Kate Hudson's Unborn Baby Is Probably Drunk Right Now
Over at Popeater, they have a picture of a knocked up Kate Hudson sipping on what looks like red wine from a wine glass in the middle of a restaurant in Buenos Aires with her fiance Matt Bellamy and son Ryder. Of course, this has opened up a bottle of comments calling Kate a selfish drunk for turning her womb into a winery. You know, if you lumped all those comments into a mound and fermented them for a few days, you'd end up with a jar of 100 proof sweet nectar that would seep into the placenta. Then you'd have a delicious piece of booze meat to feast on after labor. Kate should think about this.
Popeater decided to get a medical opinion and asked an OB/GYN who doesn't treat Kate Hudson whether or not it's okay to drink a glass of wine while you're in a serious state of knocked up. The doctor, "Right now, no one really knows what amount of alcohol is harmful for the fetus, so it's recommended that you don't drink at all during pregnancy."
Jennifer Aniston can print that out and show it to everyone who asks her why her womb is closed off to fetuses. If I had a living thing kicking at my stomach walls and letting out a burp so big that my ass lips have to open up to let it out, I'd probably reach for a DRANK too. But since doctors do not approve of this, I'd redirect myself towards the bong instead (he didn't say anything about that!).
By the way, for those of you screaming that Kate is going to give birth to a drunk baby who will eat the world's supply of booze, this little bit of information might cool your shit. Kate was having dinner with BONO. Yup, the defense rests!
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I'd drink, too: the kid's bound to have his looks and her musical talent.
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Just because I'm out doesn't mean I'm drinking.
My hypothesis is that if she didn't drink while she was pregnant with Ryder, she is going to drink now to see if there is any hope of getting a halfway decent-looking kid.
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Matt Belamy has lost all is talent now...Kate Hudson sucked it out thru his penis when they were conceiving this spawn.
MUSE is now done as a band......Kate will show up at the Muse tour rehearsals and let her brats run around on stage and want to sit on the side of the stage and eat cheetos in her hippy dresses.
Why God...Why????
It's funny how prude we have become with our pregnancies. I didn't drink because I had no desire to.
I was watching All in the Family and a pregnant Gloria has a glass of wine on the show. That was over 30 years ago. No one blinked an eye on that. God forbid it's shown on TV today. The internet will be on fire!!
Give Katie a break! a glass of wine is now biggie.
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I'd need a whole bottle of Jim Beam to get through dinner with that self righteous garden gnome Bono.
For the record - I drank like a fish until I discovered I was pregnant (it was one of those surprise pregnancies) then stopped cold turkey. I was a smoker at the time, too. I stopped the smokes but only because of the morning (afternoon and evening) sickness - I couldn't work out the logistical issue of how to keep a ciggie in my gob and throw up at the same time.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 9:46am.
Of course, my child is autistic. BUT I am sure it was not the alcohol to blame for that.
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Of COURSE not. Anyone who thinks otherwise is severely ignorant.
My OB/GYN said it was perfectly fine for me to have the VERY OCCASIONAL glass of red wine when I was pregnant, and I had a high risk pregnancy. You just can't drink all the time, or drink a whole bottle. So if I see a pregnant woman sipping on a glass of red wine somewhere, I'm not going to throw her side-eye. I will, however, throw you the EVIL EYE if I see you pregnant and smoking. Nothing is more selfish, self-centered, ignorant and downright trashy than smoking while you're pregnant. I don't care how much you think you need it, or how addicted to it you are, or how many of your friends smoked through their pregnancy and "they got by just fine!". Which should say something about the quality of friends you have...
Doesn't Kate Hudson smoke like a chimney too?
Fking everyone calm down with the wine, ugh! It's perfectly fine to have ONE glass AFTER the first trimester. Jees the fucking world's people has been doing this for fucking thousands of years and worse, and babes are pretty much fine.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:42am.
I feel confident that the doctors who say that the occasional glass of wine during pregnancy is harmless are right. However, doctors probably shouldn't just toss it off to some of their patients.
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Co-sign.
When my sister was about 8 months the Dr. told her she could have about 2 glass of red wine a week. When she was like "Why did I never know this with my other 2 kids!?" He goes "Well, you can have about a roll of sushi a week, too. We just don't tell people all the time except the people that we think can handle limiting themselves. We say one glass a day, most will do 5...."
Moderation, people. It's the name of the game.
I will not hate on Kate Hudson for this. For many other things, yes, but not for this.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
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Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:48am.
Ach. I drank a bit when I was pregnant. I was told that one or 2 drinks a week was fine, as long as I never got intoxicated. Were I a celebrity no doubt some incriminating photos could have been found of me in a club at 1 am with a drink in my hand heavily pregnant. Looked bad I'm sure, but then it would have been my friends club night and that drink would have been, at most, my second.
Small amounts of alcohol do not cause FAS. Virtually all healthcare providers agree that some alcohol whilst pregnant is perfectly OK, the problem is that nobody can agree on precisely how much is OK, and so they blanket recommend none in order not to get their asses sued. Of course you have to be careful when you're pregnant, but you don't have to give up every single thing for 9 months and beyond. Stress is much more harmful to a foetus than a couple of units of booze a week.
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i second that co-signature.
That guy looks like a bird.
I think it's up to each mom if she chooses to have the occasional drink or not during pregnancy -- it is true no studies have proven it to be 100% safe, but no studies have shown light to moderate drinking to be harmful to the baby either, they have only studied heavy drinking which is of course harmful. You have to use your own common sense. Some people feel like unless it is 100% proven safe, I won't do it, others are willing to go with centuries of cultural norms and relax a bit.
I personally am not judging Kat for having a glass of wine one bit.
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it's funny, i actually LIKED muse until he started dating her. now i turn the channel if they come on.
if i'm gonna hate on her, it's not going to be for her drinking while pregnant because god knows, we've all done stupid shit in our lives. but how many of us were dumb enough to make "how to lose a guy in 10 days" or "fools gold"?
What are nine alcohol-free months compared to a lifetime of guilt when something would go amiss with your child's health? Just steer clear from booze, sigarets, drugs, unpasteurized products, raw meat and litter boxes and you have nothing to blame yourself for.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Kate will probably end up with a brood of children, all fathered by different men. She loves to jump from guy to guy, with no breathing room in between.
You are putting alcohol into the bloodstream of a developing fetus. Alcohol is poison, that's why you get drunk. There is no justification in the world that I can think of for drinking while pregnant, especially if the amount is so small you won't even feel it. The reason people drink is to get a buzz is it not? If you're feeling a buzz, then so is your baby...meaning your baby is drunk. Um yeah, mom of the year to you Kate Hudson!
I feel confident that the doctors who say that the occasional glass of wine during pregnancy is harmless are right. However, doctors probably shouldn't just toss it off to some of their patients. Some people can't have just one, and might justify more thinking, "oh well, I didn't have one yesterday, and I won't have one tomorrow, so I can have three now."
Personally, I like a buzz, so I'd NEVER stop at one. But I've never been pregnant. If I had ever got pregnant, I'd have had to steer completely clear of alcohol.
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I can't judge-never had a baby. But I still can't stand this ho.
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Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:48am.
Ach. I drank a bit when I was pregnant. I was told that one or 2 drinks a week was fine, as long as I never got intoxicated. Were I a celebrity no doubt some incriminating photos could have been found of me in a club at 1 am with a drink in my hand heavily pregnant. Looked bad I'm sure, but then it would have been my friends club night and that drink would have been, at most, my second.
Small amounts of alcohol do not cause FAS. Virtually all healthcare providers agree that some alcohol whilst pregnant is perfectly OK, the problem is that nobody can agree on precisely how much is OK, and so they blanket recommend none in order not to get their asses sued. Of course you have to be careful when you're pregnant, but you don't have to give up every single thing for 9 months and beyond. Stress is much more harmful to a foetus than a couple of units of booze a week.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:57am.
as slutty as Kate is it surprises me that she always managed to get knocked up by dudes who are fug and not particularly wildly rich. way to set back the family genes.
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Muse is one of the biggest bands in the world, and like U2 styles in Europe. Huge band. The guy is loaded. He has more money that Kate by a long shot.
Wow, she's so plain when she's not made up.
@Ziggy
Kate is a hag "actress" born of a hotter mother who has schlepped her way through life on her "Almost Famous" film credit and her vagina wrecking through D and C-list musicians like a tornado in a trailer park.
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If you mother is the off-spring of Goldie Hawne and an orgy with the Hudson Brothers, a glass of fuckin' wine probably would only help.
Just adding, I know when women are breast feeding they can pump&dump if they drink. But you can't pump&dump when pregnant?! What's the difference?
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:50am.
Go on...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
as slutty as Kate is it surprises me that she always managed to get knocked up by dudes who are fug and not particularly wildly rich. way to set back the family genes.
but it could have been worse, her kids could have had Owen's penis nose or Aroid's brain.
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Who is this woman?
I know who the guy from Muse is (gag) but I have no idea who the alcoholic is, even though I know the name.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
It confuses me because you are not even supposed to drink or smoke when you are breast feeding, so isn't drinking when pregnant the same as drinking with breast feeding x 100?
I'd rather she partake in a couple glasses of wine than she smoke cigarettes a la Catherine Zeta Jones.
That kid will be fug.
Matt Bellamy's going to marry her ass? AHAHAHA stupid fuck. How old fashioned of him.
Kate is the master groupie. She should teach a class at the Learning Annex "How to trap a Rockstar by poking holes in condom and 'accidentally forgetting your birth control'". Groupie slag. (and yes if you can't tell I hate this trick).
Ach. I drank a bit when I was pregnant. I was told that one or 2 drinks a week was fine, as long as I never got intoxicated. Were I a celebrity no doubt some incriminating photos could have been found of me in a club at 1 am with a drink in my hand heavily pregnant. Looked bad I'm sure, but then it would have been my friends club night and that drink would have been, at most, my second.
Small amounts of alcohol do not cause FAS. Virtually all healthcare providers agree that some alcohol whilst pregnant is perfectly OK, the problem is that nobody can agree on precisely how much is OK, and so they blanket recommend none in order not to get their asses sued. Of course you have to be careful when you're pregnant, but you don't have to give up every single thing for 9 months and beyond. Stress is much more harmful to a foetus than a couple of units of booze a week.
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Kate's a fucking loser.
That is all.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:09am.
that's funny because everyone I knew breastfed...most breastfed long term.
Hekki, I remember when asking my OB about breasfeeding he tersely asked me "what the hell do you think "those things" were for?". So I kind of felt guilted into it, but so glad I did.
I'm not going to judge. It's her baby and if she feels she can keep it to one or two occasionally, then so be it. I had one glass of champagne at christmas while pregnant, but didnt touch a drop the rest of the time. I wanted to be extra careful, but feeling like arse also had something to do with it
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 10:09am.
I just wish more women would breastfeed. The studies proving its benefits to mother and baby are more than abundant. But I barely know any women who did. And the ones who did gave up after 6 weeks or three months.
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Is it not considered the norm to breastfeed in the US (you're from there if I recall correctly)? Why is that?
Everybody needs to leave this bitch alone, for God's sake. A glass of wine isn't going to make a bit of difference! She probably does more potential harm to that fetus just by going outside in Los Angeles and breathing the air for 5 minutes.
People are so fucking judgmental of pregnant women. Either they're too "smug" and into their pregnancies, or they're wanton tramps endangering their unborn children at every turn. LAY OFF.
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Hekki
even the people that breastfeed only last about 3 months and were feeding the child infamil, so the baby probably got one breastfeeding a day (2 girls I know)
and infamil is nasty
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I would think one would err on the side of caution where their kid is concerned. I did. I mean, if you can't straighten up for your kid, you probably just can't straighten up.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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It's funny. I made my original comment whilst eating one of those processed-to-hell, plastic-wrapped snack cakes. That thing had probably been in the vending machine for three months, but the sugar was CALLING me.
If I were pregnant, and my child were born with three heads, I'd blame the snack cake before any wine I may have consumed.
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I just hate Kate Hudson for her horrible movies.
I'm normally a pretty good drunk, but when attempting to get pregnant & all throughout both pregnancies, I was too fucken scared to touch booze or even Tylenol. Funny. My sis, who's a doctor & not much of a drinker at all, would occasionally enjoy a glass or two of wine when she was pregnant.
Her kids are more than "fine".
No question, however, that one is certainly increasing the odds for problems when one imbibes heavily.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
The poison is in the dose.
Edit: People can pretty much justify what they do during pregnancy. Some people give up everything, some give up nothing. Most of us have no room to judge.
The vast majority of women eat very well and practice more than enough caution.
I just wish more women would breastfeed. The studies proving its benefits to mother and baby are more than abundant. But I barely know any women who did. And the ones who did gave up after 6 weeks or three months.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 9:55am.
All you people fucking doctors? God, what the Internet has done for us all.
nope but I've been pregnant. ;)
Submitted by sybil on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 9:36am.
"My Mom smoked & drank when she was pregnant with me....now look at my choice of photos & tell me I turned out perfectly normal?"
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LOL! Same here. That's just what they did back then. Chain-smoked and drank. Didn't fucken know any better. 'Twas the culture. My siblings & I turned out perfectly normal, too (as is also evidenced by my choice of avatars ;oD
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 9:45am.
My doctor told me that durning the last trimester an occassional glass of wine was fine.
Kate isn't in her last trimester already is she?
she's like 6 months. it's cool, but if she's out in the open like that, that suggests this isn't her first glass of pregnancy wine.
then again Britney Spears was to' up from the flo' up every day when she was pregnant, no? and the babies are fine. it's just all so very random...seen women in perfect health lose pregnancies mid-term, seen women snort, pop, smoke, shoot and drink and have perfectly normal children.
All you people fucking doctors? God, what the Internet has done for us all.