless padded dressing room just for him?! Are they going to keep a butt plug made of the Silver Surfer's board in him at all times? I don't understand. But you know who does understand? Chris' mom, Mom Breezy. She Tweeted this shortly after he Hulked out:
CHRIS I LOVE YOU!!!!!! CHRIS TEAMBREEZY LOVES YOU!!! CHRIS BUT GUESS WHAT? GOD LOVES YOU MORE!!! ALL UR FANS LOVE YOU!!!!
about 14 hours ago via web
I'm not going to get on Mom Breezy for abusing her CAPS LOCK key when her name is not Kanye West. I'm assuming that somebody threw a chair at her CAPS LOCK key and it got stuck.
Here's Chris smiling like he doesn't have a care in the world while playing basketball and hanging out with his girlfriend in NYC. You know, yesterday one of my friends said that with that blonde hair, Chris looks like a Pocky Stick. Ruined my damn day. Why did my friend have to bring deliciousness into this?
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His arms, his arms, No number of ugly tatts can hide the fact he has hidious little tiny little girl arms. How can that be? He has little girly legs too. Little girl arms and tooth pick legs..ewwww.
As they say in MY 'hood, "If you're gonna walk the street, better be prepared to take it up the ass once in a while too", Mr. Brown.
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Give me half an hour with him in an empty room with just one chair. Then I will unleash some forty years of bottled up agression on him. Something like the adult version of that scene from the Exorcist, where Megan curses and blasphemes in a demonic male voice and things start flying around.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
He looks like a primate, so it's not surprising he acts like one smashing things when he gets mad.
I clicked back onto this post because I didn't feel that I had said enough bitchy things about lobotomy boy when I noticed MK's 'It's not easy being a cunt' link. Seven pages of gold.
I'm going to flip onto that whenever I need a pick me up!
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Maybe his handlers are afraid to tell him, but honestly, the more I see him the scarier he looks. He has some real uncomfortable body language and with the tats and the blonde hair he looks menacing.
I remember when he was dating Rihanna and he was just getting popular. He was a very good performer. Talented songwriter. And he was in a family holiday movie that was pretty good, too. I thought at the age of 19 he had it all goin' on.
When he went to court for the Rihanna beating, he was always dressed up in "Sunday best." So obviously his image sends a message. He's very tuned into image. I mention this because Iwonder what kind of message he is trying to send with this new look. It isn't working.
He belongs in a nut house.
Poor little bitch - wah, wah - in your Mary Wilson (circa 1968 Diana Ross and the Supremes) blondeness and your Sally Jesse Raphael glasses - you beat a woman and you expect it to just "go away". Poor little bitch. Like breaking a window will help sell your sorry album.
When will they stop him? When he has killed someone? Douche-bag needs help big time
Best commentary ever about this punk!!
http://soulbounce.com/soul/2011/03/dear_chris_brown.php#more
I just emailed ABC too.....not that I am defending Lindsay or NeNe at all but if they had pulled that crap they would have been crucified.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 5:26pm.
I just went on the ABC network site, and scrolled down to "contact us"
IG, it is fucking sickening that they still want to let him perform on TV. He should be singing in the County Jail showers!
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I'll google it - I'm in Australia but even here that shit made the 6 o'clock news! It wasn't even a slow news day - we've had flash floods, our search and rescue team had just returned from Japan, Japan is melting down into the earth's core and Gaddafi is murdering his own people - and then there is king dick punching out a window and showering glass shards onto passersby.
What an aresehole!
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I just went on the ABC network site, and scrolled down to "contact us"
IG, it is fucking sickening that they still want to let him perform on TV. He should be singing in the County Jail showers!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 5:16pm.
I emailed ABC, and complained. why not?
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Haha! Put the email address up so everyone can!
Media outlets pay attention to complaints.
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PSL, right? He's not going to hold up until someone either beats the crap out of him or some judge with a set of balls throws him back in the clink.
I emailed ABC, and complained. why not?
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"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
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IG, i was JUST looking at that.
*mutters under breath*
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"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
-Elizabeth Taylor
His remorse is obvious. Asshole.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/23/chris-brown-record-release-album-grinding-...
Beating up women, chairs and windows. What a hardcore bitch.
That's right - cut the shit another free pass. Like he doesn't feel entitled enough already.
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Reminds me of the Sheen/Plaza incident. As usual celebs aren't held accountable for their actions. No fucking consequences at all. It infuriates me to no end. That and the fact that this dumbass' album is #1 on Itunes and that Charlie Sheen's "See my crazy ass in person" tour is selling out. I don't want to hear bitches ever complain about the double standard celebs get. PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, PEOPLE and stop supporting this kind of shit.
Fuck, he's so ugly.
Team Breezy=immature girls who want on his jock,thugs who would do the same in his position, and his disgrace of a momma
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
thx Fishy. It's just that, looking at the whole picture, I'm thinking that paris, lindsey, sheen, brown, the fucking lohan clan, they are all so worthless. In every sense of the word. Their money doesn't bring them any 'personal value/constitution'. Not being funny, but let's think about that.
Now, say some emergency happens, some natural disaster or terrorism thing or whatever; say there's a room full of people with the possibility of saving some souls. Guess which vapid, self-entitled group would most likely be at the BOTTOM of ANYONE'S list to save/help out? I'll tell you what, come a true hardship situation, and I will grab and attempt to save strangers who are helping other stranger, bums, illegal workers, glenn beck even - over the aforementioned celebtard gang. Let's imagine them doing the same. No. They would be like "omg, get ME out of here! do you know who I am?! daddy, help me!" and all that shit. Fuck them all. We're the ones with real value and purpose and that beats any of their bank accounts. End of story.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Cappy, you are right on all counts.
It's only fair he gets off; all those other hollywood fuckups do. I am seriously not loosing anymore energy into thinking these celeb tantrums are ever going to be punishable in the same manner as us mortal folks. Let's give up getting angry over this mess. I care about my conduct. I know that if I replicated what he did in that ABC studio, or if I went batshit like lindsey, brit or sheen or whoever, my ass would have the cops there, the med team there, a civil/criminal suit/charge and a ticked to the unemployment line to hell.
So I'll keep myself in check, and Chris and Lindsey and Sheen and the rest of them will implode. Who cares what they have in the bank. They -NONE of them- are really happy. They don't have people who truly care around them. Period. This is obvious, they know it, and that alone puts joy in my heart. So let them walk empty.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Young punk!
According to Robin Roberts, who was interviewed by Gayle King this morn on her show, ABC was NOT going to even let this incident get leaked out. Little OJ was filmed by TMZ leaving and that's how the story broke. Oh, and GMA wants to have him back.
I'm boycotting ABC. There's nothing there for me anyway.
Is it just me or does the new girlfriend look like she's already nursing a punched face?
LOL @ Urkel Rodman.
I can't stand this hemorrhoid
Seriously? Look at this fucker - he's playing KIDS and he's playing like he's some fucking badass. What a douche.
Also, why the fuck is his girlfriend dressed like some asshole from Tatooine???
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Can't imagine getting into a relationship with a guy who had a well publicized and documented history of beating women. Poor girl has no self respect.
This little cocksucker needs a huge dose of humility. Yet he skates free.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:10pm.
They should have pressed charges. It's the only way he'll ever learn. Now, he's walking around NYC thinking he's invincible and that his temper tantrums are a-okay.
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AGREED! Are they afraid of offending him or something? I'm sure if I walked into that building and busted a window, MY ass would be charged. So why does this prick get a free pass? He has anger management issues (and that is putting it lightly). If I were his mom, I would be ashamed.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
he is still a woman beating prick and his girlfriend is INSANE to be with him....fucking jerkoff..with that idiotic hair color....still a aasshole churrizo dick and all.
Urkel Rodman......that made my day!!!! :D
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:10pm.
They should have pressed charges. It's the only way he'll ever learn. Now, he's walking around NYC thinking he's invincible and that his temper tantrums are a-okay.
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His mom was really mortified when the whole Rhianna thing popped off...wonder why she's changed her tune now. She's got to know that these sorts of things are career killers considering he's STILL making his way back into the public's good graces after that debacle.
GMA ratings got a much needed boost.
They wont be happy till he kills somebody.
Sigh, the idiots always win.
They should have pressed charges. It's the only way he'll ever learn. Now, he's walking around NYC thinking he's invincible and that his temper tantrums are a-okay.
I'm sure the window was asking for it. That ho probably slapped him first.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
His mom is an idiot. Clearly she's the reason why he's an entitled little shit. What kind of mother is proud of her kid for smashing someone's property? I would be mortified if my kid acted a fool like that. I understand sticking up for your kid (I'd take a bullet for mine), but when they're wrong, they're wrong.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:14am.
Is this real life?? Perhaps Chrissy's people and GMA producers are having a good chuckle. Any publicity is good publicity after all. GMA gets a ratings bump and Chrissy gets a #1 album.
Fuck celebs and all their outlets for evildoing--including you, GMA!
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Bottom line right there. Big ratings, web trends, everybody wins. When was the last time GMA and Ms. Roberts a topic of conversation for you? Yeah.
Fishy, I saw that!
unbelievable.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:44am.
@message in a bottle - yay another NES nerd!!! FUCK GANNON!!!!
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I'm currently playing "Twilight Princess" for the second time on the wii....heard there's another one coming out this year. Course, I have the first two on the wii too :D I nearly creamed my chonies (I know tmi) when I bought them haha!
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Robin Roberts has invited him back for a follow-up interview and he's not canceled for DWTS.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:31am.
What is the girlfriend wearing?????
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Something that nicely covers her bruises.
Jack, you probably have a snowy doll under there:)
TeamBreezy created that mess, so of course she's going to defend her meal ticket--I mean, son. Only a matter of time before this lowlife gets arrested again. Waiting...
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:44am.
@message in a bottle - yay another NES nerd!!! FUCK GANNON!!!!
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Wooo! Team old-school Nintendo!
On Topic - I hate this douche with a passion, and his CAPS-tweeting mommy looks like a real piece of work too. I refuse to listen to his new shit. I don't know why he even has fans - this latest incident is just proof he's a spoiled brat with anger issues.