Tina Fey's Having A BABY!!!!
Screw, Year of the Rabbit! 2011 is turning out to be the Year of the Fetus (although, Year of the Rabbit works too). Wombs all around Hollywood and beyond are currently at capacity and you can add Tina Fey to the NO VACANCY list! Tina Fey was on Oprah today and dropped the news that she's 5 months pregnant. Yeah, so you know that sonic boom that whistled the wax off of your ear hairs this afternoon? It was Oprah screaming from Chicago: TEEEEEEEEEEN-AAAAAAAH FAAAAAY-YAAAAAAY IS HAVING A BAAAAAAAAAY-BEEEEEEEE! If you stand outside really still, the echo will come back and hit you.
Tina's rep confirms to People that she gave Oprah the news (in an episode airing on April 12th) that that she's expecting a second kid with her husband Jeff Richmond. Tina was on the show to promote her new book Bossypants and her return to SNL in a few weeks. It not yet known if an "Over the Moon" violation was made. Developing...
Congrats to Tina, Jeff and Alice! And congrats to all the writers at 30 Rock since I'm sure Tina's baby will deliver the second coming of "I want to go to there." The doctor is going to slap her baby and then hand him/her a membership card for the Writers Guild.
And I didn't mean that "screw, the Year of the Rabbit" shit. Because I"m pretty sure that gay hairdresser rabbit with Tina is "the rabbit" in Year of the Rabbit.