Daddy Knowles Is No Longer Beyonce's Manager
As Tina Knowles nearly shakes her wig off out of fear that she'll see security walking down the hallway with empty cardboard boxes in their hands, Beyonce has announced that she has scratched the "Beyonce's manager" part off of her daddy's business card and shooed him away. Matthew Knowles services as Beyonce's manager are no longer needed.
Daddy Knowles has been Beyonce's manager since Destiny birthed out four yodeling wigs a long time ago! Matthew is the one who watered them with the sweat falling off his forehead from working the ho stroll and watched them grow into international superstars!!! Mathew is also the one who drove disobedient DC members into the middle of nowhere and pushed them out of the car with only a cold sack lunch in their hands when they tried to outshine Beyonce. And now, he's out. AP brings the news that will singe every weave in Texas:
Beyonce's publicist, Yvette Noel-Schure, told The Associated Press in a statement Monday that the Grammy-winning singer and her father have parted ways "on a business level."Knowles has managed his daughter since she debuted as a teen in the multiplatinum-selling group Destiny's Child in the late 1990s and throughout her superstar career as a solo artist.
Beyonce says in the statement that she is grateful for the role her father has had in her career. She adds that "he is my father for life and I love my dad dearly."
Solange's full belly cackles will be busting the floor boards tonight! That's until the basement door opens and she sees Matthew Knowles shuffling down the stairs with his head in his hands. The insulation in the basement is bad enough, and now she has to listen to Matthew muttering "fuckmylife" to himself all day and night.
And Papa Joe better log in to make sure his password is still good, because firing your daddy could be in the air.
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Is this why hoesinhouston was trending last night?
I think she was planning this for a while, ever since she found out her dad cheated on her mom and had another kid with someone else. She probably was waiting for that scandal to die down. Her dad seems like an ass and she's probably a lot closer to her mom. I don't really like her, but I think the decision makes sense.
Jay-Z has 99 problems and “Fela, Fela: This B**ch of a Life” is one of them. Carlos Moore, the author of the aforementioned title, an authorized biography about the Nigerian Afro-beat music legend and political activist Fela Kuti, is suing Jay-Z’s Tony award-winning Broadway musical “FELA!,” according to several reports.
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That means Will and Jada Smith are being sued too, because they are also producers. Beyonce's black face tribute to Fela probably drove Moore over the edge.
Now Solange will get her chance to shine.
LadyCaca on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 7:13am.
Daddy Knowles is one dark chocolate bunny. He's also ugly. Clearly, Beyonce got her looks from Mama Knowles.
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and apparently she got her inability to speak properly from her momma as well. and tina knowles looks like a witch.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
JZ IS BEING SUED AGAIN!
Let's hope he gets his due deserts.
FELA!’ Producers (Jay-Z) Sued for $5 Million in Copyright Infringement Case November 9th, 2010
Jay-Z has 99 problems and “Fela, Fela: This B**ch of a Life” is one of them. Carlos Moore, the author of the aforementioned title, an authorized biography about the Nigerian Afro-beat music legend and political activist Fela Kuti, is suing Jay-Z’s Tony award-winning Broadway musical “FELA!,” according to several reports.
Moore’s $5 million copyright lawsuit, which was filed in Manhattan federal court on Monday, says the author turned down $4,000 from “FELA!” producers for the rights to his book and wanted “an advance and participation in the royalty pool,” but “no further offer was ever made,” reported the New York Post.
The suit accuses playwright Jim Lewis and director Bill T. Jones of using the book to develop the musical without Moore’s consent, according to the paper.
Moore is suing for more than $5 million in damages, according to the Associated Press.
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"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
Daddy Knowles is one dark chocolate bunny. He's also ugly. Clearly, Beyonce got her looks from Mama Knowles.
Why now? Why didn't she do it earlier?
I don't know, I think he's done a pretty good job. Which is not to say that I think he's a swell guy or anything, but we can't attribute ALL her success to her talent alone...
How's the old man gonna pull the bitches if he aint ho-ing her out. Now he'll just be another old man lookin foolish 2am on a Sunday
So then who is her manager now?
Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:39pm.
Team Lucifer_Sam
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I have a team? Oh my! how fabulous! <3 <3
but with daddy knowles out of the picture, who will procure all of bouncey's lacefronts...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
"On presse l'orange, et on jette l'écorce (Voltaire)". Daddy Knowles maybe a prick, but he managed her career beautifully. Ungrateful much?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Too bad for Bey, with all that dough, if she reproduces with Jigga, that'll be one fucking ugly kid. Dude looks like an orangutan. Everyone in Houston knows Daddy Knowles is a douche with a looong peen.
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To be frank, I dont care.
B is about 15 years late on making this call.
THe only way she is getting an Oscar is by singing her way to one by writing a song.
And we all know she will not even write it!
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she wants an oscar now and a new approach to shit.She is giving me Katie Holmes robotic vibes,no soul whatsoever although she is talented.
"Ladies leave yer man at home, it's 11:30 and the club is jumpin', jumpin'!"
Does anyone remember the old Kathy Griffin stand up where she talks about Bey and the other gals of DC? Funny stuff.
Beyonce looks like Marie Osmond's BEFORE pic in the Nutrisystem ads.
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Grounder:
YES! and don't forget the awards she has to buy (and has bought) and the money she has to pay to keep her dirty ways out of the press!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
catholicschoolgirl
if she's this well off why won't she take a break like most stars? i'd think with her amount of "money" she can more than afford it.
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She needs to continue working. Hush money for all her stolen songs is not cheap. LOL
catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:51pm.
catholicschoolgirl
if she's this well off why won't she take a break like most stars? i'd think with her amount of "money" she can more than afford it.
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Floozy - she won't take a break because like all narcissists, it doesn't matter how much money or spotlight she has...she always wants and needs more. There's never enough money, attention, fame, magazine covers, adoring crowds, whatever, to fill the hole in the soul. It's an addiction that's every bit as consuming as heroin.
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River Pheonix loved it all to and you see where he ended up. beyonce better take notes.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
mbar on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:36pm.
Solange looks like her dad, and Beyonce looks like her mom, who I always confuse with Tina Turner. Does anyone miss the cornrows, ghetto Beyonce? The Bills Bills Bills/Buggaboo Beyonce? She was hot then. Like a caramel complexion Barbie. Now she's boring.
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yes that's the beyonce i miss: the party hoppin fun loving ghetto girl from huston. she was more herself back then than any other time in her career. she ought to go back to that little girl and give up the fake pretentious bitch part she's currently playing because it makes her look bad and it isn't good for her soul.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Team Lucifer_Sam
and did you hear the "she's tacky" crack she made in reference to lady ga ga? what a joke!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Solange looks like her dad, and Beyonce looks like her mom, who I always confuse with Tina Turner. Does anyone miss the cornrows, ghetto Beyonce? The Bills Bills Bills/Buggaboo Beyonce? She was hot then. Like a caramel complexion Barbie. Now she's boring.
catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:51pm.
catholicschoolgirl
if she's this well off why won't she take a break like most stars? i'd think with her amount of "money" she can more than afford it.
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Floozy - she won't take a break because like all narcissists, it doesn't matter how much money or spotlight she has...she always wants and needs more. There's never enough money, attention, fame, magazine covers, adoring crowds, whatever, to fill the hole in the soul. It's an addiction that's every bit as consuming as heroin
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you're right but i think it goes alot deeper than that.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
@lachaylo- irish whiskey always wins!!!
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
humans_off_earth_now
please go forth and beg daddy knowles for your paycheck NOW!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
stake_spike on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:01pm.
Oh please I'm sure he made a shit load of money off her. Enough to retire and spend his days fucking on any dumb ho who will have him (because he's Beyonce's dad).
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and you better believe those hos will look like dear darling little beyonce for sure!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:13pm.
I don't give a fuck about her, but she is about as intelligent as a warthog's anus, so her success is pretty much entirely attributable to daddy.
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LOL, BUT, a warthog's anus usually gets to have a say on when the shit comes out. Beyoncé's shit just keeps on comin'. Okay, I'm just a little tipsy on Irish whisky...
*looks up video for Bills, Bills, Bills*
"You triflin', good for nothin' type of brotha..."
EDIT: SFRB's comment on the warthog anus is better. Chespirito: Eso, eso, eso...
So I guess Beyondgay no longer needs Daddy Knowles to steal songs for her...
Oh, I forgot - SHE WRITES ALL HER SONGS.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
@lucifer sam - sorry, but a warthogs anus could pick out a better wig.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Submitted by wool on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 8:28pm.
it pains me...but I have to agree. whatever she and her manager/daddy did, it worked.
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Yeah they only just destroyed the potential of the several other girls who at one point or another were members of Destiny's Child and were forced out if they did not bow down to Beyonce.
I don't give a fuck about her, but she is about as intelligent as a warthog's anus, so her success is pretty much entirely attributable to daddy. And now she has Jay Z, so.
Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:51pm.
catholicschoolgirl
if she's this well off why won't she take a break like most stars? i'd think with her amount of "money" she can more than afford it.
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Floozy - she won't take a break because like all narcissists, it doesn't matter how much money or spotlight she has...she always wants and needs more. There's never enough money, attention, fame, magazine covers, adoring crowds, whatever, to fill the hole in the soul. It's an addiction that's every bit as consuming as heroin.
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Beyonce's ok. Another perfectly good move. Managing her since her teens? Well that's enough right there.
Btw I really recommend the movie Cadillac Records, about Leonard Chess and his legendary rock 'n roll record label. Beyonce plays Etta James and does a fantastic job, it really upped my respect for her. Fab cast around her too, Adrian Brody, Mos Def, etc etc.
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Well you don't say?
We have a fucking brain surgeon here, guys.
@gucci - yes that wig is BUSTED!!
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
did she kill her dog shave him and make a wig out of his fur? oh man
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Oh please I'm sure he made a shit load of money off her. Enough to retire and spend his days fucking on any dumb ho who will have him (because he's Beyonce's dad).
and beyond the fake smile and cold eyes one can see the evil that lies just below the surface.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
I have some Hores of diarrhea prescription glasses from costco. They very pretty!!!
And yes, her arm looks all kinds of effed up. Maybe its conditioned & bent like that from all of those years of trying to push daddy off of her.
@hotmami - his eyes are like that on purpose so he can keep an eye on solange in the basement (and the padlock) and the other eye on his money.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
catholicschoolgirl
if she's this well off why won't she take a break like most stars? i'd think with her amount of "money" she can more than afford it. wait: don't answer. here are three possible reasons why i think she won't go away: she's insecure and knows she'll be easily replaced (and lord knows this bitch can't stand to see any other woman with more talent than her wipe her ass on the floor) she doesn't have as much money as she wants us to believe or c, she's greedy. take your pick of any one.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
He can totally look at two people at the same time.
*boards bus to hell*
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
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RustyHooligan
can't agree with you judging by the bad business deals jz has experienced and all the lawsuits beyonce has piled up against her and most definitely has to pay. and here's another lesson: money buys just about anything in this world including your name on the list of financial magazines thus status. cha chang! it's the oldest hollywood stunt in the book!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
RustyHooligan
can't agree with you judging by the bad business deals jz has experienced and all the lawsuits beyonce has piled up against her and most definately has to pay. and here's another lesson: money buys just about anything in this world your name on the list of a financial magazine thus status. cha chang! it's the oldest hollywood stunt in the book!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
He's a perfect example of a man who was told by too many women that he's fine.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:18pm.
Thanks Rusty. Anyone who can't see that JayZ and Beyonce (and the next several succeeding generations of their children, children's children, great-grandchildren and so on) are set for life are out of their minds.
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I wonder what his daughter KELLY ROWLAND has to say about this. She's probably stabbing her Matthew voodoo doll with pins.
Oh,and uh....how is he supposed to pay his child support now?
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
fishy, dropping House Of Dereon would be such a smart move. That stuff is atrocious!
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Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:10pm.
Forbes is a pretty credible business mag; not sure its estimates of personal wealth are perfect, but they're more or less accurate. I assume a lot of the wealth is Jay-Z's.
And this CatholicSchoolGirl in particular is smart and educated (the nuns beat the smarts into you).
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Aunt Julia spoke Gaelic
very loud and very fast.
I could not answer her —
I could not understand her.
Submitted by catwoman on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 9:11pm.
Ok maybe I'm just drunk (I am) but....what the fuck is up with that picture of her? She looks like a wax figure, and her arm looks like its not attached to her body. Like some double jointed shit. It can't just be me that sees it...
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LMAO!!!!! You are right.