Afternoon Crumbs

I totally missed that Rihanna-Brit thing. Does Shitney not remember the look on RiRi's face not to mention the scoff when she gave that glorious performance back in the VMAs? What am I saying, of course she doesn't fucking remember. That's a cold heart RiRi.

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Submitted by Sams Mom on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 3:30pm.

Submitted by KA on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 3:15pm.

I think it's pretty fucked up to be calling Natalie Portman pretentious for being a vegan, and then being a vegetarian during her pregnancy. My sister is vegan, and my husband is vegetarian, and there is nothing pretentious about them. They don't preach their ways to others, nor does my husband look down on me for eating meat. I also think it's fucked up to be calling her "Hitler" because of it. Just what, exactly, is Hitler-like for having a modified diet that way?

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I think she's been called "pretentious" (and worse) because she likened eating meat to rape. That makes her and anything else she has to say on essentially any subject open season for snark by virtue of her being a total asshat.

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So basically, in Natalie Portman's eyes, eating a chicken sandwich = rape, whereas sticking your peen in a drugged 13 year old girl's ass = excusable...damn, where can I sign up to take lessons from this girl? That shit is deep!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 10:13pm.
...I'm just saying, let's be careful about our bitterness toward Muslims when not all are so oppressive.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 10:13pm.
...it's not just PC to defend their right to dress as they want, it is, thoeretically, American.

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*raises glass to Fishsticks and Mcnight*

None of us born with any kind of freedom and variant of culture understand what the other side of the OPPRESSED world is REALLY going through (Asia, Middle East, Africa).

One critical thing to remember is that even in far fking removed places like the Congo, North Korea, Syria, Venezuela, Russia, China, etc., there are OPPRESSED snarks, sluts and pimps who would DIE/are DYING for a chance to show us FREE snarks, sluts and pimps how much they want to be seen as equal, REGARDLESS of dress, or culture, or looks.

Now, granted, what the oppressed have been suffering is not something the FREE can necessarily fix, directly. However, it is something the FREE can and should support, vehemently.

This shit is all about BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS. True thinkers and believers understand that this concept transcends fabric (headdress) or melatonin or linguistics.

Again, imagine being in the Congo, in Asia, in India, in Libya...really imagine it - without all the American comforts we've so grown accustomed to...Now imagine your "inborn fighting, opinionated, valued spirit" (which we all seem to possess and take for granted) in one of these fucked up nations....hoping/imagining someone in a free nation thinking about their situation. Just saying.

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Regarding Anne the horse Hathaway: putting a horse in glasses does not equal a hipster horse. To conclude, bitch still looks like an ugly horse.

I like the goose with the deer bodyguard, however, it has been my experience that geese are mean as fuck, so I actually think the goose would be a more effective bodyguard than his good friend, the deer. To conclude, geese are mean as fuck.

while America is *allegedly* still a secular country (anti-abortionists would have it otherwise), the general rule is still: 'do your thing. i may not like it, but will defend your right to have at it.'

this includes the burqa. just because it makes you uncomfortable, or even think about what women's lives might be like in other parts of the world, some women might just feel more comfortable, less revealed - like an extreme version of the baggy sweatshirt and men's pants three sizes to big. *not* sexualized, which i can totally relate to. for a woman who doesn't want to wear it, that's another story - but i can't assume i know ow she feels about it just by looking at her.

it's not just PC to defend their right to dress as they want; it is, theoretically, American.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 9:13p

I don't mean to jump into your private conversation, but I just wanted to say that it really angers me that Muslims from other countries come to this country to take advantage of our education system, jobs, etc, and still make their women cover their faces.

The women might say they want to, but it is not the way we do things in the US, women are equal.

I mean, they don't even want to take DL photos without their scarves!

That's not acceptable.

I remember years ago I was on a San Diego beach with my friend, it was blistering hot, we were in bikinis, and a Muslim family spread out their blanket right next to us.

It was a father, mother and young son.

The father and the young son, in swim trunks, bare-chested, ran into the surf to cool off, the mother was in a burqua and prepared the lunch.

I was so angry. This was about 10 years ago and I am still angry.

GO FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think it's important not to generalize about Muslims. I am close to two Muslim families (I baby sat for them in HS and they don't know each other) who are very open minded. The women don't wear scarves. One family is from Sudan and they speak Arabic; the other is from Pakistan and they speak Urdu. They are completely assimilated, wear shorts when it's hot, and watch stupid TV shows. I'm just saying, let's be careful about our bitterness toward Muslims when not all are so oppressive.

My brother used to call it "The FATS of Life", especially after Tootie tripled in size in a matter of episodes.

I remember when George Clooney was on the show, and at the time I thought his chin was way out of proportion to his face--"He'll never make it in that town"-- but now it seems to have settled in. Did he have work done?

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 9:39pm.

You make nice paragraph breaks. :)

Yes, scarves is a better description than burqas.

Celestica

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 9:38pm.
I knew Arthur was going to bomb.
Who the fuck asked for that re-make?

I'm glad because maybe Russell Brand will go away
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I would like to know who in the US decided that RB was "the next great thing."

I would like to mock that person as being delusional.

RB has some sort of weird tranny affect going on.

It is most unattractive.

Also, in any other job other than acting, if someone is from another country, they must prove that they can fill a job that an American cannot fill.

Are you telling me that out of all the dumb fuck, alkie, American actors we have we couldn't find an American actor to remake Arthur?

And his nanny is Helen Mirren! Another British actress.

Go back to England.

Helen Mirren is great, she's an amazing actress, but she really doesn't need to take asshole jobs from American actors.

I think we have that covered.

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Arthur tanked? GOOD.
WHy did Hollywood think we already needed a remake to replace the GREAT Dudley Moore? Russel Brand is annoying, unfunny, and ugly.
ANd I still like him a smidgen more than Katy Perry.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 5:09pm.
I have a rather un-PC view about it. I think that if religious extremists move to a fiercely secular country, they should expect to conform.

Just as Western women in Muslim countries are expected to wear burqas. When in Basra...

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That is so true.

If I visited a Muslim country, I would wear the scarf.

BUT...NOT because I felt respect...but because I know I would be harassed for NOT wearing it!!

Also, I would be a visitor, not a resident.

If I resided in a Muslim country, I would acclimate to their customs, for as long as I was a resident.

Muslim people need to acclimate to our customs. Or the customs of any country they wish to become a resident of.

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I knew Arthur was going to bomb.
Who the fuck asked for that re-make?

I'm glad because maybe Russell Brand will go away.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 5:09pm.
I have a rather un-PC view about it. I think that if religious extremists move to a fiercely secular country, they should expect to conform.

Just as Western women in Muslim countries are expected to wear burqas. When in Basra...

Celestica

About Jenna Jameson:

I'm just glad that she gained back some weight because she was nastyanorexic for a while there. She looks good. For an old ho *LOL*
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 5:09pm.
I can't believe so few people have seized upon the burqa item.

I have a rather un-PC view about it. I think that if religious extremists move to a fiercely secular country, they should expect to conform. I think the burqa is disturbing. I'm okay with hair covering, but the complete face covering? No way.

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Completely agree. I feel it insulting to women, i.e., me.

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I don't mean to jump into your private conversation, but I just wanted to say that it really angers me that Muslims from other countries come to this country to take advantage of our education system, jobs, etc, and still make their women cover their faces.

The women might say they want to, but it is not the way we do things in the US, women are equal.

I mean, they don't even want to take DL photos without their scarves!

That's not acceptable.

I remember years ago I was on a San Diego beach with my friend, it was blistering hot, we were in bikinis, and a Muslim family spread out their blanket right next to us.

It was a father, mother and young son.

The father and the young son, in swim trunks, bare-chested, ran into the surf to cool off, the mother was in a burqua and prepared the lunch.

I was so angry. This was about 10 years ago and I am still angry.

GO FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All the "Facts" girls look good, especially Tootie!! And I think they are all healthy and drug free. Good for them.

So now can we just allow Russell Brand to GO AWAY or at least back to England!! What a BORE! Only the idiots in Hollywood think he has talent but even they can't ignore the bomb that is "Arthur"!! We Americans don't want him; you Brits can take him back now . . . PLEASE!!

BGG's!!!! Hahahahahah! I had to wear those...well, for two days anyway. I broke those ugly-ass glasses. Accidentally on purpose.

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Looks like amber is wearing her hair a little shorter. Her body lines hint that the water may be hiding a few extra stone in the lower unit.

I wonder if hathaway's glasses are those 'birth control glasses' the army gives the gals in basic training. She is normally pretty high on my fantasy list, but those make her lips look freakishly big rather than wonderfully sensuous.

Just saw a netflix movie with dennis quaid as a homocide detective. Shit, he looked like betty white's dad--barely recognized him.

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They all look pretty good. I did not know that old smelly bat from DWTS was on the show.

TEAM GERI JEWEL!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 5:09pm.
I can't believe so few people have seized upon the burqa item.

I have a rather un-PC view about it. I think that if religious extremists move to a fiercely secular country, they should expect to conform. I think the burqa is disturbing. I'm okay with hair covering, but the complete face covering? No way.

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Completely agree. I feel it insulting to women, i.e., me.

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I wish there was a way to delete double posts

I'm really sorry if I sound like a name dropping asshat with my stories of, I saw this one and that one, blah blah blah. But living in NYC I have some funny stories. I might have told this one before, but Jeremy Pivert was subletting the apartment next door to me a while ago, when he was doing that Broadway show that he had to leave due to sushi. Anyhoo, when he left, the place was in disarray, with a broken window, half filled wine glasses and candles all over the place AND empty hair dye boxes in the garbage, hahaha. I kept a pair of his socks, I don't know why. I thought I could sell them on ebay or something. Anybody want them???

I'm really sorry if I sound like a name dropping asshat with my stories of, I saw this one and that one, blah blah blah. But living in NYC I have some funny stories. I might have told this one before, but Jeremy Pivert was subletting the apartment next door to me a while ago, when he was doing that Broadway show that he had to leave due to sushi. Anyhoo, when he left, the place was in disarray, with a broken window, half filled wine glasses and candles all over the place AND empty hair dye boxes in the garbage, hahaha. I kept a pair of his socks, I don't know why. I thought I could sell them on ebay or something. Anybody want them???

I was such a fan of Lisa Whelchel ('Blair' "Facts of Life") that I did everything in my power to get to know her! I ended up becoming friends with her grandma Velma and that was good enough for me! She gave me all kinds of pictures of Lisa, even baby pictures! Oh how I lived and breathed "The Facts of Life"!! :)

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Well, first I hear that Beyonce will remake A Star Is Born, and now Paltrow is singing Over the Rainbow. Not a good week for Garland fans--not at all.

Rw: the facts of life heaux - why are they all dressed like it's 1995?

I can't believe so few people have seized upon the burqa item.

I have a rather un-PC view about it. I think that if religious extremists move to a fiercely secular country, they should expect to conform. I think the burqa is disturbing. I'm okay with hair covering, but the complete face covering? No way.

This was one of my favorite shows growing up. They all look good.

Oh my christ, Anne Hathaway's glasses look DREADFUL. Not the frames per se, but the fact that her eyebrows look like they are part of the glasses. Hideous!
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While I like how people from other countries and cultures retain their traditions after migrating to other places, they should be super careful about what traditions or practices are accepted in the new country they plan to reside in. People can't just arrive and expect that country to be an extension of their homeland. So in my book, the french people are free to ban that veil thing from their land, since it's not even part of THEIR culture. If the newcomers don't like it, they can always go back to their own homeland and live happily ever after under an oppresive and sexist system.

Since I don't feel animosity towards Portman, she can eat whatever the fuck she wants for all I care. Eggs and cheese and meats have been on the human diet for thousands of years, so no matter how many extremist assholes publish books about the meat industry, I will still eat dead animals. They're yummy. No amount of vegetables can equal the taste of a marinated steak.

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While I like how people from other countries and cultures retain their traditions after migrating to other places, they should be super careful about what traditions or practices are accepted in the new country they plan to reside in. People can't just arrive and expect that country to be an extension of their homeland. So in my book, the french people are free to ban that veil thing from their land, since it's not even part of THEIR culture. If the newcomers don't like it, they can always go back to their own homeland and live happily ever after under an oppresive and sexist system.

Since I don't feel animosity towards Portman, she can eat whatever the fuck she wants for all I care. Eggs and cheese and meats have been on the human diet for thousands of years, so no matter how many extremist assholes publish books about the meat industry, I will still eat dead animals. They're yummy. No amount of vegetables can equal the taste of a marinated steak.

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I swear, most of the retina-burning fugliness of 80's style was distilled in the eyewear of the era. Seriously, no other era has produced such hideousness. Anyone currently wearing those styles - ironically or not, it doesn't matter - screams "I AM A FUCKING IDIOT" to me.

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Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 3:56pm.

Who's the one standing behind Blair?
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I believe that is Blair's cousin Jerri.

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Tootie looks great. The rest look like they're heading to a church social. Or a weight watchers meeting.

"it's called an illusion, michael. a trick is something that a hooker does for money. or cocaine."

Just wanted to say I love Charlotte Rae. AKA Mrs. Garrett. She was also in Diff'rent Strokes, and then got her own show w/the Facts of Life.

I liked her almost as much as "Adelaide," the Drummond's "Sophia" (if I may...) as the housekeeper on Diff'rent Strokes!

The other housekeeper, Pearl, voices Ms. Puff in Spongebob. Pearl is a whale on the show is also the name of the daughter of Mr. Krabs, who is a Crab. There is no "Maury" in Bikini Bottom, so we may have to keep guessing about that one.

I LOVED DIFF'RENT STROKES!

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The gals from Fact of Life look good. For some reason I thought Cloris Leachman was younger than Charlotte Rae, though. Lisa Welchel looks as smarmy as ever.

I kinda like this Facts of Reunion better, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF5Z9xcGL6k

Wait till Geri appears.

Who's the one standing behind Blair?

That remix of S&M sucks. Britney sounds like crap. I may not like RiRi voice but at least she can somewhat sing. Britney sounds awful next to her.

The Facts girls look good.

I'm glad Natalie is eating eggs and cheese. How the fuck else would she get enough nutrients to sustain a healthy baby? That reminds me of when Phoebe from "Friends" craves bologna when she's pregnant and is horrified. If a grown person wants to be on a strict diet, that's fine. But to subject a fetus to a vegan diet is fucked up. You need like 80 grams of protein per day when you're pregnant. I suppose lentils and tofu would fulfill that requirement, but if you're PREGNANT you want burgers and great big hunks of cheddar on apple slices and shit... *drool*

Now that Arthur tanked can Russell Brand go away?

Who thought that the Arthur remake would do well?
That creepy annoying bastard doesn't have the star-quality to headline a film.

Amanda Seyfried is seriously fug to me.
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Good on France for implementing the ban. They've been talking about it for months.

Submitted by KA on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 3:15pm.

I think it's pretty fucked up to be calling Natalie Portman pretentious for being a vegan, and then being a vegetarian during her pregnancy. My sister is vegan, and my husband is vegetarian, and there is nothing pretentious about them. They don't preach their ways to others, nor does my husband look down on me for eating meat. I also think it's fucked up to be calling her "Hitler" because of it. Just what, exactly, is Hitler-like for having a modified diet that way?

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I think she's been called "pretentious" (and worse) because she likened eating meat to rape. That makes her and anything else she has to say on essentially any subject open season for snark by virtue of her being a total asshat.

"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen

Loved the Facts of Life. The girls are looking pretty good, including Mrs Garrett! Love the silvery white hair.

I'm glad the Arthur remake didn't do well. I hated the original, and don't have much love for Katy's ugly hubby. Who thought this was a good idea anyway? And why the heck Helen Mirren signed up for that shit?

tootie been working out! love you, kim!

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