This Is How Ashton & Demi Are Trying To Raise Awareness Of Sex Trafficking

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are trying to put a spotlight on the child sex slave trade by putting out a series of viral videos starring their friends: Justin Timberlake (above), Sean Penn, Bradley Cooper, Jamie Foxx, Eva Longoria, Jessica Biel, Donald Trump, the Old Spice Guy and a million more. I am obviously not their target audience, because all of these videos left me in the same state of awkward confusion Bruce Willis suffers through whenever Ashton and Demi suck on each other's tongues in front of him at the Thanksgiving table. Daryl Hannah did it right when she went undercover into the horrific world of prostitots overseas and put out a documentary about it. But Ashton and Demi basically just released several B-Sides of the Old Spice commercials. Just fucking weird.

First of all, Donald Trump must be saying "SIKE" with his eyes in his picture, because that charbroiled toad buys a new wife model every few years (no offense to the forever gorgeous Melania Trump). Second of all, everything you need to know about this is in the address for Demi and Ashton's anti-child sex slave foundation: demiandashton.org. EXACTLY.

via ONTD

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Submitted by clutching-at-straws on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:17pm.

What in the ever loving fuck did I just watch? And what is wrong with these famewhoring morons - do they actually think they've accomplished something?

Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:18pm.

eh-am L supposed to understand something here from this tedious pair??
if you want to see a really great documentary something on trafficking then see the Frontline one-its depressing as fuck but at least its not about 2 twats ego's...

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:11pm.

Do they truly believe that the child trafficing only involved ironing your shirts, doing laundry, cleaning the house and focus on the REAL issue - the buying children for SEX!! Sorry, I can't stand these douchebags - have they even dared TOUCH on that issue yet?

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:54pm.

Real men don't disown their disabled brothers....

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:21pm.

It's too serious an issue to be handled by these useless wankers. If the ads are laughably stupid then the problem is trivialized.
*depressed*

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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:43pm.

my god these ads are HORRIBLE in every possible way

jesus GOD, talk about trivializing something that is pure nazi evil ..

srsly i wanna punch somebody, this fucking shit sucks so bad .. truly it would be impossible to come up with a more 100% wrongheaded, insulting, utterly offensive, dumbass approach

i wish i could bring a class action suit against Ashmi demanding they cease and desist and resign from this cause, on behalf of all victims of this evil

stop it NOW Ashmi you shallow clueless assholes .. you are hurting not helping

GAH!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:12pm.

WWWHHHAAATTTT???????????????

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Submitted by jenelle on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:09pm.

Ugh I'm getting kind of fed up with all this "real men" and "real women" bullcrap. I feel these campaign only reinforce stupid gender constructs. Atrocious things are done by men and women, not this morally corrupt, sexless villain we imagine. Awful things don't make you less of a man or woman, just less of a human being.
Plus it annoys me they always feature typical, masculine looking men. These ads will never feature someone like Glambert even though they are men.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 1:32pm.

Um, what in the 1ST period TV Production class at the local high school was that? Those commericals were useless and pointless. "Real Men"? Yea, as if slave traffickers are sitting around watching CNN. And if they are, I highly doubt these corny a** commericials will deter them from being sick human beings. I won't even give them an A for effort..just a big F, for FAIL.

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Submitted by crankenstein on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 1:11pm.

Crankenstein

I can see it now ;;;

Ashton: Ok ok so i have this really funny idea about sex trafficking listen, guys -

Demi: OH ASHTON THAT's SO AWESOME

This thing is a piece of shit - not weird - obnoxious and insulting

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:52pm.

I even have their first sound byte:

Are you a man... or a MOUSE?
Don't buy girls - only horny mice do that.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:51pm.

That's stoopit!

And if they're going to stop sex trafficking why don't they start with Disney?

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Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:38pm.

Not only are these ads bad-they seem to be making light of the cause.WTF?
Plus, why try to make them "sexy" at the end with Longwhoria? Wouldn't you want to stay the fuck away from the sexy when the topic is CHILD sex slavery?

Submitted by Crikey on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:25pm.

Yes, Ashton is an Iowan. Iowa, as any good Nebraskan can tell you, stands for "Idiots Out Wandering Around."

Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:24pm.

I must be in heat because I think Ashton's looking kind of hot... and that NEVER happens for me with him.

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Submitted by jsanto24 on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:23pm.

what the FUCK did I just witness?!?!?! What does this have to do with sex trafficking???? Real men don't have their child prostitute do their laundry and shave them?? whattttttttt????? So, this is a serious issue, but they're using "humor" to get the word out about it? terrible.

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Submitted by jim on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:12pm.

NICE THAT THESE FUCKS WHO MAKE MILLIONS FOR THE NOTHING SHIT THEY DO BEING 'STARS' ALWAYS WANT TO TELL THE COMMON AMERICAN WHAT THEY SHOULD DO AND OF COURSE TO DONATE AND GIVE MONEY I'M SURE! WHILE THEY HAVE ALL DAY TO DO THIS SHIT AFTER LEAVING THEIR MANSIONS AND GETTING OUT OF THEIR LIMOS, THE REST OF US HAVE TO FUCKING WORK AND MANY IN THIS ECONOMY ARE LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK IF NOT WORSE...SO EVEN THOUGH THE CAUSE IS GOOD YOU SELFISH FUCKS TAKE ALL YOUR BILLIONS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT WHILE MOST OF US TRY TO PAY THE RENT!

Submitted by zinnia on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:10pm.

@Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 1:33pm.

Submitted by zinnia on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 1:27pm

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Yeah , they just write it off:

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I know all about that, we got it all covered at FF. Trevor Nielsen (ex.CIA now working for Jolies PR)and Geyer Kosinski(sp?) cleaning up the filthy image of Jolie and stuPitt.
I know. I just couldn't resist the Seinfeld.

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:05pm.

Stupid. BTW, wasn't Sean Penn once involved with an underaged girl? His previous exploits even have Roman Polanski saying 'Daaaayuuuum!'.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:03pm.

Submitted by zinnia on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 1:27pm

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Yeah , they just write it off:

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Submitted by zinnia on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:03pm.

And Timberlake is supposed to be a "real man"? Bitch please...

Submitted by Athina on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:01pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 1:04pm.

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HAHHAHAHAHA. Leave the fine people of Nebraska alone!! You may proceed to unleash your well-placed fury on Iowaians (or however the hell you spell it).

Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:58am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:11pm.
Trump was on the news this morning talking about running for President but that he can't take the time to consider it until Celebrety Apprentice finishes! LMAO WTH!?!?!

yeah he said that last week on the Today show too...some "rule" about presidential candidates not having a show...I think it means they get an unfair advantage publicity-wise.

he said that "it would be unfair to NBC" to have to cancel their "#1 show" The Apprentice...which means he'll never run...since NBC probably isn't trying to shelve their "#1 show" for 8 years potentially.

so a lot of sizzle and no steak...story of his life. :P

Submitted by zinnia on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:57am.

@Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:35pm.

After I read the Newsweek article on Madonna's bullshit and lies and saw that celebs hire companies that find charitable causes for them to support in order to polish their public images I give a side-eye to any shit like this.

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Yeah , they just write it off:

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:56am.

Douchey and lame and not going to help. Congrats "D -n- A"

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:49am.

Can someone explain to me how throwing away a perfectly good pair of socks constitutes as "doing laundry?" For fucks sake!
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Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:49am.

So. fucking. terrible.
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Submitted by KA on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:47am.

What in fresh hell is this fuckery.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:45am.

M.E!
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:41am.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:34pm.
*solicits 5th grader for beaver licking*
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lol.. I think you'd either teach em or scar them for life.

Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:41am.

Did anyone else think it was weird/funny that Eva said "Arianna Huffington prefers real men?" Is that a slam on her ex?

I any event, but me down on Team This Shit Is Creepy.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:39am.

ololo I just saw the top video (like you care you fat piece of shit) and OOLOL!!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:37am.

Zomay - yes, I remember hearing that and I agree.

Demi's got a shit load of issues.

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:36am.

Again, another attempt to use a serious issue like child trafficking to put their dumbasses in the spotlight.

FAIL.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:54pm.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:15pm.
I know Ashton doesn't have any redeeming qualities, but he sure is purty.

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Yep, he started looking good after his second nose job. He came out of Nebraska in his "modeling days" (a/k/a---male prostitutin' days) with a nose as big as taterhead's chin.

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Isn't he from Iowa?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:34am.

Submitted by Athina on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:54pm.
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You are correct. I thought he went to school in Nebraska, but it was Iowa where he attended university briefly.

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The reason I said something is I am not an authority on him, but I have bitched about Iowa for years for unleashing him on us, and when I saw Nebraska, I thought " Is that the state I should have been blaming for him all along?".

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:29am.

Does anyone remember the rumor that Demi was a hooker with her drunk mom before she went to Hollywood? This could all be just for her own inner child issues if you know what I mean. Besides that though, dumb way to spotlight this issue.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:54pm.
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You are correct. I thought he went to school in Nebraska, but it was Iowa where he attended university briefly.

Submitted by nicaw on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:27am.

Those ads are creepy. They could have done a better job communicating the issue.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:24am.

Submitted by Athina on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:15pm.
I know Ashton doesn't have any redeeming qualities, but he sure is purty.

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Yep, he started looking good after his second nose job. He came out of Nebraska in his "modeling days" (a/k/a---male prostitutin' days) with a nose as big as taterhead's chin.

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Isn't he from Iowa?

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:23am.

Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:49pm.
FUCK THESE SMUG ASSHOLES! There's NOTHING "light" or "humorous" about people ESPECIALLY children being sold into slavery!

Like this fucked up shit i read this morning a BABY for $300 to a child molester!!!
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local/indiana&id=8068191

*loses hope in ALL humanity*

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That is just sick.

There are no words for how disgusting people have become.

Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:23am.

Very stupid. Boy these smug asswipes just have to have their hand in everything. Morons.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:22am.

Spicey *covers your avie with sticky note while talking to you* LOL at Jessica Biel!!!
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Submitted by Athina on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:20am.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:15pm.
I know Ashton doesn't have any redeeming qualities, but he sure is purty.

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Yep, he started looking good after his second nose job. He came out of Nebraska in his "modeling days" (a/k/a---male prostitutin' days) with a nose as big as taterhead's chin.

Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:19am.

FUCK THESE SMUG ASSHOLES! There's NOTHING "light" or "humorous" about people ESPECIALLY children being sold into slavery!

Like this fucked up shit i read this morning a BABY for $300 to a child molester!!!
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local/indiana&id=8068191

*loses hope in ALL humanity*

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:44pm.
provy!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhaaaaaa

wait for it... http://www.carolinaschnauzers.com/mark/funny/pedobear/tub.gif

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:18am.

I am still waiting for the commercials were the REAL A-list stars and REAL men appear (unless one counts real man Jessica Biel)

Oh well...next campaign I guess.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:18am.

Uh, I don't think comedy skits work on certain types of social problems like sex trafficking and rape.

Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:17am.

People that see children as sex objects are not worried about being a "real man"
instead of spending millions with these ads why dont you donate that money to the parents and the children before they get sold? no too easy?

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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:16am.

Real men don't put on more shaving cream than they need. Did you see how much he wasted?? Tsk Tsk.

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