What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
The truth is, I don't mean that title. Kingston Rossdale is the fashion icon of the sandbox and so if he wants to boil the assholes of the teddy bear activists at PETSA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals) by wearing a Maude inspired faux fur vest, let him! And if he wants to bleach his hair into a shade I like to call "Samro Surprise," nobody's going to put him in time out for it!
Looking at that Where the Wild Things are mess on Kingston cues up the "remember when" harp for me and makes me think of these fake fur car seat covers from the swap meet my mom had in her Buick in the 80s. They were like a glamorous hug for car seats. A glamorous hug that smelled like old milk and piña colada oil from the car wash. Whenever I got the chance, I'd pull the covers off of her car seats and wear them off my shoulder thinking I was Alexis Carrington or some shit. Kingston should be grateful that he never had to wear car seat covers!!!!
Here's Kingston, Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, Zuma Nesta Rock (that name still sounds like a limited-edition flavor from Arizona iced tea) and the nanny walking around Little Tokyo and the science museum in L.A. on Saturday afternoon.
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Don't give a shit what wacky clothes kids decide to wear (I remember a period when I only wore wooden dutch clogs) but NOOOOOO to bleaching the hair of a small child!! What the fuck is up with that???
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I have a serious problem with parents coloring their kids hair.
It has nothing to do with any possible danger to the kids, it's just that it's a total and complete narcissistic act so that their kids will look like the fake hair parents.
Please let kids be NATURAL kids.
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Does it really matter that the kid's hair is bleached? Given his genes, he's doomed to be a moron regardless of the chemicals that seep into his tiny, vapid brain.
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I'm tired of her.
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
You're not supposed to bleach (or perm) your hair when you are pregnant because the chemicals are so harsh - why is she pouring that crap all over a child's head?
Fucking rock star parents who treat their kids like 'mini me's - as if the idiot names aren't a big enough cross for the kids to bear.
why does she continue to dye these poor childrens hair? this is crazy
Kingston looks like a mini-pimp. And Zuma looks just like Amy Poehler.
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 3:17pm.
K2 - I was just going to ask the same thing. I love how the nanny was out of the shot right up until the car when they likely needed her to put the stroller in it. One kid per parent and they still need help? With what, wiping the kids' asses?
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I noticed she's also in the picture of them looking at shoes ... she's holding the youngest kid - but AGAIN, her face is cut out of the shot and all you see is her body with him in her arms. Meanwhile , dumb ass husband just looks on with his hands empty as Gwen chooses sneakers ... useless fucker.
Gavin needs to put his foot down and say enough is enough with the clothes and hair dye. Why would you want to leave your kids open to ridicule? A fur maxi coat on a kid is not cute.
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K2 - I was just going to ask the same thing. I love how the nanny was out of the shot right up until the car when they likely needed her to put the stroller in it. One kid per parent and they still need help? With what, wiping the kids' asses?
While I'm pretty sure you sluts are right about her picking out his outfits, I do have to comment on eccentric kids. I have one, he's 7, and he loves to stand out and be different. We've been very liberal with raising him, letting his creativity flow wherever it needs to go, and sometimes it goes with him in his clothes. I don't bleach my kids head though, and I never would. There's something a bit fucked up with that.
WHY do they have that nanny with them? Nothing lazier than 2 parents who can't handle 2 children!
I guarantee not ONE of these celebrity bitches or their husbands have missed a wink of sleep for doing feedings throughout the night. It's called round the clock nannies. You're not a parent until you have !!! (lookin' at you jennifer lopez, angelina jolie, posh, christina drunk aguilera, and britney off your rocker spears)
She continues to feminize this child-why-could she possibly have some confusion arising from her husband's sexuality? Parenting is serious business.
Smart choice Gwen - no worries about daddy diddling that nanny
Submitted by BitchHouse on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:41pm.
I bet she tells everyone "he picks his own outfits" and that "she has no control over how he looks," she "just lets him be himself" while she lines up all kinds of feather boas and other flamboyant, attention whore outfits over his door the night before while the little guy sleeps. Gwen is so see through.
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Yeah - her and Angelina have that same "that's our story and we're sticking to it" mentality when it comes to their kids supposedly dressing themselves !! Blame it on the children. Yes, the children decided to wear this God awful trendy outfits on their own. OK. Usually kids of this age either 1) dont give a flying shit about style, fashion or clothing or 2) prefer bright ugly ass neon kid colors all meshed together while looking completely mismatched.
I love his boots.
Ummmm, the parents are blah and I don't really care. The kids look cute and sweet though. Knowing Gwen's fashion, she probably forced that awful fur clothing article on him like dollar store bleach to her own head.
Those poor kids will be bald by their teens if she continues to bleach their hair! Ridiculous!
Why would they need to bring a nanny with them on a family outing when they only have two kids?
Everyone around them is laughing at them..lol That kid always looks ridicules.
While little kids naturally can have white blonde hair, they don't naturally have streaked hair, dark and platinum together. Gwen is SO dying this kid's hair.
I'll say it again: Gwen's platinum hair, white skin, and red red lips look is terribly aging and overdone, at this point.
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I bet she tells everyone "he picks his own outfits" and that "she has no control over how he looks," she "just lets him be himself" while she lines up all kinds of feather boas and other flamboyant, attention whore outfits over his door the night before while the little guy sleeps. Gwen is so see through.
What she's wearing is gross, maybe she should start taking fashion tips from the kid.
Once on Gawker people were doubting she dyes the kid's hair, idiots. It's so obv. Gavin still so hot, at least we have that.
Gwen must have stock in the peroxide bleach companies. Geesh, enough with the platinum blonde hair already!
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:47am.
Is it just me or are "boutique" baby clothes particularly hideous right now? Maybe it's just in Texas, but the merchandise is all pretty much the same from shop to shop. Lots of neon pink with zebra print ruffles, and those little crocheted hats with giant bows/flowers. That stuff is going to look as dated as the ugly 1980's polka-dotted baby clothes my mom put me in.
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Yep, I agree with you on the "baby couture" shit that is out there. Hideous. There are a few new mommies in my neighborhood who all had baby girls at roughly the same time. The shit they do "out cute" each other makes me want to vomit. It is beyond tacky. But worse, is that shit can not be comfortable for the babies. Come on, a taffeta tutu in the 90 degree heat is just stupid.
Her sons will thank her when they are bald by 25.
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I don't think the little one's hair is bleached. My hair was at least that light when I was his/her/its age. Can't imagine anybody pouring stinky peroxide on a toddler's head, but I vividly recall being tortured with a caustic, blinding, incredibly awful-smelling home PERM ("for kids") by my mother when I was about 5. DID. NOT. WANT.
I suppose it's possible to bleach a kid's head and not give him cancer or weeping sores, but it's still mean.
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It's funny to see how some of these Hollyweird parents put so much effort into creating this facade to the world about how "cool" or different their family is. While these kids are guided more into weird "edgy" fashion with their ridiculous clothings and stupid bleached hair, I couldn't stop remembering the brangelina kids with their fresh-out-of-the-dirty-basket clothes all in the same kind of colors and Maddox with his dumb faux hawk hair and Shiloh with her "montenegro" male style and their oh-so-cool-personalities. Yeah, Suri with ther fugly expensive clothes too.
And are these kids really platinum blond or is this twat bleaching their hair? how trailer trash.
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It is so many kinds of wrong to use caustic bleach on a child's hair. It's bad enough fro adults.
I love Gwen and her hubby, but this is so bad for the kid's health it hurts to look at him.
I'd love to drop Kingston into the middle of a suburban Arizona schoolyard in that outfit and see how he survives.
Despite all the negatives, I LOVE HER OUTFIT
Nothing like a fashion forward spoiled little brat. Some one should tell Gwen precocious and pretentious are not the same thing.
The kid reminds me of Bamm Bamm Rubble.
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Why not just put the kid in some Carter's and call it a day?
I think both those kids are cute. Zuma looks more like Gewn and Kingston looks more like Gavin, BUT...
what they are subjecting them to is some JonBent bullshit'
Get some lemon juice andl eave it alone''
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I hate that she bleaches his hair too- the kid is adorable, but he also looks like he is a smug little dick.
Zuma is nowhere near as cute as Kingston. I forsee some major insecurities in the future.
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You guys are sounding like some old fogeys today.
And yes, the baby's hair is dyed as well. This is the parent's decision to fem up and abuse their children to bring attention to Gwen's fashion line for children. It's about the $$$$!!!!
That poor kid. I couldn't care less about his clothes but bleaching his hair is straight up child abuse. As a non-natural blond, I can tell you it's a huge pain in the ass to keep your hair blond. There is no way I believe that little boy wants to put that shit on his head. My gawd, a five year old having to get his roots done is obscene! She's as bad as those stupid pageant moms. When he gets to the age of peer pressure, I bet he refuses to do it anymore.
I used to like Gwen, a million years ago. Now I see her as a white trash girl from Anaheim who got lucky. Keep your trying too hard business to yourself Gwennie! Let your poor kids be fucking kids.
She bleaches his hair so the albino one doesn't feel left out DUH! You people are cruel.
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I can not STAND musician celebrity mothers !! They are constantly trying to alter the kids appearance to reflect their own. Trying to push that artsy bullshit on the babies. It's sickening. Doesnt this kid get his nails done too? Dont tell me that the little guy has platinum blond hair like that or that the one in the "fur" has normal two toned hair. She's a NUT! Their hair is about as real as hers.
I love Pink but I guarantee she'll pull the same shit with her baby once it's old enough to walk and prance around. Geez, STOP trying to make your kids rockfuckinstars!
Ok, I normally cannot hate on Gwen, but is she really bleaching Kingston's hair? WTF?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 8:34am.
It makes me sad to think of poor little Kingston sitting with acrid bleach on his head for half an hour, knowing that this burning smelly shit will make his mom look at him with approval when it's done.
THAT IS FUCKED UP
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What Hekki said
i always roll my fucking eyes when i see parents try too hard and put their kid in edgy! clothes. Like, enough of the all black ensembles with 'slayer' or whatever logos. We all know you were teased mercilessly in school and are now overcompensating. Enough already we get it you're HIP!
And how does G.S. still have HAIR? She bleaches it and it is not broken off. Amazing
Gavin is good looking, Gwen is not a natural beauty by any means. They did produce cute kids, but Like with Suri Cruise they're torturing them for their particular likes in ''looks.'' I cannot respect that.
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It's her gay husbands fault. A straight man would never let his son be feminized like that. But Gavin is too busy fixing his precious hair bun to care.
Why is she dying the oldest kids hair blonde? Pitiful!
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 8:27am.
Yeah, mother of the fucking year. She reminds of a dumb ho in my neighborhood who paints her 6-month old's toenails and fingernails. Everytime you see this kid, she's wearing huge tutus, huge bows on her head, huge diamond stud earrings, and yes....baby shoes with heels. Just fucking idiotic.
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Good lord, I think I know that woman. One of my aquaintances does that shit to her baby girl. Painted fingernails and toenails with little stickers on them. It's a baby, not a toy!
Is it just me or are "boutique" baby clothes particularly hideous right now? Maybe it's just in Texas, but the merchandise is all pretty much the same from shop to shop. Lots of neon pink with zebra print ruffles, and those little crocheted hats with giant bows/flowers. That stuff is going to look as dated as the ugly 1980's polka-dotted baby clothes my mom put me in.
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why do thye bleach those kid's hair?
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