Courteney Is Not Interested In David's Cox
Oh, it's good to have our good old David Arquette back! I was scared there for a minute. When David checked into rehab, part of me thought that they drugged him in his sleep, wheeled him into the back room and surgically implanted a Brita filter into his brain to keep him from spewing TMI shit like he did before he went in. All was quiet for a while, but David opened his mouth to his friend Howard Stern and filled us in on the comings and goings of his dick.
Basically, he's going more than he's coming. David says that when he reunited with Courteney at Disney World, he tried to get her to take a wild ride on his Mr. Toad, but she politely got out of line and dropped her Fastpass into the trash. All the details we don't really need to know from UsWeekly:
As usual, Arquette was blunt. "Listen, I tried to fuck her, and she doesn't even want me," he told Stern and his crew. "Oh, that's probably something I shouldn't have said," he added regretfully.The star (who appears in Scream 4 with Cox) admitted that the family-friendly getaway amidst Mickey Mouse et al got him feeling romantic and hopeful. "This is the happiest place on Earth! Let’s make it happier!"
"I mean, I love her. I love her with all my heart," he explained.
Stern, of course, pressed for details. "How far did you get with her? Just kiss?" the shock jock asked. "A little bit. It was like we were...eighth graders. Seventh graders."
Even though Cox rejected him, Arquette took pains to insist that Cox isn't hooking up with Josh Hopkins, 40, despite all appearances to the contrary.
"We have a really super fucking honest relationship and [a new romance with Hopkins] would have come up," he told Stern.
You know, I was about to seriously type that David just blew any chance he had at getting blown by Courteney's cooch again, but then I quickly erased it (and typed it again, just so I could say show you what I erased). It's safe to say that Courteney is pretty used to living with a grown dude who always talks like he's calling into Loveline.
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What a charming way to describe interaction with your wife who your presumably trying to get back....
Grow the fuck up you infantile idiot-no wonder she bailed...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Of course she's having sex with someone else; it has been MONTHS. Dude, she didn't leave you just so she could be alone.
On second thought . . .
I tried to fuck her? No wonder she moved on to someone who isn't so infantile.
God her face looks like molten shit. Cher BETA?
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For your health.
sorry but alexis arquette needs to be called STAT 911!!! she will solve everything.
she's 7 years older than him but her face is smooth as a baby's bottom and his is rather methy.
God bless Botox O_o
Fish are icky and yucky!
Why do men (aka "str8 guys") waste so much time and money on them??!!!
David: Thanks for sharing. Really.
She already told the press she didn't want to be his mommy anymore, she's obviously fucking someone else and then lying about it to him (and his deluded ass is buying it) and when he thinks he's got a chance with her again, she tells him no way in hell.
He's entitled to a little TMI on Stern. It's what he does. She can hardly be surprised or offended at this point and it's not like she was going to take him back anyway.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
I saw him on Orca a while back right after he'd gotten out of rehab. He is so child like and emotionally immature. Hopefully he got sober for his own good and not to get Courtney back.
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I saw her on Letterman and there is no way these two are getting back together judging by the things she said. She's talking about the type of girl he should have and always spoke of their relationship in the past tense never once really even opening a window for them to get back together.
As well whatever she's had done to her face makes her look very weird, not sure what it is but she's really starting to not look like herself anymore.
Cox needs to file for the big D and get on with it!!
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"Listen, I tried to fuck her, and she doesn't even want me,"
HMMmmmm i wonder why... LOL
Doesn't that just make you swooooooooooooooon.
Im a class act, so if you wanna fuck me, you better take me out for a lobster dinner before... not fucking Disneyland and $14 beef burger and fries.
What do you take me for?? You think i will sleep with any pathetic guy who buys me a $14 burger and fries at Disneyland?? NO... I'm not slutty!
But ill give you a hand job :)
She's a cougar and he's the old piece of meat that not even the hyena's want anymore.
David is a very hot 'mature' homosexual.
Are there any nude photos of David?
Wow. I wonder why?
Courtney looks gorgeous and 'it' looks like shit.
More proof that men don't 'age' better than women.
Boo Hoo, bitch, ya ass aged to shit and your wife is a hottie. Wahhhhhhhhh.
In spite of his chronic verbal diarrhea he is kind of endearing in his undying love for Cox. How many of us have a guy who is willing to make an ass of himself four our sake?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
If you're going to come out and keep word vomiting like that, then, yeah, she's gonna shun the fking peen, David!
Goddammit, a little mystery and secrecy goes a long way. That is, unless the peen doesn't go a long way also, then one is fucked and might as well spew on the Stern show. Carry on then.
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Submitted by daisy100 on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 4:48pm.
I still can't figure out what kind of plastic surgery makes your eyes get closer together, anyone?
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I think it's the cheek implants that do it. Kind of an optical illusion. Reminds me of when obese people get fat and their eyes look swallowed up by their face.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 5:45pm.
When someone is as socially inept as he is, you wonder how they ever got to the marriage and kids phase at all.
Maybe he's not an Aspie, but his utter cluelessness about what's appropriate to talk about regarding his MARRIAGE, it makes me wonder.
I know a guy like this, who was split up from his wife and he was just SO inappropriate about discussing their marriage and the way he talked about her to me, a perfect stranger. The more I encountered him, the more I was convinced that he had some undiagnosed disorder.
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Mental disorder? No, it's more like poor parenting from a set of parents who never taught their child right from wrong in social situations.
LOL @ "calling into Loveline." I guess that confirms that Josh Hopkins is a Kobe-word.
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"He stole from tourists. Everyone steals from tourists. He stole honest. He put his hand in their pockets."
Well I do feel a bit sorry for him for being SO clueless but for her-I think he's very immature and yes, after a while it starts to feel like the husband is a another child to look after so OF COURSE she isn't going to want you, idiot. Grow up.
Had a dude in the college dorm who would spend the weekend with his girlfriend who he called 'Ma'. He would come back and start telling us about all his sex acts at the dining table and I once said 'Whatever gave you the idea we want to hear about this shit'? He's very successful in his profession now. Wonder if he ever married 'Ma'...
Dave reminds me of my ex brother in law. Walks and talks like a man, but inside he is a toddler, needy as fuck, just waiting to melt down, release his inner child, make an ass out of himself, and destroy his life.
At first stern surprised me with his vulgarity--surprised to hear it on the radio. Later I was more surprised about his guests. He will have some b-lister on the show and he will talk about someone they banged and he might ask if she had a hairy bush, and instead of saying 'mind your own fucking business', 9 out of 10 guys will answer the question!
Coming home after guesting on that show must be like regaining consciousness after a three day drunk--lots of really pissed off people.
Damn she looks good. She didn't look that good on Friends...Bitch needs to give up the name of her surgeon...
He look old. Like his toupee is about to blow off. I will never understand these Hollywood marriages. I would be married to the entire NFL...
I just hope Scream 4 is worth the 11 year wait!
Their relationship isn't just honest; it's "super fucking honest." Yeah okay.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
It's a good thing Courteney's face is immobile or she might register anger.
He sounds so romantic. I wonder if that's how got Courteney the first time?
This guy is getting uglier with age & is pretty dumb to boot. Courtney never struck me as a scholar, but I wonder what she saw in him. He must be easy to control & have a big dick.
That is all.
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All the Arquettes are 'different' - not necessarily in a good way.
I wonder if Courtney is worried that the crazy gene may have been passed onto Coco.
I co sign Madam Pince's sentiment that this is just more baggage for poor little Coco to deal with in later ife.
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Jeebus -- more shit for Coco to Google in a few years.
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As much as I like David Arquette, Courtney Cox is just too pretty for him. And it seems like the more he talks the more obvious it was why she grew tired of him.
Tried to fuck her?
Isn't that statement somewhere on the list of "Things Rapists Say"?
What a freakin' charmer, let me tell ya.
'tried to 'fuck' her'. Really, David? For Pete's sake, dude!
This is why, while it may be curiosity-satisfying and even fun to have a fuckytimes fling with The Inappropriate Dude (I understand this - I was the type who wanted to try all the flavors) you DO NOT marry/procreate with him.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
When someone is as socially inept as he is, you wonder how they ever got to the marriage and kids phase at all.
Maybe he's not an Aspie, but his utter cluelessness about what's appropriate to talk about regarding his MARRIAGE, it makes me wonder.
I know a guy like this, who was split up from his wife and he was just SO inappropriate about discussing their marriage and the way he talked about her to me, a perfect stranger. The more I encountered him, the more I was convinced that he had some undiagnosed disorder. He would talk about sexual stuff like it was talking about the weather or something. And he wasn't hitting on me - it would sometimes be in mixed company, even. It was really odd. He had no idea that one shouldn't talk about that stuff. He'd be like "Speaking of hair, that was like the time this fat chick was blowing me. Well, actually we were 69ing and I could barely breathe. You know, her ass was really hairy, know what I mean? Anyway, she was huffing and puffing - could you make mine with cheese, please? - and I was just about to bust my nut when..." etc.
SO CLUELESS. ETA: And no one set him straight, either. He was part of this loose circle of friends of my sister's ex and everyone just sort of tolerated it, and no one took him aside and said "You know, Goober, it's not really cool to talk about sex all the time."
All I can say is poor Coco. If this is his radio filter, can you imagine what he says in front of her?
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Lmaooooo she is playing.him lovely! Why do men that are rejected by women look hotter all of a sudden?
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*face palm*
David, you're making it really hard to root for ya.
Does he really think he's going to get back with her after telling all to Howard Stern? I would clock him in the head with a cinder block.
Let's start a rumour just for the hell of it: maybe Court's fucking the little dweeb that plays her son. Ooooooooooo - SCANDAL.
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Why would anyone call and tell freaking Howard Stern, anything? That's his first mistake.
So they're in Disneyland with their kid and he tries to get some?? Yeah, if that'd been my hubby I would have shut him down too....I mean, seriously David...your kid is standing right there....as well as hundreds of others in that park. Ick nast!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
David should just stop with Courtney and start dating his "sister" Alexis. Problem solved.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Who the fuck even cares!!!
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
She married a retarded person.
The title of the post reminded me of the granny receptionist who was paging a salesman with the last name Cox & she said repeatedly over the intercom...paging so & so's cock...paging so & so's cock. Ololololol.
"not so fast tom ryan..."