Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lakita Evans, the creator and owner of Fat Ho Burgers in Waco, Texas. 23-year-old Lakita worked her way through college just so she could erect a Fat Ho in Waco, but not everybody's embracing this particular Fat Ho with their arms and mouths. Who doesn't love a Fat Ho? Well, apparently a nearby Christian cafe as well as other members of the community don't! They think the name is misogynistic, tacky and trashy.
But Fat Ho's mama, Miss Lakita, says the name is just some tongue-in-cheek shit and she's not calling anyone a ho! Miss Lakita explains the Fat Ho in the town like this: "It’s not calling people a ho. It’s just like they say, 'Oooh that ho is big,' or, 'That ho is tight!'. Look what’s going on in Japan. It’s like clear this world is not gonna get any better. Why cry and be depressed. The economy is bad. Somebody gotta keep a sense of humor around here."
And there's my explanation for Hot Slut. The world is ending, so why not laugh about the Fat Ho and the Hot Slut as the planet collapses on top of us.
Fat Ho gets extra credit points for having a "Tiny Ho" children's meal on their menu and for not painting over the mural left there by its previous tenant: a Mexican restaurant.
Here's the Ballad of the Fat Ho from MyFoxDNW. Bob's Big Boy just found his new side piece.
Now I know where I'm having my wedding, divorce and funeral receptions! Here's hoping the Fat Ho gets fatter and ho-ier, so that Lakita can expand her brand by opening up the Skinny Skeeza Juice Bar and the Bukkake Skank Ice Cream Parlor.
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I say go Miss Lakita and name yo shit whatever you want. And open a Big Heffa Ice Cream Shop right next door. Then open a Goddamn That Dude Is BIG chicken place too. She's right, we all gotta laugh, bc this world SUCKS ASS.
I hate how people have to make every newsworthy disaster about THEM.
What a piece of shit she is for messing with her neighbourhood and community like that. Waco is another part of hell, but that's not the point. And the way she speaks- she couldn't possibly have gone to college, right?
Is there really Hamburger Helper on that menu!?!
lol!
Wow.
Also, as someone mentioned, the hamburgers should be real hamburgers. Maybe once business picks up, that's what she plans on...
Well, hey, good for her for taking a risk like opening a business! I think the name is funny. She's right. People need to get a damn sense of humor. And that church lady is fat and WISHES she were a ho. You can see it in her eyes.
"Ho as in...the garden tool? Or maybe not."
Are you kidding me? Man, the dumb shit people choose to get their knickers in a twist over!!
"Look what’s going on in Japan. It’s like clear this world is not gonna get any better. Why cry and be depressed. The economy is bad. Somebody gotta keep a sense of humor around here."
YOU GO, HO!
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When life gives you lemons...slice 'em up, eat 'em. - Aunt Barbara http://www.youtube.com/user/AuntBarbara
What a wonderful candidate for HSOTD Latakia is and only fucking 23 years old!
Ive got a suggestion for a menu item for her... how about
"christian ho burger......"
got a nice ring to it no?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She's 23, has her own business and is obviously making something of herself, so good for her. Who cares what it's named as long as the food is good.
She's no dum ho.
This is amazing. Hos gotta eat too!
I don't remember anyone bitching about Dirty Dick's Crab Shack here in the Bible Belt. I think she's a freaking genius. She's got controversy and the news doing stories on her little burger joint. She learned Americans like controversy from the likes of Lohan and Sheen, so why not a saucy burger joint? Hope it does fanfreakingtastic.
Only 23 and opening up her own place? Good for her!
We had a restaurant name throw down in Arizona. A Mexican place picked the name The Pink Taco and people lost their minds. That man had free publicity for over a week.
ITA Stoney, I'm sure che can get the Asian community in there by capitalizing on the name and adding Asian toppings to the burgers. So here we have a Southern style burger joint with an Asian name. Get your burgers... Southern style ( fat juicy sinful sloppy and supersized), that has an Asian name with Mexican decor!
HHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH green tea!!! I could have told you that without conducting a study!
And I can definitely see Fat Ho Burgers getting franchised. All it needs is some decent food and the branding has already been taken care of. I am sure we will all be able to get a sloppy ho brisket right down the street very soon! Kinda reminds me of Idiocracy, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Best burger joint name since Mo' Better Meatty Meat Burgers in LA. Anyone remember that?
Leave it to the Christians and their fucking sensitivity raining on this woman's ingenuity. As far as I'm concerned there is no business like ho business. Can't wait to book my flight to Texas for this!
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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Submitted by TimC on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 9:09am.
Vietnamese names are the best for double entendres.
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Just found out that in Fort Worth, there's a place called Pho King Way. You can't tell me that wasn't at least partially intentional.
The only people with problems about anything are Christians and all the sects therein. I wish the sun would not shine for these bastards sometimes. Like.. maybe 5 years in a row, haha. Maybe then they can see that The Second Cumming is overrated and think: "Oh, gee, maybe I SHOULD get a sense of humor and do some ass fucking."
This is the answer to that trashy Skinnybitch line that Bethanny whaterface created.
I hope she franchises!!!!!!!!! Fat Ho coming to your town soon! Watch out Five Guys.
what I wouldn't do for some Tater Tots right now!
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
@Stoney
You're gonna love this!: http://www.suntimes.com/4490719-561/religion-and-obesity-study-links-chu...
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Shame, on me.
To need release.
Uncontrollably...
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay
taking out my freak tonight.
I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the di-ir-irt
I got going through my mind
Mmmmmmmmmm...burgers.......
"Lessee, I'll have one supa dupa ho burger wit cheese, one sloppy ho hold the onions, a order of tater tots, big ass size it, and one bitch better have my strawberry milkshake."
Edit: supa dupa fly HO. (spelling!!!!)
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Great name...but I'd be scared of the special sauce.
I sort of remember a Vietnamese restaurant in Austin named Dim Ho. And I don't think it ever got on the news. Of course, Dim Ho probably never made it thru college. Vietnamese names are the best for double entendres. But just *try* getting your Vietnamese friends to name their kid Deja Vu or Phuoc Ho or Tran Dong. No guts, no glory.
Ewwwwwww!!! LOL!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
MagnificentChichis on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 9:05am.
You have to ask why the Fat Ho is coming soon?
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Well, where else is she going to get the Special Sauce? :)
You have to ask why the Fat Ho is coming soon?
I love her, what a woman! Only 23 and she's busting out the door with customers. Sloppy ho brisket, did I hear that right?! The burger looks good, too.
And did you see the amazing rims on the guy's wheelchair at the end? I didn't know such things were possible. Too much good in one short video.
Supa Dupa Fly is my favorite. *waves @ Jack*
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I would have told the rednecks it should have read HOME BURGERS but there was a typo on HOME. I'm sure most of them can appreciate a misspelt word...assuming they are in fact literate.
stoney, I'm hoping the Homade Burgers are coming soon as opposed to those Costco patties...
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Yeah! It should say HOMADE and why coming soon? Clearly they are open. She should cut that part off the banner. Maybe she will be able to afford a real sign and some table soon, haha.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Yeah! It should say HOMADE and why coming soon? Clearly they are open. She should cut that part off the banner. Maybe she will be able to afford a real sign and some table soon, haha.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LOL Chiri, ganga bebe is no ho!
There's not a single thing I can eat on that menu but Grilled Cheese, Fries, Tater Tots and Onion Rings, coincidentallly those are 4 of my 5 food groups
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Wait, is she in fact a fat ho? If not it may be false advertising, and/or she could get sued by some actual fat hoes.
i applaud this young lady's business spirit...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
*cries* Snowy stop bringing up our babeh ho!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 8:54am.
Well of course, jacko! :)
My only fat ho problem is that homemade is supposed to be one word.
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And why not go all the way with it and calle them HoMade?
♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
So In-N-Out burger is OK but this is offensive?
LOL Chiri! the childrens menu is called Tiny Ho Meals
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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters 3/16/11
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
I wanna know what Oinions are??!!! are those like pirate onions?
Coma Caca!
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Well of course, jacko! :)
My only fat ho problem is that homemade is supposed to be one word.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Just got this from a friend in a neighboring town...
"Ya. She was interviewed on the news the other nite. She said " ifn u don likes it u don gos to eat herah" You should see her menu choices. One of her finer burgers is called the superfly. It's over in north Waco. I don't know if I'll ever have the nerve to go, but it sure has everybody talking and a lot of people I know plan on going today or next week
*books flight to tx*
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Chiri--- Sloppy Ho Brisket?? Hahaha, I need some NOW!
Well of course, jacko! :)
My only fat ho problem is that homemade is supposed to be one word.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Points for creativity! I hope people don't mess with her business. If they don't like it, don't eat there.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Here's the menu: http://www.scribd.com/full/51350884?access_key=key-w1gp2x0kcv5sxwpuayi
Coma Caca!
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Stoney - I do... waiting for her to get ready. We went fishing yesterday. Today I am taking her to play golf... but OF COURSE she has to get all dolled up...
*grinds on snowy*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
if this resto opened in, like, toronto, we'd not even blink an eye, assuming it's a chinese burger joint. *shrug*