Charlie Sheen Killed A Pug?!!!
The block in hell reserved exclusively for pug murderers just got a Charlie Sheen nameplate bonded to the bars of one of its cells, because TMZ is saying that a wrinkly faced dog is snoring in heaven thanks to the ash-fisted alley cat troll. Charlie Sheen spewed out this Tweet earlier this morning after his ex-wife Denise Richards refused to hand over the pug that was living at a house. It's not that Denise is afraid the tiger blood in Charlie's system will take over and he'll eat the face off her pug. Denise is afraid that her pug will die of malnourishment after weeks of trying to survive on cigarette butts, shower water stuck between the tiles and old crack rock residue. This is what allegedly happened to Denise's other pug. Yeah, I'm not even done telling this story and it's already getting 5 out of 5 sad pugs:

When Denise and Charlie split up, she let him take care of her 2 pugs so that their daughters could play with them at his house during visits. The pugs were doing okay until Charlie's chandelier-murdering breakout at the Plaza hotel. Shortly after that, Denise started hearing that her pugs weren't being fed and were in a bad way. Denise rescued her dogs from Charlie, but sadly one died of malnourishment. And now Charlie wants the other pug to be the mascot of his tour bus, so he wants it back. Denise isn't going to let that happen.
Julian Sands is the only warlock in my eyes, and he wears specially made silk gloves when he pets a pug out of fear that he'll be too rough with it. And Charlie Sheen let one die a slow painful death?! If this is true, who in Satan's cunt hell does he think he is? Ina Garten?!
I could sprain my finger tips from writing all the things that should happen to Charlie Sheen, but instead I'll just say that I hope he comes back as one of Parasite Hilton's dogs in his next life.


ahahahah DUHneese POORards, get it? ahahhah! hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow, if this is true, I SO WANT this mother fucker to be prosecuted and persecuted in the same manner as Michael Vick.
Well I used to love him but it's all over now. Fuck you Charlie Sheen.
Do we really need to hear every detail of these two attention whores lives? It is horrible about the dog and I'm glad she isnt giving the other one back.. but FFS I really don't care about either of these two anymore.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
not shocked... when you're whacked on crack you don't fucking eat #DUH! why would you think anyone else is hungry....
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
ok that's it. Pitchfork and torch time. Who's with me?
You never ..you hear me crackhead? NEVER hurt our furry friends. Never.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
how was she supposed to save the dog after months of malnutrition Charlie?
why she gave them to him in the first place is beyond me.
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Some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
I'm soooo tired of this immature cracked-out jackass. So, he's calling the mother of his daughters a whore on Twitter... You always keep it classy, Carlos. Wouldn't expect anything less.
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Douchechill!
Henceforth, please just advise when he ultimately kicks the bucket. Spank you.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I just read this on TMZ, what a piece of shit!!!!!
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