Courteney Cox And David Arquette Reunite At The Happiest Place On Earth
Courteney Cox came back from her St. Barts bikini vacation (where she DID NOT lick the salt water off of Josh Hopkins' taint) to spend time with her estranged husband David Arquette and their daughter Coco at Disney World in Florida. David shared this picture of his family with all of his Twitter followers last night. A picture that was obviously taken during an earthquake with a 10-year-old disposable camera held by an overly caffeinated heroin addict who suffers from shaky hand syndrome, because this shit couldn't be blurrier.
They look happy, though. But I guess I'd be happy too if a VIP tour guide took me around Disney World and I didn't have to wait 3 hours to buy a $50 Coke from a tortured employee whose eyes say "fuck my life" and whose plastered smile says "Disney will take my first born if I don't smile at you" (I've read the handbooks).
I've never understood how Disney World and Land can get away with calling themselves the "happiest place on Earth" when they barely sell any booze and fill their stores with crying brats who scream at their mothers for not buying them a $30 bag of Disney brand jelly beans. Isn't that false advertising? CLASS ACTION ALERT!
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My father hated Disney. He put up with Sunday night's Disney show on TV but swore even if he had the money he would never take us to Disneyland which was fine with me. My kid was eight when the Lion King movie came out and she chose NOT to see it. Lol, everyone accused me of passing on my Mouse bias but I would have taken her if she asked (a few years later she made me to take her to see Titanic).
Submitted by ChiChiMarie on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 5:15pm.
MK-there is PLENTY of booze on Disney World property. You must someday go to EPCOT Center and drink around the world, or at least have a couple of Fiesta Margaritas from the Mexico pavillion. They are sweet frozen nectar of the Gods, and get you seriously shitty :)
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THIS. And what's great about Epcot is the whole Kim Possible spy thing where you can have your kid solve a mystery while you drink from Great Britain to Japan.
That said, I am perplexed why adults without children make this pilgramage. The only reason I even go with my family is because of a annual conference there. I can't believe the amount of honeymooners we've come across.
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Surprised Courtney doesn't have one of those harness/leash things on the kid - David that is, not little Coco.
I live in Orlando (please kill me) and I've known dozens of people who've worked for The Mouse. Disney will leave you living in poverty. At $7.25 an hour, "cast members" often live 4 people to a tiny, 2-bedroom low-income apartment.
Consequently, I haven't given them a dime in 10 years.
And forget the lines. You'll spend half the day slowly walking as you're stuck behind millions of scooters, each occupied by a 500 lb. tubby slurping down a mouse head ice cream bar. Agggghhhhh!!!
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David Arquette gives me the murder-suicide vibes in that pic....Courtney should have picked the RIGHT Arquette, ALEXIS....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
If you told me that was Danielle Staub, I'd totally believe.
That place is not worth the money they charge. You spend most of the time waiting in the fucking lines.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:43pm.
awwww joe- I think I know why. don't beat yourself up.
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I visited Disney, specifically Magic Kingdom, with some people from work and it was a grade A DISASTER. Starting with: why are a bunch of middle-aged women standing in line with toddlers to get on rides? Ugh. If I'd visited with my own children when they were small I'd have loved it. I didn't get to see other parts of Disney that I really wanted to see, because the bully who organized the trip adores Magic Kingdom and everyone fell in with her plans bgecause we're all scared of her; so I'm forever grumpy about Magic Kingdom.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 4:40pm.
The whole point of Disneyland is to bring your own booz anyway possible. I was a master Disney moonshine smuggler in my youth. It is quite easy actually. Now a days, you just have to hang out at the bars in Downtown Disney.
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Yeah I liked Downtown Disney. I was there with kids so could only look longingly at all the peeps sitting around drinking at the cafés and bars. All you can do in a situation like that is eat as much chocolat and ice cream as possible. And not bother putting your credit card back in your purse.
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MK-there is PLENTY of booze on Disney World property. You must someday go to EPCOT Center and drink around the world, or at least have a couple of Fiesta Margaritas from the Mexico pavillion. They are sweet frozen nectar of the Gods, and get you seriously shitty :)
The whole point of Disneyland is to bring your own booz anyway possible. I was a master Disney moonshine smuggler in my youth. It is quite easy actually. Now a days, you just have to hang out at the bars in Downtown Disney.
We visited Walt Disney World back in '88, and once was enough.
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
I never got to go to disney anything growing up. Just Fiesta Texas (classy I know!) and now that I'm older I'd never waste my time or money on that crap. I hate the hassle of it all too, going to crowded places and standing in long ass lines in he hot ass sun just to waste all you money. fuck all that noise! much rather see nature!! honestly I don't think I'd even take my kids to disneyland if i had any. Why support disney? they suck ass!
Don't even get me started on Disneywhatever. You will NEVER catch me there willingly (I was forced to go one year on a school trip. It was like trying to make the antichrist enter a church).
I have friends who looooooooove Disney and go there every chance they can get. Despite the fact that we have this obviously HUGE difference, I love my friends so I mentally superglue my mouth shut when they talk about it.
*hurk*
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Disney World is waaay over priced..it's like 90 bucks a ticket, 20 bucks to park and then around 50 bucks if you decide to eat in the prk. Yet, these familes continue to drag their rugrats to this park, even though they will be whiney and cranky 2 hours into it and begging for ever over-priced toy they see..and I wont even get into the people who bring babies in strollers...they won't know or remember being at Disney World when they are that young! Keep them home and pop in The Little Mermaid or Lion King, they wont know the difference.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 1:45pm.
I also live an hour from disneyland and it depends on the time and day you choose to go. Eddie and I (and Brandi's kid) have an annual pass and go only when:
It is a Tuesday/Wednesday (not on spring break, or newar a holiday)
OR
if it is raining.
No lines. Also, using the fastpass system is awesome.
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Ahahahaha! *high 5's SFRB*
I mean, 'Disney' is fucking 'Disney'. It's generally a big, fancy money drain of people in constume and nightly fireworks. Can see how it is fun for the screaming kiddies, though. Rather an island/cultural trip.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
"MAJOR DOUBLE NEGATIVE FAIL!" -kokoskit
This is just a temporary situation. David is such a talentless, fucked up, homely dude that he'd threaten her with suicide if she divorced him. He'll never grow up. He'll never make it in the entertainment field, either. As for his lack of taste in clothes ... Stevie Wonder could do a better job at picking out his clothes. With luck he'll OD soon, and she'll go forward with her life. He reminds me a great of deal of Corey Haim.
NO ONE better let David on one of those cars on the Mulholland Madness ride!!
*WOULD NEVER PAY MORE THAN 2 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHURRO, ESPECIALLY FROM SOME FUCKER WHO CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT!* You know how cheap those fuckers are to make? Like $0.25 EACH.
Yes, if we Mexicans can laugh at the white people for anything at Disneyland (besides not being able to marry a non-Asian), it's b/c of the way the pronounce Churro. At least fucking TRY - it's not "chair-o." Even if you can't roll your "r's" you can at least say "chew-row" RIGHT?
I also live an hour from disneyland and it depends on the time and day you choose to go. Eddie and I (and Brandi's kid) have an annual pass and go only when:
It is a Tuesday/Wednesday (not on spring break, or newar a holiday)
OR
if it is raining.
No lines. Also, using the fastpass system is awesome.
Also, what stupid people don't bring in water bottles full of vodka and cans of Sugar Free Red Bull?
she's pulling away from him in the picture...head and shoulders at least. Bet he grabbed her at the last minute to make it seem like they were together and she was pulling away. LOLOLOL
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:16pm.
Doesn't Epcot have Grey Goose slushies outside of the French area?
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yes they do and i think there called Limoncello?!?!?! i got fucked up on those in epcot!!! DE-LI-CIOUS
the only time to go to the theme parks is when the kids are back in school!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse? Because she was fucking Goofy! Yes, that reminds me of this couple in the photo!
What I don't get is when people take their3 or 4 year old to Disney. They won't remember it and it sounds like hell walking around in the hot swampy asshole that is Florida with a toddler.
Maybe that's not really him and that's why the picture is blurry. CONSPIRACY.
"Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:22pm.
I live an hour away from Disneyland, and am very proud to say I have not been there since 1998.
Fuck long lines, 1 minute rides and paying 100 bucks before you even step through the gates."
Not necessarily. I went another time in Feb. and there were hardly any lines. Rode Space Mountain twice in 20 minutes. Amazing time. Yesterday, it was packed. It really depends on the day.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:59am.
I'm guessing this has something to do with the new "Scream" movie coming out. Gotta sell those movie tickets!
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Or maybe this is real, and the St Bart's pics are promotion for the TV show? It's so hard to tell with these Hollywhores.
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You say "beembo," I say "BIMBO." You say "sloot," I say "slut!" You say "whore," I say "hi." - Michael K, 3/3/11
awwww joe- I think I know why. don't beat yourself up.
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oh no, please not that again
love rears up it's ugly head
-Living Colour
The thought of the Magic Kingdom makes me want to punch myself in the face.
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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:27pm.
David must smell like rape urine and meth.
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Marry me.
i guess he doesn't use the internet, or read any magazines
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I went to Tokyo Disney once when I used to live in Korea, and that's the only place any of that crap looks right.
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People are always trying to eat me on the subway.
Such is the life of a baked good!
-evilcupcake 3/18/11
David has always struck me as the type that you break up with and they go bat shit destructive. He has probably given suicide threats and such, which makes her stick around or play nice. Shit is sad. Nothing is getting worked out. He's desperate to stay with her and she's desperate to keep him "OK" for their daughters sake. Happiest place my ass
PSL - I have not been to Disneyland since 1994.
I'm having to hold back my NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Screams, as my kids are now old enough and they want to go.
Tickets are $75 a fucking person! INCLUDING KIDS! Ok, kids may be $68 what's the fucking difference.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:16pm.
Doesn't Epcot have Grey Goose slushies outside of the French area?
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YESSSSSSSSS! With a hint of citrus flavor. I don't drink, but I did try one of those.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:22pm.
Fuck long lines, 1 minute rides and paying 100 bucks before you even step through the gates.
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are you sure you went to Disneyland? 'cause that sounds strikingly like a friday night at suckandfuck's house. HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:14pm.
Is he wearing pajamas?!
Either pj's or garanimals
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Those look like hospital pants to me. Maybe he's on leave from the nuthouse.
I was working at Mauschwitz a number of years ago (not for them, but on site for the company who employed my ass) and a co-worker and I were heading into the conference center to punch in, when two perfect little rabbits hopped past us on the excruciatingly manicured lawn.
My co-worker said, "Must be lunch break. Union rules."
What was really creepy was the wording on the inside of a large hurricane cellar-type door (left somewhat ajar) that led to an underground employee-of-Disney-only area: "REMEMBER: WHEN YOU OPEN THIS DOOR YOU ARE ON STAGE."
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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:27pm.
David must smell like rape urine
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Hmmm, never heard of rape urine odor. It is different from plain old urine odor? What makes it different? Curious minds want to know!
To me, Disneyworld/land would be as much fun & as relaxing a vacation as this:
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/24/b8/10/worlds-best-s...
Giddyup.
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:16pm.
Doesn't Epcot have Grey Goose slushies outside of the French area?
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
David must smell like rape urine and meth. Court must be so sick of his shit and playing his mom. From the look of him here, he totally ended the day begging to put it in a little and perhaps a tip of nip to slobber for the while, and being the totally good mom she is, she probably gave it to him.
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this is very sad
I went to Disney whatever (in Florida) and it was ok but Universal Studios was WAY better. And cheaper too.
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Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
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I live an hour away from Disneyland, and am very proud to say I have not been there since 1998.
Fuck long lines, 1 minute rides and paying 100 bucks before you even step through the gates.
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oh no, please not that again
love rears up it's ugly head
-Living Colour
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:13pm.
Hasn't Michael K hinted at least two or three times he's an ex-DisneyWorld employee?
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Maybe he was Goofy back when my friend went there? I sort of like that idea.
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So you're getting a divorce.. what's next?
I'm going to Disneyland !!
this has fake written all over it.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
Disney World and Land
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:14pm.
Is he wearing pajamas?!
Either pj's or garanimals
Awwww, just one happy family that one is.
Submitted by GraveyardCrow on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:14pm.
A friend of mine went to Disney World and while he was walking around someone grabbed his ass. He turned around to see who did that, and it was the guy dressed up as fucking GOOFY.
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LMMFAO! GOOFY!!
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