Hot Slut Of The Day!
Luna, the cow in Germany who is in leap closer to actually jumping over the moon! 15-year-old Regina Meyer had a cow, wanted a horse and so she turned that cow into a damn horse! Sort of. When Regina's parents said NEIN to her wish for an expensive ass horse, she looked outside her window, started into Luna's side-eye of uncertainty and got the kind of idea you usually only see in Hallmark Hall of Fame movies. Regina spent hundreds of hours slowly training Luna to get used to human contact and not freak out when she got on her back. Regina used treats and sweet coo-ing to woo Luna into submission. Fun fact: This is exactly how Victoria Prince got KFed to let her ride on top.
Once Regina was able to ride Luna without any problems, she then began to teach her how to gallop and do simple tricks. To make an udderly long (it's too early to GONG me, you'll wake the neighbors) story short, Luna understands the commands "go," "stand" and "gallop." After two years of training Luna can leap just like a horse. Luna is like the BABE of cows! Here's Luna in action! Luna can make whipped cream on her own (remember what I said about that GONG)!
From now on, any stupid ass celebwhore who feels the need to commit "Over the Moon" abuse when they've got a womb full of fetus, can't do so until they've gotten on top of Luna and jumped over a cardboard moon (or a naked KFed, whichever is available).
(For Amanda, Jill and everybody else who sent this in)