Hot Slut Of The Day!
On last night's Survivor: Redemption Island, after the two tribes merged into one they all sat around trying to come up with a new tribe me. Since they're in Nicaragua, they figured they should give themselves a Spanish name. None of them know Spanish, but obviously they all know dumb fluently. Rob got up, yanked his chonies down and pulled the name "Murlonio" out of his asshole. Rob told those dumbasses that "Murlonio" means "from the ocean, united" in Spanish. Even a ho whose Spanish vocabulary only consists of item names on a Taco Bell menu know that Murlonio doesn't mean shit. Murlonio and the Spanish language have never met. Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese.
Murlonio not only sounds like the name of a mid-size SUV from Nissan, but it's the name of one of the stuffed animals that belongs to Rob's wife Amber. And Murlonio isn't just ANY stuffed animal, he's the ring leader of all of her stuffed animals. So to recap: Rob's wife is a grown woman with a stuffed animal collection. Amber's stuffed animal family has a patriarch named Murlonio! Murlonio is now the name of a tribe of certifiable idiots on Survivor.
Now, I don't know if that stuffed parrot Amber is holding is Murlonio, but it sort of looks like one. If I was a stuffed animal peon, I'd bow down to that parrot.
It's official! All hail our new stuffed animal overlord: MURLONIO!
• 
Even a ho whose Spanish vocabulary only consists of item names on a Taco Bell menu know that Murlonio doesn't mean shit. Murlonio and the Spanish language have never met. Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese.
-------
MK, my sides hurt!!!!1 I love you too much.
Actually, i gained respect for Russell cause he really made TWO seasons interesting. Who cast this season?? SNOOZE!! I just don't get the bimbettes that are not that cute and have NOTHING to add any other way either. Tired of Robb but he is about the only thing interesting other than crazy Phillip. Jeff Probst is a TOTAL egomaniacal TOOL! The way he yammers on and on during the stupid contests like he is providing commentary for an olympic event. He needs to just shut the fuck up already. Oh and Russell's ex tribe ... LOVE seeing them going down in flames after they decide to LOSE a competition to get Russell out like they were NEVER going to lose one anyway. I watch way too much of this shit!!
Submitted by peng6613 on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 11:04am.
Yessss, but I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a ham wallet today...
_____________________________________________
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I've watched every frickin season of "Survivor" and I call my 10 yr old daughter my Survivor baby because "Survivor" got me through my pregnancy! Heck, I even own a Pontiac Aztec because that's the car Richard Hatch won as a prize for winning "Survivor" (and Rosie O'Donnell gave all the rest of the players from season one an Aztec too). I am a FAN!! I never used to like Boston Rob but I like him now. He knows how to play and knows he wants to win. I'm glad he out-survived Russell. I like the Redemption Island part this time around but I would like to see a celebrity Survivor already or yeah... put em someplace COLD.
______________________________________________
Visit my husband's webcomic DUNGEON HORDES at http://www.drunkduck.com/dungeon_hordes
______________________________________________
Submitted by will.i.am on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:16am.
YES! and that Russell guy! Give it up! You didn't fucking win the first time. Let other people have a shot. Rob was on the Amazing Race too. WTF do these people have on their resumes? "Professional Reality Show Contestant".
Anyway I'm tired of Survivor. In the beginning they went to exciting places like Africa and shit. Now every fucking season they go to some Samoan island with a time out island for naughty contestants. I want to see them put 16 people in the middle of Antarctica.
*******************************
I know, and the challenges and alliances were better too.
I had no idea he was on Amazing Race as well. Good grief!
I guess Rob is a perm. contestant on the Survivor payroll. I am pretty much done with it. I mean the Jimmy Johnson bullshit pissed me off and I boycotted the season he was on. I saw that Rob and Russell were on AGAIN this season and I said "that's it" Survivor is dead to me.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:16am.
YES! and that Russell guy! Give it up! You didn't fucking win the first time. Let other people have a shot. Rob was on the Amazing Race too. WTF do these people have on their resumes? "Professional Reality Show Contestant".
Anyway I'm tired of Survivor. In the beginning they went to exciting places like Africa and shit. Now every fucking season they go to some Samoan island with a time out island for naughty contestants. I want to see them put 16 people in the middle of Antarctica.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 11:20am.
Angel,,,,,,,,MWAH!!!
********************************
MWAH back! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
Angel,,,,,,,,MWAH!!!
****************************
"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
This tory burch wallets Reva Flats tend to be delicate plus smooth constructed from buckskin,Tory Burch Miller Leather Orange, silk plus by various other cloth goods. Tory burch can enrich your current allure, allow you to be appear hot. The particular tory burch bags are perfect and are found concerning persons through many courses.Try these beautiful, elegant flats this summer. With various buckle details and colors contrast, they look chic with dress,トリーバーチ 財布 新作, skirts or even capris. They have jewelled details which works great for daytime at the office or for an evening date dinner. For the beach, have a go with the Tory Burch jelly flats which have amazing bright colors to brighten your day. mkirjkrclst
tory burch wallets is aware this straightforward concept rather properly, and so your lady published that Tory Burch Anna Satchel Navy. Tory Burch Anna Satchel Navy blue included the clasped using over unity magnetic drawing a line under, twice deals with, metal paws as well as goldtone electronics. Tory Burch Anna Satchel Navy als possesses a real genuinely amazing logo embossed cavans inside navy blue, it can be consequently stunning. WE characteristic high of Tory Burch purse achievements for you to its watchful enactment. The particular Anna Satchel may be a personal unsecured silhouette including a handbag staple every single girl requires.These days discount tory burch shoes Sneakers presents quite a few noteworthy appears to originate THE YEAR 2010.
Whenever you’re merely doing the same old cost this boot unit rather, there are numerous ways to produce a person’s cheap religious louboutin expenditure of money with the year. Reva cheap tory burch shoes Sale Guitar’s neck Gown presented in the mild cream color, simply in period in this spring and coil. Let us share the item collectively.Nothing celebrates spring time a lot better than a set of romantic sandals,Tory Burch Handbags, and the Religious Louboutin Marilou 95 Braided Flip flops are usually next to nothing small involving girlie by using an variable ankle strap. You can effortlessly judge this variation between tory burch reva flats Good discounts along with other boots and shoes. irjkrmkclse
Tory Burch has learned this easy rule very well
Tory burch handbags has learned this easy rule very well, therefore she introduced the Tory Burch ould – Satchel dark blue. Tory Burch ould – Satchel dark blue featured your clasped with magnetic drawing a line under,Tory Burch Miller Leather White,?double holders, metal foot and goldtone components. Tory Burch ould – Satchel navy als has this type of really wonderful logo embossed cavans inside navy,Tory Burch Miller Leather Yellow, it can be so attractive. I attribute high of Tory burch Flats purse success to help its cautious implementation. The anna Satchel is often a signature silhouette including a handbag staple every single woman really should have.These jelly reva tory burch really a kind of chic while in the coming winter weather.
tory burch clutch sneakers are fresh one of several brand shoes or boots,トリーバーチ 財布, you could possibly get the a real possibility luxury. find? these Tory Burch ” booties ” Sand, i will offer qualified discount Tory Burch.It is undeniable that Tory Burch flats are slightly more expensive but they are absolutely worth the price. These flats are reliable functional and comfortable. They can give your feet the comfort they want not like any cheaper discounted tory burch shoes which gives you blisters too.While vivid coloring equipment will be every one of the trend the following innovative months.
相关的主题文章：
,Tory Burch Miller Leather Yellow
Find Other Women's Shoes
Saks Fifth Avenue
Related Searches: tory burch flip flops,Tory Burch Miller Leather Gold, melissa campana silver glitter jelly shoes,トリーバーチ 財布 新作, tory burch moccasins,Tory Burch Miller Leather White, tory burch,Tory Burch Miller Leather Coffee, tory burch flats,Tory Burch Buckle Flip Flop Green,
More About Saks Fifth Avenue
$75.00
Women's Tory Burch Thora Glitter Jelly Flip Flops - Island Pin
相关的主题文章：
【アウトレット60％OFF】PamperedGirls・パンパードガールズ★アメリカのセレブに愛されるキュートな小物ブランド！ポーチ3個セット【黒・ピンク】【訳あり】1470円（税込）商品番号5506内容パンパードガールズ ポーチ 同色3個セット ※07年限定カラーをアウトレット価格でご奉仕,Tory Burch Buckle Flip Flop Green。お探しの方、ぜひどうぞ！素材ナイロン100％ ■この商品をご覧になった方に、こちらもオススメです,Tory Burch Miller Leather Yellow！■ トルマリンD-1セット★クレンジング＋ローションの基本アイテム,トリーバーチ 財布 新作。トルマリン初心者のあなたに7,140円 税込、送料別 トルマリンD-2セット★しっかり、メイクオフ、きちんと潤い。毎日のお手入れでトラブル知らずの肌へ10,Tory Burch Buckle Flip Flop Black,290円 税込、送料別 トルマリンD-3セット★ダメージの気になるお肌に。究極のフルコースで内側からイキイキした素肌へ14,Tory Burch Miller Leather Silver,490円 税込、送料別 【アウトレットSALE】PamperedGirlsアメリカのセレブに愛されるキュートな小物ブランド,Tory Burch Miller Leather White！ポーチ3個セット【黒・ピンク】さらに詳しい情報はコチラ≫
相关的主题文章：
Ha! I just recently caught up on my Survivor knowledge. Rob stole that move from a kid (he really was a kid - so cute) from years ago who convinced their tribe to name themselves Dabu - telling them it meant "happiness or joy" in the native tongue ( I forget where they were now) He just made that up tho - he said later it could have been anything;p
I heart Boston Rob big time too tho.
♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
Submitted by DeeDee
"The highlight of last night's show was the fly that landed on Mike's balls."
The only thing funnier would have been the fly landing on Phillip's crazy-ass balls!
I randomly watched Survivor last night and caught this part. Rob is such a damn cutie that anything he says and does gets a pass from me.
"Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese."
Oy -MK you are on form this morning!
I have never watched this crap and I definitely don't need to watch something where the dumb fucks only speak dumfuckanese.....
What kind of a fucking grown ass woman has a bunch of stuffed animals?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Sug, Damn, I thought I turned off my webcam!!!
****************************
"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
@snowy - do you wear it, and nothing else, while looking in the mirror and doing the robot?
Boston Rob is so hot.
She's a hot chick, but the stuffed animal love kills it. Grow up.
SFRB: I have a Red Sox hat that they both signed, will that do?
****************************
"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
This show is still on?
Snowy, you don't have a pic, YOU HAVE THE REAL THING!! I know you probably snatched it when you went to the Survivor season afterparty last year dressed as a snow-covered shrub!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:54am.
MK?!?!!! Lolololol. Yes you are.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
LOL, good morning, ms guest!
_____________________________________________
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:04am.
I am Robholio!!
**************
Bwha. Morning Jaaaacko. :D
"not so fast tom ryan..."
guest! I know, LOL MK asked me if I had a pic of Murlonio! LMAO I am not THAT obsessed!!!!! ahahahah (am I?)
****************************
"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Snoweeeeeeeeeee! LOL. It's your beloved Rob & Ambahhh. :)
"not so fast tom ryan..."
DDT LOVE YOU!!!!! LOL
****************************
"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
Proud to say I have never watched an episode of Two and a Half Men or Sex & The City, two of the dumbest shows ever to exist...
:P
****************************
"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
I had no idea that Survivor was still on - I stopped watching after the novelty wore off... i.e. after the first season. But I just Googled this Rob character, and DAMNNNN!!! He's one hot piece! There's nothing like a cute Italian boy with a great smile.
ETA - Just realized that he's snowpiece's avi. Nice.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH this was the funniest thing EVER thank you, MK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
****************************
"How come everyone looks nice yet has the personality of Satan?" Irish Fury re Dlisters
"See you next fucking season, troll." TWOP Survivor Recap
The highlight of last night's show was the fly that landed on Mike's balls.
I refused to watch this season because I am so bored with Rob being on every season.
I guess he is a permanent contestant. *yawn*
Sorry Snowy.
Survivor is still on?
<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>
"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I am Robholio!!
_____________________________________________
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I'd have to blame the end of good television on The Real World, especially after they stopped being real and started being ho-bags. Survivor is just a silly competition show.
Rob is amazing.
i'm about to Murlonio his ass
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://tinyurl.com/69rcrqy
Snowy, this is your man, right?
*waits for snowy to attack*
_____________________________________________
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
A man named Murlonio should be a big fan of the Montenegro dress-style.
---------------------------------------------
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
<"Rob told those dumbasses that "Murlonio" means "from the ocean, united" in Spanish.">
Well at least he got it out. Detective LaToya is STILL explaining to Mr. Trump what "ASAP" stands for.
Proud to say I have never watched a full Survivor but I do know this show was the beginning of the end of good television and opened the door for every fucking piece of shit "Reality TV" show and brought an end to civilization as we know it...ok the last part was a little over the top but you know what I mean.