Heroes To Us All: The Slut Walkers Of The Slut Walk!

This highly important international news story that is relevant to all of our interests is one that I missed yesterday, but thankfully some of your asses won't let me miss it. Because if there's something I love, it's a SLUT WALK (or as Taylor Momsen calls it, "Sunday"). It all started when a fucknotted piece of chewed up dumb (official name: Toronto Police Constable Michael Sanguinetti) told students at Toronto's York University that if women don't want to get raped, they shouldn't dress like sluts. This inspired three 20-something girls to fight for the right to dress like a Jodie Marsh by organizing a gigantic Slut Walk in front of police headquarters on Sunday afternoon.

Thousands of women put on their favorite whore uniforms and protested against the constable trying to keep a good slut dresser down. Just because a hereho's titties are hiked up to her nostrils and her pussy lips are waving under her skirt in the wind, doesn't give anybody the right to reach out and touch them without an invitation. Ben Roethlisberger just exploded into a GHB-laced ball of confusion.

I fully support every slut's right to freely dress like a proud slut whenever and wherever she wants without fear! Some people get a smile in their heart when they see a freshly bloomed flower reaching toward the sun, but I get a smile in my heart when I see a for real ho struttin' down the stroll in lucite stilts and a double titty souffle spilling out of her latex corset. That image is my flower!

That being said, they should've asked me to curate this Slut Walk event, because some of those outfits..... Are you really going to wear your junior high school knit hoodie with a pair of lace hose?! Get thee to a Frederick's outlet and fix yourself! I love a slut, but I don't love a sloppy slut. Call me next year!

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:10pm.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:50pm.

Teehee...I'm working my ACU's. (Army Combat Uniform).Nobody rocks camis like I do. *wink*

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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:50pm.

@Hot Mami...
What are you wearing now? (comes closer, hiking up skirt)

Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 9:02pm.

I'm way late to this,but clothes have no bearing on whether or not you will be raped. Rape is about power,period.

I was wearing a goddamn cardigan and jeans when it happened to me. As far as the yes/no theory....my incident happened at a party at my friend's boyfriend's house. I went to bed after some serious drinking, in pj's. Woke up with no pants on with homeboy on top of me. I was so drunk that even thought i knew what was happening,and didn't want it, that I couldn't speak. When he was done, his friend got on me. I'm sure someone will say that I should have said no.

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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele

Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 8:49pm.

"Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:57pm.
I love the days where everyone is PMSing...

*ducks*"
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Have you been talking to my fucking husband?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 6:39pm.

I've never been so proud to be a Canadian, except not.

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Shiitake happens...

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by WindSwept on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:54pm.
While entirely erroneous, that cop's opinion is all too common among many people who immediately jump to blame the victim instead of the perpetrator.

Kurt Cobain made an excellent point about the subject:

"Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth. The problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate woman about how to defend themselves What really needs to be done is to teach man not to rape, to go to the source and start there."
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Windwept- thank you for bringing this quote up! It's so exactly right on.

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 5:49pm.

Kurt Cobain made an excellent point about the subject:

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 4:47pm.

@Ziggy Stardust - earlier I misread one of your posts and sent a bitchy post your way. I apologize for my fuck up. I "derped" and didn't realize you were talking about Angie Jo.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 3:55pm.

Nice victim-blaming there, Mr. Cop Man. Yes, rape is not about some people being fucking criminals. It's about SKIRTS BEING TOO SHORT!1 Men can't control their urges, OBVIOUSLY. That's why they follow women into dark alleys and wait until they are alone to rape them instead of doing it in full view of the public. Plus, EVERYBODY KNOWS that it's YOUR responsibility to prevent your own rape, not the police, and if you are anything less than a perfectly demure Christian housewife you deserved it anyway.

I guess all those elderly women who are attacked and raped in their own houses are just dressing sexily as well.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 3:26pm.

Evil Shoe - if you come back to this thread please accept my sincerest apologies. I made a tacky joke and obviously upset you. I had no idea. I sent you a text this morning but haven't heard from you. Again, I'm sorry.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by Wren on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 2:34pm.

Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 9:26am.

Yeah, fuck you, too you unfunny scrunt. Someone close to me was raped and nearly killed so excuse me for not finding your absolutely retarded jokes offensive and indeed, not humorous at all.
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Well guess what? There are probably people pissed off that you used the word "retarded". No matter what you say you will offend someone.

I can't say how I'd feel about rape jokes if I had ever been victimized, but sometimes humor is how people handle and cope with things.

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I'm bored with babies and engagements and happiness and joy and shit. - ImpertinentVixen

Submitted by WindSwept on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:54pm.

While entirely erroneous, that cop's opinion is all too common among many people who immediately jump to blame the victim instead of the perpetrator.

Kurt Cobain made an excellent point about the subject:

Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:52pm.

Submitted by femguide on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:53pm.

** http://feministguidetohollywood.blogspot.com **

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Just bookmarked your page.Keep up the good work.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:21pm.

Anyone wanna buy an iPad2?

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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:18pm.

Shit no love for Raul? Kick some of them quarters back then, Raul has laundry to do. ************************************************************************************************ Short fat,skinny and tall, loved a few, fucked 'em all.

Submitted by HOTNEY on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:08pm.

SUCK hows it hangin!!

you got a cam yet? you gonna show us itchy hos the GOODS HAHAH

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:03pm.

"Coming to the main stage put your hands together and give it for HOTNEY!" RAUL'S GONNA MAKE IT HAIL! *throws handful of quarters* ************************************************************************************************ Short fat,skinny and tall, loved a few, fucked 'em all.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:57pm.

I love the days where everyone is PMSing...

*ducks*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:56pm.

Slut clothing.. they're doing it wrong

*cue american apparel ads*

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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:56pm.

Submitted by HOTNEY on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:53pm.

SLUTS AND HOS WHERE DO THEY GOES NOBODY KNOWS!!!
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YES.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:55pm.

Submitted by HOTNEY on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:53pm.
SLUTS AND HOS WHERE DO THEY GOES NOBODY KNOWS!!!

PLANT THAT GUSTY CERVIX ON RAUL'S FACE NOW!************************************************************************************************ Short fat,skinny and tall, loved a few, fucked 'em all.

Submitted by HOTNEY on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:53pm.

SLUTS AND HOS WHERE DO THEY GOES NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Our GODNEY in The Zone,
hallowed be your name,
your Circus come,
your frap be done,
on earth as in heaven.
Give us today our daily head.
Forgive us our scrags
as we forgive scrags who troll against us.
Save us from the time a cervix gust
and deli

Submitted by femguide on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:53pm.

This is amazing!

** http://feministguidetohollywood.blogspot.com **

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:48pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:44pm.

You wanna spoon suckandfuck?
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sooooooooooooooooooo badly

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:46pm.

"It's hilarious, but he's not a good person. I don't know who the alt belongs to, but I worry for their sanity"

I think it's hilarious that ZIGGY is worried about someone else's sanity.

Find your own first, darlin'.

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I know that I've got issues, but you're pretty messed up too
Either way I found out, I'm nothing without you
-Kelly Clarkson

Submitted by Fancy Malone on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:45pm.

So warm and fuzzy..

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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig

Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:44pm.

You wanna spoon suckandfuck?

We can film it on my new iPad 2 from Apple. It has front and rear facing cameras.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:42pm.

for the record I love Ziggy AND Meatyblox. Slow sweet sweaty love.

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:42pm.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:57am.
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Thanks, beakers!

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:41pm.

I am very distrusting of.... STFU AND MAKE RAUL A SAMMICH! ************************************************************************************************ Short fat,skinny and tall, loved a few, fucked 'em all.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:41pm.

And I am very distrusting of people that have people teasing me with what looks like you may show your breasts to me in their avie.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:38pm.

Welcome Meaty! Even tho I don't eat you I welcome you! ;P

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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:36pm.

I am very distrusting of people who save pictures of other people's young children onto their computer.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:36pm.

meathead - yep.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:34pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:25pm.
I like this meatblock guy... welcome.

i've liked you and the rest for some time, so your welcome is much appreciated.

is your avi that viral youtube kid coming back from the dentist?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:25pm.

I like this meatblock guy... welcome.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:24pm.

HAHA Snowy - Oh! Ambassador Buttlips!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:23pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:14pm.
DListed isn't the place to discuss Angelina Jolie?

A celebrity gossip blog is the wrong place to discuss the most famous woman in the world?

angelina who?
pleeeease, the skelewhore peaked some time ago.
and the path to popularity is not to be a molester or politically correct, just be entertaining, what and whoever you are.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:21pm.

Octomom > Angie

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:20pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:03pm.

more time pretending to be a sex offender then I'd
be more popular here.
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fucking hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:17pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:03pm.
Maybe if I spent less time talking about UN Humanitarians and Ambassadors - who also happen to be Oscar winners and Economist Magazine authors - and more time pretending to be a sex offender then I'd be more popular here.

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No.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:15pm.

Sug: she's refering to Angie Ho so I guess it is dlisted appropriate, LOL

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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:14pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:03pm.

more time pretending to be a sex offender then I'd
be more popular here.
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DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:14pm.

DListed isn't the place to discuss Angelina Jolie?

A celebrity gossip blog is the wrong place to discuss the most famous woman in the world?

Oh gurl, I think you are looking for Towerload.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:12pm.

Submitted by Ziggy Stardust: Maybe if I spent less time talking about UN Humanitarians and Ambassadors - who also happen to be Oscar winners and Economist Magazine authors - and more time pretending to be a sex offender then I'd be more popular here.

yeah - b/c DLISTED is an appropriate place to discuss THAT shit. This is a vacation from regular life, and not anyone's little "Amen" section. The only politics/charity that some of us care about is dick donations.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:04pm.

doubtful.....
awww poor Ziggy can't feel the love! ;(

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"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:03pm.

Maybe if I spent less time talking about UN Humanitarians and Ambassadors - who also happen to be Oscar winners and Economist Magazine authors - and more time pretending to be a sex offender then I'd be more popular here.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:03pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:51am.
Pretty shameful that for the most part, the serious nature of this post and the personal stories a few have been brave enough to share have been ignored in favor of perpetuating the notion that some people make it "all about them" by well, making all about them.
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Yep.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:01pm.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:59am.

Oh, sorry Raul! My comment orig. was before yours and I had mentioned I was not on a PC, I stupidly, and incorrectly assumed you were directing that at me!

I am obviously a snappy one today. Apology number 2 to Raul!