Hot Slut Of The Day!
Luna, the cow in Germany who is in leap closer to actually jumping over the moon! 15-year-old Regina Meyer had a cow, wanted a horse and so she turned that cow into a damn horse! Sort of. When Regina's parents said NEIN to her wish for an expensive ass horse, she looked outside her window, started into Luna's side-eye of uncertainty and got the kind of idea you usually only see in Hallmark Hall of Fame movies. Regina spent hundreds of hours slowly training Luna to get used to human contact and not freak out when she got on her back. Regina used treats and sweet coo-ing to woo Luna into submission. Fun fact: This is exactly how Victoria Prince got KFed to let her ride on top.
Once Regina was able to ride Luna without any problems, she then began to teach her how to gallop and do simple tricks. To make an udderly long (it's too early to GONG me, you'll wake the neighbors) story short, Luna understands the commands "go," "stand" and "gallop." After two years of training Luna can leap just like a horse. Luna is like the BABE of cows! Here's Luna in action! Luna can make whipped cream on her own (remember what I said about that GONG)!
From now on, any stupid ass celebwhore who feels the need to commit "Over the Moon" abuse when they've got a womb full of fetus, can't do so until they've gotten on top of Luna and jumped over a cardboard moon (or a naked KFed, whichever is available).
(For Amanda, Jill and everybody else who sent this in)
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I find this cute,I hope that Luna doesnt mind it too much but on the other hand,chances are that otherwise she would of been slaughtered at some point.I sure hope that they gonna let her get old.
Yeah, for real - they eat seahorses. I read it in this book called "What the World Eats" - and there were pictures and everything.
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Awww nothing gets between a teenage girl and her dreams of having a huge beast between her legs.
I think we can all relate to that.
and this is news?
people have been riding cows and also using them as beasts of burden forever, and still do in some countries. It is a multipurpose animal for a lot of people around the world.
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What a fucking animal-abusing bitch. I hope somebody puts a saddle on her and rides her. The GMO food makes kids today extra-stupid.
Luna is a really nice cow. Deep down, she knows what's going on.
It's just a shame Regina didn't spot some young farm hand outside her window before Luna moseyed by.
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Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
That girl obviously has patience and perseverance, so good for her!
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Luna: it's what's for dinner
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Awww, good for her!
It's a labour of love for sure.
I just bet she pretends Luna is a horse all day long. That cow is so sweet tho!! But what mean parents. They obviously have a farm with livestock so why not get her a horse or let her get her own.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Yay, Regina! Make cows into horses, not hamburger.
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Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 8:18am.
"... P.S. Bitches be eatin' ALL the animal in China. And they eat animals you wouldn't even think of eating. Like they fry up whole seahorses and put them on kabob sticks and sell them in the streets."
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I knew sea urchin & sea cukes were common on some Asian menus, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the gentle sea horsie *cries*
(For real?...)
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 8:20am
I've always wondered that myself. Most humans don't weigh less than 100lbs so I'm sure the horse hates that. Plus the fact that you have to "break them in", and basically train them into submission is pretty much a giveaway that they were not made to lug people around.
But then again they've been doing it for centuries the only ones that don't know that are wild horses who aren't used to human contact.
Finally a newsworthy story about a good person who made the most of her circumstances instead of acting like a selfish spoiled brat. What a sweet tale of friendship,patience and love for our animal friends.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Hey! That Luna the cow is more talented than Britney the cow and her handler actually seems to love her. It is true that cattle give great 'side eye'.
Will some rich person have mercy on her and get her a freakin horse?!
Some people are just innocent and sweet and better than the rest of us. A girl who commits her time to training her pet cow to jump over a fence is cool in my book.
Okay - it's been established that I'm stupid (since I'm LeAnn rimes), so please answer me this without too many insults:
Do horses ENJOY people climbing up on them and having to lug people's fat asses around?
I hope this bitch doesn't teach this cow how to hold a gun... Okay I hope she does.
That's kinda cute. Only the narrator's voice is so saccharine I kinda wanna hurl now.
P.S. Bitches be eatin' ALL the animal in China. And they eat animals you wouldn't even think of eating. Like they fry up whole seahorses and put them on kabob sticks and sell them in the streets.
Roast beef. Most of the fun of eating it is having others go "eeewwwwww!" ;)
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:54am.
I think I must try cow tongue *curious as to what taste buds taste like*
The cow looks smarter than the girl, but they do make a cute couple.
Okay, so, I grew up in rural Bavaria, and let me just say that this is straight-up some Bavarian shit right here. I googled this chick and cow team and laughed my ass off when I saw that they live in Laufen, which is only an hour from the cow town where I grew up. Das gibt's nur in Bayern!
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I like boring things.
I live in a country where it is normal to consume sheep's head (smalahoved) and rotten fish (gravlaks). I have never tasted neither, nor have I tasted tounge.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:37am.
"... It was sliced like roast beef, and was the same except for the occasional taste bud on the edges."
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Mmmmmmmm. Oh, wow.
I think I must try cow tongue *curious as to what taste buds taste like*
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:36am.
<"Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:31am.">
"Ugh, you'd love it then. They cook "Deviled Kidneys" for breakfast (!) and it's a platter of kidneys with hot sauce all over the place."
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*swoon* I think I am in love! Thanks for the link to these dainty creatures of exotic cuisine. I shall be sure to investigate them further. Are they on YouTube?
I had a block of very sharp blue cheese for breakfast this morn, alongside fried hot pepperoni with honey-mustard sauce.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I dislike animals (mostly dogs though) but I also dislike cruelty towards animals.
This girl should have been rode hard herself to see if she liked it. Oh, wait..
I like cows. During some travels throught the countryside (and staying at farms and shit), I noticed that cows really do give some of the best side-eye around. No matter the cow, their side-eye always looks like "oh mah god you crazy bitch", which I always thought was pretty funny.
Never had tongue. But really, it's just another muscle, so what's the difference between that and a drumstick? Although people don't even eat drumsticks much anymore.
My dad is from a very rural village in Europe and they used EVERY part of any animal they slaughtered. Maybe they didn't use the chicken beaks... I'll have to ask him. They didn't waste a single thing, not a jar or piece of string.
People are inCREDibly wasteful.
Snideychick sez:
I grew up eating boiled cow tongue. Just dice up an onion, two celery ribs, one carrot, and three cloves of garlic. Bring three quarts of water to a boil then add veggies and tongue. Reduce heat and let simmer for 4-6 hours. It has a very tender, slightly creamy texture and my mom served it on white bread with mustard. YUM!
Now that's just sad.
I've had beef tongue. Back in the early 80s, the cafeteria at work sold 'boiled beef tongue'. It was sliced like roast beef, and was the same except for the occasional taste bud on the edges.
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Ugh, you'd love it then. They cook "Deviled Kidneys" for breakfast (!) and it's a platter of kidneys with hot sauce all over the place. They're really cannibals.
(Jennifer, the one in glasses: "I love strong flavors for breakfast. Not your wishy-washy cereals.")
I ate tongue before by accident. My mom had bought this deli-meat and i just slapped it on my sandwich and while i chomped it down, she told me it was tongue. It wasnt all bad. Finished the sandwich. The got me same way with horse-meat.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:22am.
"Anybody ever eaten "cow tongue"? Me neither."
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Funny you ask. I fondled one just the udder day (it was packaged ;p) @ the butcher's. Very interesting piece of anatomy! Hehehe.
The woman who worked there said there are regular customers who pre-order cow's tongue for their sandwiches. They swear it's excellent and very easy on the stomach.
Effin' gross.
But, then... I dig liver, kidney & heart (esp. curried), so what's a l'il tongue action here and there, I suppose.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Anybody ever eaten "cow tongue"? Me neither. I love my DVD cooking series from England "The Two Fat Ladies" and Clarissa makes "Queen Victoria's Sandwiches" that have chicken salad on slices of tongue between two pieces of bread. "Not many people eat tongue these days" says Clarissa. Damn right. Well not from a cow.
Most of their stuff is good, they are such hilarious meemaws I watch it over and over.
http://www.amazon.com/Two-Fat-Ladies-Jennifer-Paterson/dp/B00180IPR6
(scroll down for pics of the hottest ever cooking sluts, boy would they despise Giada)
LOL @ Hekki!
Sucks, eh? ;p
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
BWAWAHAHAHAHA @ Hekki!!
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
The girl is cute. So is her bovine buddy. Can't hate on the basics.
But... someone please get this chick a real horsie.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
It strikes me as sort of cruel to force an animal who's supposed to stand and graze all day to do all that active shit. I know just how that cow feels. I was bred to sit and post on dlisted all day, but these humans keep demanding food and clean clothes and attention.
Hey, i take a teen who is training a cow for two years over one that steals from Stores and vandalizes shit ANY DAY. Plus i m a farmgirl and German, so i guess , this makes my heart all mushy with memories of cow-shit and how i got my tractor drivers license at 12.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
I love how totally wonky it looks when it tries to jump. Regardless, Team Luna! Fuck the haters!
Since I'm not doing anything with my life this is what I should be doing. Using my lazy ass to find new innovative ways for useless shit.