And Everyone Wishes Nick Cannon Would Get Off Your Breasts

Mimi, the purveyor of maternal taste, has really outdone herself in the tact and class department this time! Mimi already gave us a dozen unforgettable eye fulls when she bared her bountiful belly basket of butterfly babies (I hate myself for writing that) on the cover of Life & Style, and this time she's taking it a whole new awkward level with her husband Nick Cannon on (Not) OK! Magazine.

The pregnancyface.... The gigantic third hand covering Mimi's belly.... Nick pressing Mimi's chichis so hard that I'm surprised leche didn't spurt out of her mouth.... Nick looking like he's sticking the tip in....

No wonder one of Mimi's twins refuses to lift her head up. Mimi tells OK! that her twins (who I hope she'll name Nickariah Frostine and Mariahick Funshine Bear) already have personalities even though they haven't left the womb yet.

“You can tell the personalities a bit. In viewing our ultrasounds, our boy is all ready like Nick, like, ‘Here I am, take my picture or don’t, and our girl is coyly facing the other way, like, ‘No pictures,’ waiting for a proper debut.

I took some ultrasound footage of them in the womb that I think they’ll definitely find interesting later in life.”

Nickariah Frostine isn't waiting for her proper debut! She's keeping her face down, because she knows what's going on out there and she wants no part of this pregnancy porn fuckery.

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Submitted by justice on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 8:44am.

Mariah is turning into..

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--thanks awfully--

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 8:02am.

I didn't know Ms. Piggy had titties.

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Submitted by bookworm on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 5:59am.

Very, very, VERY creepy. I would NEVER have imagined that Mimi would pose like this. She is usually such a narcissist and so vain about her appearance. Appearing like this (though essentially nothing wrong with being pregnant) is incredible.

Submitted by from athens on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 4:42am.

either she was that crazy all along,or she really lost her mind recently.

Submitted by Honky McZanax on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 4:10am.

How huge must her nipples be that Nick practically needs oven mits to cover them up? Gross....

Submitted by LisaL on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 2:40am.

BLEH.
I'm all for pregnant women loving their bodies and all. Hell, I want to be one soon.... but cover that shit up and PLEASE don't take a photo that looks like your husband/guy that looks like he should be your son is about to start dry humping your pregnant ass backfat.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:01pm.

OMG I'm so confused by this. Has he drugged her? Mariah would never do a cover looking like this. I don't think she's in her right mind now...

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Submitted by hotpocket on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 10:58pm.

Agree with all comments. I'm scared.

Submitted by justice on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 9:57pm.

What in the name of all that is holy is going on with this cover? It's like she is determined to turn herself into some horribly tacky version of a tacky reality star. Bitch, you CAN sing! At least shoot something very sexy with Russell James or something.. damn it.

Mariah singing "Hero" live on stage with Walter Afanasieff plugging away on the keys seems like a very, very, very long time ago.

I had crush on this chick in the worst way in those days. The crush was severely tested when Rainbow came out and the clothing got a tad too skimpy to keep things classy. Now the "ush" in "crush" has transformed to "inge" and I fear all is lost.

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Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 9:25pm.

It's like a mash-up of Janet Jackson's Rolling Stone cover with her ex and Demi Moore's Vanity Fair pic, but Moo Moo failed.

Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:16pm.

Desperate for attention much? Bafoons.

Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:10pm.

Someone grab my boobs, please.

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Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:06pm.

She is one hideous pregnant woman.

Every damned pic of her trying to pull off the "I'm still hot and pregnant" circa Demi Moore rinse and repeat is just pathetic and icky.

Her face looks like an obese baboon's butt met a tortilla press.

Just keep that hidden till yo' baby is born, ya loon.

Submitted by me_ on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:33pm.

I would have thought she doesn't need money....

Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:16pm.

I know they're both adults and they're married, but this all just seems so WRONG for some reason; I see I'm not the only one who feels that way...

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Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:11pm.

WTF w/ the brest grab Cannon/Carey shit??! Really??? *hurks gallbladder and chunks of today's dinner*

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Submitted by Trae on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:35pm.

Does anyone else think this looks rather Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau!?? Ugh.
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Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:32pm.

I have serious Nick & Mimi fatigue.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:26pm.

*off to read who Katie Price is pissing off now* *popping popcorn*

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Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:10pm.

Why can't he be in front and she covers his package with her hands? Eh, nevermind, still gross.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:07pm.

I think photos like these are tacky - sorry.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:06pm.

Spice, there's two elephant calves in there. Still, she'd be hippo-sized even with one spawn a-brewin'.

Is there any doubt that her nursery will be Japanime-themed cutsie-vomit? Those babies will have seizures.

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Submitted by Trae on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:05pm.

Does anyone else think this looks rather Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau!?? Ugh.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:57pm.

fuck i just landed on this and i need bleach for my eyes..how many of these gross covers will be bestowed on our poor eyes before Mooriah finally gives birth to the elephant calf she is carrying (her pregnancy feels like it has lasted a year so I expect nothing short of Dumbo to come out of her coochie by now). the shirtless dude with the hands on her breast make it look like the cover of a magazine for dudes with a pregnancy fetish. EXTRA Creepy!

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Submitted by contrario on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:53pm.

We need a fourth hand covering her mouth.

Submitted by BlueOrchid on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:49pm.

She has a scorching case of retard face on that cover.

Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:37pm.

When I first saw the picture I seriously thought it was some photoshopped JOKE cover, I can't believe they actually willingly chose to pose like that.
Only Mariah could do something like that.

Submitted by bourgie on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:35pm.

Didn't Nick say that he was uncomfortable with Mariah posing for that Life & Style cover? But he's ok with a cover of him holding (really squeezing) her breasts? whatevia

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:28pm.

This picture makes me uncomfortable. It's a naked woman and a man holding her breasts...I don't care if she's pregnant, it's still a naked woman and a man holding her breasts on the cover of a magazine.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:27pm.

The underbite derp look on her face says it all.

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Submitted by sofster101 on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:17pm.

Um. No.

Submitted by Alix on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:56pm.

Oh, and nothing caps off such a touching picture of marital love like the blurb on her belly: I WISH MY BABIES WOULD GET OFF MY BLADDER!

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:50pm.

Did they really try to bootleg the Janet Jackson and Renee' Alazondo version... of the "titties in my man's hands cover" circa 1993, Rolling Stone Magazine?

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Exactly! A pose that was new and mildly shocking for the time almost **20 years ago**. It's like every other female celeb who's posed naked and pregnant, period. Why not just scream, Look at me, I'm just as cool as Demi Moore! I swear, these two will put out a conception video -- for their TRUE FANS-- you mark my words. (Which I suppose is marginally less frightening than Tori and her future ex doing the same thing.)

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Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:45pm.

i heard she got paid $600,000 for this photo.

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:42pm.

Gross and trashy.

Submitted by DDT on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:24pm.

IMO, that is way, way, way TMI for a supermarket tabloid. But... that's what desperate people do for attention, I guess. *Shrug*

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:23pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:07pm.
Aw, hell, they may as well change the name of the publication to Not OK! magazine.
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Submitted by MardiGras on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:10pm.

Is that cow implying she's shy when she talks about the girl fetus waiting for a "proper debut?" What kind of bullshit is she spouting? Go away and take your future ex-husband with you.

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:03pm.

As if ````````` anyone wants to see these 2 bitches naked!!! Get real!! ☺

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:00pm.

That's so NASTY!!! Ewww....leave it to Mimi to use her pregnancy as an excuse to expose her fat ass to us once again!!

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 1:54pm.

MK ".... Nick looking like he's sticking the tip in...."

^^^This. *shudder* wtf?? We do not want a reenactment of that magical moment you spawned, tyvm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 1:53pm.

Mimi has the same slack-jawed look on her face that our neigbourhood flasher used to have, right before he unzipped.

Not attractive.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:04pm.

It's not just celebrities unfortunately. I have a friend on FB who got knocked up and now I get to see weekly pics of her belly progression. Well that is until I hid her ass. Thanks but NO THANKS.

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