Afternoon Crumbs
Lindsay Lohan proves she's the definition of soberness by falling down outside of a NYC bar at 2:30 in the morning. Or maybe she's licking tiny drops of booze off the sidewalk? Or maybe she's praying to the Jack Daniels gods to push booze out of the sidewalk cracks for her? - Lainey Gossip
Jenna Jameson knows how to dress - Hollywood Tuna
Christina Hendricks must believe that the higher the chichis, the closer to... I lost my train of thought, because damn those chichis are high - The Superficial
Is Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing Gunny Sacks?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
"ALAN HALE 4 PREZ!!!" - Lindsay Lohan - Towleroad
Elizabeth Banks is a mom - Celebitchy
But a more important question is: how is this blink-challenged lady not a cast member on one of the Real Housewives? - TDW
Michael Buble got married - Just Jared
Bindi Irwin can sing! - The Berry
Maddox is really hoping that Angie Jo and Brad don't come back from Utah with any souvenirs. And by "souvenirs," I mean a Mormon orphan - ICYDK
Dirty vagina? Rinse it with some John Mayer! - Popsugar
Rachel Bilson is...um..there - Popoholic
Betty White, you bi-sexual slut, you! - SOW
Be still my heart (the mad hatter raver, not Joe Jonas) - I'm Not Obsessed
Gisele Bundchen upstaged by wigs - Cityrag
Are we sure that's Snooki and not a kidney stone The Rock just passed? - Hollywood Rag
Milla Jovovich has nipples - Celebslam
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Lindsay is reckless and doesn't care about anybody but herself. If she hasn't harmed anybody it's because she's been lucky, not because her actions haven't made it a possibility. She's arrogant and an asshole and that's why people don't like her.
Britney got shredded in her day for being a nutbag, a shitty mother and a has-been. Don't think that because she's been bumped from the top of the shit list that she wasn't ripped apart when she was as notorious as Lindsay is right now.
Chris Brown is violent asshole but some people value his entertainment factor more than his lack of a moral one so yeah, you'll see a few people say they still like his music and a few defend him but not many.
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I thouoght White Oprah claimed Lindsay quit smoking.......notice that ciggie was saved!!!! oh fuck the knees but save the cigarette!
fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
@RustyHooligan on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 7:29am.
As far as I remember that car accident was ages ago and she didnt harm no1 recently,atleast she isnt harming ppl intentionally and that with the necklace I dunno maybe it was a cry for help.I seen many ppl go down like her cuz of a bad relationship or a breakup so maybe she got into all of it cuz she cant get over SamRonson.The fact that she has money and fame and prob alot of yeahsayers around her didnt exactly help her to get her shit together.That girl needs help she is selfdestroying.My bf´s sister is acting very similar.And I actually seen quite a few ppl on this site praising Britney and a few (not too) many Chris Brown.
Submitted by Allessandra on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 7:23am.
Lindsay might be rich and had a good career and now shes a druggy but atleast she isnt harming anyone appart from herself.
Not rich--financially troubled. Had a few successful movies a long time again; since then, nothing. Is harming others, by driving drunk or recklessly, stealing personal property, hitting people, etc.
And no one is giving Britney or Brown any breaks--at least on this site.
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Submitted by blah blah blah on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 6:33am.
Why does everyone want to see her locked up ? She's been to jail and has the authorities watching every move she makes. I would hate to be her. So she's drunk, as are millions of other people around the world at the moment. She's not a hard core criminal. I know this sites about snark but some of you ho's need to get some perspective.
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AMEN TO THAT!!! I am sooo over this Lindsay Lohan bashing whilst Chris "Breezy" Brown appears on DWTS and everyone talks about cutting him a slack,Britney Spears is a toal mess and a shit mom yet ppl still talk about her being a phenomenon.Yeah Lindsay might be rich and had a good career and now shes a druggy but atleast she isnt harming anyone appart from herself.I feel sorry for her and dont understand all the hate she is getting.Its like kicking someone whilst their allready down.
Why does everyone want to see her locked up ? She's been to jail and has the authorities watching every move she makes. I would hate to be her. So she's drunk, as are millions of other people around the world at the moment. She's not a hard core criminal. I know this sites about snark but some of you ho's need to get some perspective.
but she was just making a ha ha. That's what she claims. She was with her brother and sister after all so could not possibly have a case of the drunks. ::raises hand:: I have a question: What in the hell was AliBenjaminButtons doing at a club at 2:30 a.m.??
oh and looks this quitting smoking is going well too.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
if she had two brain cells to rub together, she would stay home when she wanted to get battered. Other starlets manage not to get caught.
The NYC streets just requisitioned the mayor for combat pay.
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So Alan Hale is not only a moron, but someone people actually elected and he's fighting in favour of drunk driving?? What the what?
I'd laugh so hard if her trip was her team's idea and this was basically her unintentionally kicking them in the crotch. "Look, Lindsay, it's just for a little while. We think it would be better until this whole trial blows over to stay out of the public eye for now. You know the media will make a big thing out of every little thing you do. Don't you have family in New York?"
It's hard to believe this pathetic, bumbling, meth-faced joke was once an adorable, freckle-faced girl who could actually act a little. Watch "The Parent Trap" or even "Mean Girls" and you just wonder how someone with so much potential to have it all, instead blew it all.
Until now, I thought "sidewalk licking drunk" was just an expression.
I truly believe she is a Dana Plato type and will never get sober.....
The NYC Sanitation Department immediately sent workers to hose down the sidewalk.
Our streets may be dirty, but there's a limit to how much crap we'll tolerate on them. We do have our pride, and Lohan's face is just too fucking much. Even the dogs wouldn't crap on a spot where a Blohan body part has rested.
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"Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." - Cyrus Ching
I have no sympathy for this Lohan trick. She had a lot of potential and has just wasted it. Many of us grow up in circumstances that are not ideal, but we don't become booze headed, coke snorting thieves who think we're entitled to something.
IT'S THE FAULT OF THE SHOES YOU GUYS, JEEZ
Everytime Lindsay Lohan kisses a NYC side walk, a sewer grate gets a cold sore...True fact.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Making it even more grotesque, it's a sidewalk entrance to a NY City bar. Think how many people have urinated, vomited, left their smegma, got punched in the face and dropped some blood, spit, etc., in that very very spot.
No sober person would intentionally do that, not even as a joke.
Christina Hendricks boobs are doing a suicide leap out of her top. MK needs to march in there and talk them back down.
Making body contact with a NYC sidewalk, outside of a club, is drunky behaviour.
She just slipped and fell with no damage to her tights? Fuck Kevlar- make flak jackets outta THAT shit!
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Lohan's drinking again. Maybe I'm in the minority, but I don't see the big deal: when a 6X rehabbed addict is allowed to take synthetic speed and synthetic painkillers EVERY DAY, how does that make them sober? At all?
Spicey: I guess you never flew to Greece on a charter flight, LOL
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Gross! does she think she is the Pope or something? Popes are the only ones I've seen kissing the ground whenever they visit a country...yet they actually kiss a red carpet rolled out just for them. I hope that's the spot where a big dog or a homeless dude left his mark a few hours before.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by kieranx on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 3:12pm.
Maybe Lindsay will pick up a staph infection from the dirty sidewalk and put us all out of our misery.
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Pfffft...The more likely scenario is that the sidewalk will pick up a staph infection from her....Poor sidewalk...What did it ever do do deserve this?
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ROTFLMFAO Fuck! For real! {{Tigerlils}}
Now I'm really outties; til tomorrow all, TGIF
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by kieranx on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 3:12pm.
Maybe Lindsay will pick up a staph infection from the dirty sidewalk and put us all out of our misery.
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Pfffft...The more likely scenario is that the sidewalk will pick up a staph infection from her....Poor sidewalk...What did it ever do do deserve this?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 3:42pm.
Would it kill Lindsey to just disasppear to Wisconsin
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Fuck that, we don't want her ass!
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 4:26pm.
Glad Lilo's in NY and under the constant eagle eye of her everloving sainted mother - there's no way she can fall from grace when oh..sorry..didn't see the pic.
hahaha. Me too.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 3:57pm.
Even the hookers in NYC know enough to not even kneel on a city sidewalk...gross!
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Right?!! But she's a cracked out hooker, maybe that's why the absence of all standards with her? Either way, nastayyy
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Dear Lindsay,
GTFO of my City!!
Thank you,
ChelseaGrrl
Glad Lilo's in NY and under the constant eagle eye of her everloving sainted mother - there's no way she can fall from grace when oh..sorry..didn't see the pic.
Even the hookers in NYC know enough to not even kneel on a city sidewalk...gross!
Would it kill Lindsey to just disasppear to Wisconsin or Utah for like a year or so, get away from the "Hollywood" limelight for a little while and regroup? Cause it will certaintly kill her to stay.
John Mayer just seems to ooze "douchiness" no matter how much he "dresses up"
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wow, must go shower, bye....
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I see whorehan is acting like an alky again. The stupid dumbass is making the rounds, saying "oh, I tripped; I'm so clumsy!", but my question is "WHAT THE FUCK IS A 6X REHABBED ALCOHOLIC THINKING BY TEMPTING HER ADDICTION BY BEING IN A BAR? AT 2:30AM?"
Obviously, she's back to drinking. What a total waste case. Next time she fucks up (which will be soon), instead of the same old bullshit circus we've seen for 7 years now, let's stick her in a prison cell with 20 cases of jack daniels & not let her out until she drinks it all. She'll be dead within a day and we'll be finally rid of her skanky ass...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I do NOT buy that starlets just don't notice if their nips are hanging out. Nips are sensitive! They react to breezes and temp changes.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She's ridiculous. Yes, a joke. :-|
It reminds me of Homer Simpson. "It was a joke! When ever you look at me like that, it was a joke!"
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 3:07pm.
The most I can remember from those Resident Evil movies was when Mila was topless in one scene, and she had the strangest on screen nipples ever..small areolas, ginormous button nipples.
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Direct me to this scene please, I remember no such thing but would very much like to.
i simply do not believe that milla & others don't feel an effing draft when their nipples are hanging out! really? i'm pretty sure i would.
Lilo's sobriety is really paying off. Gonna get insuranble in no time.
Maybe Lindsay will pick up a staph infection from the dirty sidewalk and put us all out of our misery.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
God, I love Milla Jovovich and her giant mutant nipples.
I would kill every single one of you for a taste of that. Even Snowy, and she's always been my favorite dlister.
I thought I read somewhere that Lindsay was quitting smoking too. That didn't last long.
Fuck that woman who "can't blink." She looks like she's had at least 245 procedures done on her face, and you can't tell me she wasn't made aware of any and all risks. I hope the jury makes her pay the doctor's legal bills.
M.E. - Jesus get a grip Liehan. I can barely breathe from laughing!
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You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." - Michael K, 3/3/11
JLH is wearing vintage...so of course she looks great...it's VINTAGE!! :P
No joke involved in New York city sidewalks, unless you think scabies and e-coli are funny? Sorry Lindsay, better luck next time.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 2:58pm.
OMG M.E. LIEHAN, ahahahahahahahahahhahahah
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Like that? LMAO!
The most I can remember from those Resident Evil movies was when Mila was topless in one scene, and she had the strangest on screen nipples ever..small areolas, ginormous button nipples.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
That little girl singing grosses me out. It's unnatural to hear a child that young mimicking another vocalists' OVER-styling and singing about relationships. There must be a better way to encourage her talent.
Dear Jennifer Love Blewitt: way to accentuate your stumpiness with that hiddy disco-fever dress, "suntan" flavored pantyhose and ankle-strap shoes. You are just ridiculous.
Oh look - Christina Hendricks' bewbs. zzzzzzzzzz
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