QOTD: Betty White Has No Love For LiLo Or The Warlock

International treasure Betty White is not the one who will dry Lindsay Lohan's fake tanner tears over a slice of cheesecake at a round table in the kitchen and she's definitely not drinking or even sipping tiger blood. Betty White continued to add to the neverending list of reasons to love her when she gave her thoughts about Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen to the Daily Mail of all mails. Basically, Betty thinks that LiLo and Charlie need to do ass-to-ass with a giant double-sided dildo made of gratefulness. Tell that shit like it is, Betty!

"They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world and they don’t appreciate it."

Of course, LiLo had something to say to this to E! News, "I've always been a fan of hers. It's just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman."

Why the hell did LiLo even waste a breath she could've used to puff on a Red? Betty White is right. End of story. Shut those silicone anal glands on your mouth and take it. Betty White is saying what Charlie's and LiLo's family should've said a long ass time ago. If only Betty could stick her fist up White Oprah's ass and do the talking for that delusional crazy from now on.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by nclgemini on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:37pm.

Submitted by Andrei

'multi-dicked demons'

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Wow, where can i find one of those??

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:37pm.

Hysteria,

I blame the cavernous morass that sloshes around without rhyme or reason in her soft skull and thusly suffocates any and all viable gray matter that has quickly devolved into a slushy of non-firing synapses epically failing to make any sense of order between her deaf to reason-logic-sanity-reality ears because, the narcissistic truth is, it is ALL HER and not her trailer trash POS parents or anything even remotely 'victim' here. She was smart, her parents adored her and she was an ASW from the moment she was born and her freckles sang the "Oompa Loompa" song.

Betty was so right on too, because, Lohan is EXACTLY right there with the disgust towards the fucktard Charlie Sheen and it made sense to mention both of those fucks because they are both milking and bilking their 'partying' and 'high life' cracked out 'lifestyle' in spades.

I'd donate a kidney to keep Ms. Betty alive and well. I'm going to be all sorts of fucked in the head when this wonder woman goes. No consolin', no "memory lane strollin", NO, I will be a mess and I'll probably need an I.V. to keep me hydrated so I don't cry all of my bodily fluids out of my eye-hole things.

BETTY 4ever

Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:29pm.

Submitted by mbar on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 10:38pm.

HAHA! Wait, was there actually a multi dicked demon in Ghostbusters? Which Ghostbusters was this? MUST RENT!

And Lohan would be all over that. I dont know how she hasn't ventured into porn yet.

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Lol.. no. I don't know why I said that. Just came out! But I'm thinking... Lohan could turn into one of those dogs.. like in Ghostbusters 1 and be Gozer's bitch.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:25pm.

Betty's trying to be the actual friend neither of these sad people have ever had.

Hell, Betty would take em under her celestial wing, if they remotely felt like renouncing their douchehood. Alas.

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Submitted by thegobbler on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:17pm.

Sorry if it has been said already, but that is SO Betty White's "Bitch you mad?" face.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:19pm.

Soooo, it would be less strange for, umm, a preschool girl to speak publicly?

PPppfffft. Every time Lilo speaks, her dumbness becomes more apparent.

You the best, Betty White!
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Submitted by mbar on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:08pm.

Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:55pm.
Lohan is so dull, even with all her loser antics, that she just doesn't mean anything. She really needs to die. It's so annoying she isn't dead. Only the purest of dumbasses would star in movies and then turn around to steal a piece of fucking jewelry. I think we need to call the Ghosbusters and lock her up to be gang-raped by a bunch of multi-dicked demons.

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HAHA! Wait, was there actually a multi dicked demon in Ghostbusters? Which Ghostbusters was this? MUST RENT!

And Lohan would be all over that. I dont know how she hasn't ventured into porn yet.

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:39pm.

Betty White is a grown woman and Lindsay Lohan is an in-grown toenail, duh. What a little turd.

Submitted by toni on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:37pm.

Lohan will deny saying it when she gets flack. It will be some random assistant to take the fall. POS as always Lohan.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:35pm.

Submitted by amashlee on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:42pm.

I can see Blohan in her court cry face going "Grown woman make Lindsay mad...want vodka juice and red box puff-puff".

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*gigglesandgiggles*

♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Submitted by MzSassy on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:36pm.

BETTY WHITE SPEAKS DA TRUFF!!!....I could even hear Betty White's voice saying what she said LMAO!

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

Submitted by Boo1212 on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:25pm.

reply to ewe
So right on! mama not having to finish the sentence.....
them's were the days

Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:25pm.

Lohan is so dull, even with all her loser antics, that she just doesn't mean anything. She really needs to die. It's so annoying she isn't dead. Only the purest of dumbasses would star in movies and then turn around to steal a piece of fucking jewelry. I think we need to call the Ghosbusters and lock her up to be gang-raped by a bunch of multi-dicked demons.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:20pm.

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:20pm.

And, that damned photo of Lohan that Michael K. used for this article makes me want to piss on her zig-zag hair-part just to wipe that smirking smile off of her phony face.
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ALL of her pictures make me feel that way.

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Submitted by amashlee on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:12pm.

I can see Blohan in her court cry face going "Grown woman make Lindsay mad...want vodka juice and red box puff-puff".

Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:09pm.

oh for shame Hohan...you don't even know the 11th commandment you stupid hussy...THOU SHANT NOT TALK OR TWEET ANY SHIT AGAINST OR RESPONDING TO QUEEN BETTY (WHITE) OR THY SOUL WILL BE STRUCK DOWN BY PAPPARAZZI TAKING UNFLATTERING PHOTOS AND CONSTANT BERIDING BY THY PUBLIC...in other words shut your gaping maw you stupid cunt!!!

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:07pm.

Betty is saying what 95% of the world thinks about these two idiots. Yes Blohan a grown ass woman called you out. Deal.

Submitted by heathen on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:05pm.

Submitted by badwolf on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:33pm.

God bless Betty White.

I believe I am not the only one hoping she outlives these two fuckwads.

I'll co-sign that.

Don't fuck with Betty White, LiLo -- you're hated enough already.

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:50pm.

precociousmagpie on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:08pm.

I will add that "grown woman" is a thinly veiled "old bag", which earns her extra points in Bitchcut Purgatory.

And, that damned photo of Lohan that Michael K. used for this article makes me want to piss on her zig-zag hair-part just to wipe that smirking smile off of her phony face.

Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:50pm.

Oh, I'm sure Betty White is losing sleep over this. The laughingstock of Hollywood tried to shame her!! Oh, the social horror!

Lindsay is such a useless, negative waste of a human being. People like her shouldn't be allowed to live.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:44pm.

God bless you, Betty.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:38pm.

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:56pm.
So, yeah, I vote that she is a retard (and a kunt).

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Hee hee hee hee hee!

My head hurts now, and I bow to your wisdom. WHY did I try to *analyze* the blurtings of Blohan??

I will add that "grown woman" is a thinly veiled "old bag", which earns her extra points in Bitchcut Purgatory.

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"When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat."

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:37pm.

agirl on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:59pm.

There are some people you just DO NOT backtalk:

Aretha Franklin
Tina Turner
my grandma
MK's abuelita

and BETTY FUCKING WHITE

Amen, Sista.

My grandparents (both paternal and maternal) were amazing folks and I miss them dearly every single damned day even though they've been long dead and I relive many fond memories and precious life lessons they taught me.

It's a pathetic, crying shame that some folks don't respect our elders more and seek them out for advice, knowledge and guidance.

/rant

Submitted by Grace Disful on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:30pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:50pm.

Man, I hope so!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:29pm.

There are some people you just DO NOT backtalk:

Aretha Franklin
Tina Turner
my grandma
MK's abuelita

and BETTY FUCKING WHITE

Submitted by fez on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:28pm.

Betty White should now take that "grown woman" and shove it up LiLo's ass - LL should take it and shut up and respect someone as "wise" "talented" and "succcessful" as Betty White - and people speak publicly about people who choose to make their lives public - If you don't like the public critiques stay out of the camera lens - You can't have it both ways, You get the good, the bad and the ugly...

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:26pm.

precociousmagpie on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:45pm.

It's just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman.

Huh. I originally read that as Blohan referring to herSELF, as in, "I am a grown woman, so I am too mature to be getting told how to behave by someone else."

Or maybe she is saying that "people" who feel they must speak publicly about others are generally not grown; they are children or adolescents, usually, and the fact that they do this at any age is strange.

Or maybe she is a retard.

No. This was pointedly referencing Betty's mentioning her which is why she first tried to mention she was a 'fan' before she tactlessly delivered her 'put-down'. If she had said, "Especially when I'm a grown woman", then, that would have come off like she was [obviously] speaking of herself as a 'grown woman' *cough-cough*, but, she definitely did not and it was a pointed remark targeted at Betty White as if an 'elder' who made a judgment call on her skank ass was being 'immature' to speak of her in such a way.

So, yeah, I vote that she is a retard (and a kunt).

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:27pm.

ALSO! Betty White is not a "grown woman". She's an elder.
And they're allowed to talk about EVERYBODY.

♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:26pm.

Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:23pm.
I like how Lindsay referred to Betty White as a "grown woman" as if Lindsay can make the judgment of what a grown woman actually is. She has yet to present herself as one at least once in her 20+ years. Maybe she finally will in her 30s?

I agree, Axl Rose.

Submitted by BBABH on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:24pm.

Most women consider themselves to be "grown" by the age of 24. I think Blohan might be onto her own problem with that statement... or maybe not.

Submitted by cripbabe on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:22pm.

LiLo dear, you don't go to rehab for the fifth time, then wake up one morning and suddenly spew shit that sounds like you've never heard that criticism before. dumb twat...

btw, trying to make Betty White look bad should be a crime punishable by the long arm of the law!

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:20pm.

Submitted by Grace Disful on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:42pm.

Lindsay Lohan's Checklist of Doom

1) Become friends with Paris Hilton
2) Run over a toddler in a stroller
3) Piss off Ugly Betty
4) Get caught stealing
5) Tell Betty White to shut the fuck up
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LMAO! So she's done, right? She can go away now? *crosses fingers*

♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:20pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:45pm.
Of course the really funny part is that Betty will probably outlive both of the idiot coke whores.

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We can only hope.

*crosses fingers and toes and boobs*

Submitted by GraveyardCrow on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:19pm.

Kick ass, Betty!

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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:18pm.

"I've always been a fan of hers. It's just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman."

Hmmm, "speak publicly about others"...? The way YOU did just now, Lindsay dumbass?

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:18pm.

O I feel a rant coming on...it's not quite here yet BUT

It WOULD be strange is Betty White were talking about ME. Or my best friend's neighbour's cousin, let's say.
But she is talking about associates in her own industry. And she doesn't like their attitude. Good for her! They make her look bad, they really do! Becuz their bad behaviour which is also VERY PUBLIC makes people look at ALL Hollywood performers in a certain light. She has a right to defend herself; to separate herself from that.

And, quite frankly, what these associates think, either way, of her comments has NO bearing whatsoever on her personal or professional life. She can say what she damn well pleases. She's earned that.

Also, she's answering a question. If you wanna make YOUR name the most notorious it's bound to come up in conversation....I mean, isn't that what bitches like Chuck and Bride of Chucky are after - notoriety? It is - so shut the fuck up or say thank you. Damn.

♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:15pm.

Of course the really funny part is that Betty will probably outlive both of the idiot coke whores.

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:15pm.

It's just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman.

Huh. I originally read that as Blohan referring to herSELF, as in, "I am a grown woman, so I am too mature to be getting told how to behave by someone else."

Or maybe she is saying that "people" who feel they must speak publicly about others are generally not grown; they are children or adolescents, usually, and the fact that they do this at any age is strange.

Or maybe she is a retard.

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"When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat."

Submitted by ewe on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:14pm.

Fuck you, Lohan. She's speaking about you publically because you conduct all your shit in public.

Like my mama used to say: If you don't want people to talk about you, don't give them any reasons to.

But then mama also used to say: If you shame me, girl...

Now that's hardkore parenting, when you don't even have to finish sentences. Someone needs to skool White Oprah.

Submitted by Grace Disful on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:12pm.

Lindsay Lohan's Checklist of Doom

1) Become friends with Paris Hilton
2) Run over a toddler in a stroller
3) Piss off Ugly Betty
4) Get caught stealing
5) Tell Betty White to shut the fuck up

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:11pm.

Especially a grown woman.

I just wanna slap her like I'm her mother, that one.

♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Submitted by badwolf on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:03pm.

God bless Betty White.

I believe I am not the only one hoping she outlives these two fuckwads.

Submitted by candicane on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:02pm.

my new avitar! Go Betty

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:01pm.

LOL at Lohan's "grown woman" bullshit. *She's* tryna shame Betty White? Shoulda kep' her mouf shut; she just made herself look even worse.

And if Betty White says you are not winning, Charlie, then you are not winning. That is all.

Submitted by Sexy Pants on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:01pm.

If there was ever any doubt that the Lohans were delusional, this is proof! At least Betty White didn't have a public pyschotic meltdown (more than once) to gain fame! Betty White speaks the truth! Love it!

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Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar. We're doomed. -MK

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 6:59pm.

sofster101 on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:23pm.

I like how Lindsay referred to Betty White as a "grown woman" as if Lindsay can make the judgment of what a grown woman actually is. She has yet to present herself as one at least once in her 20+ years. Maybe she finally will in her 30s?

What an excellent point!

Not to mention, Betty is a lot further along in years than a "grown woman", she a damned 'icon' and an 'elder' to boot and a respected 'elder' can pass judgment and say any shit they deem worthy of saying because they have lived longer than most of us and have seen a lot of caca del toro.

Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 6:53pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 6:48pm.

"I've always been a fan of hers. It's just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman."

FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 6:46pm.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:56pm.
Crackhan did NOT just tell Betty White to sit down. That ho needs to be strong-armed.

seriously. that rot cunt ought to look up the def of "strange" before trying to apply the term to anyone and mostly BETTY WHOLESOME WHITE.
but the satisying part is that you know linday's tiny crusty and insignificant feelings were hurt.