This Explains Everything (Not Really)
Just hours before Nicolas Cage threw out a dare the cops couldn't refuse, he was shooting scenes for his new movie Medallion in Jackson Square. Don't get me wrong, Nicolas Cage should be thrown into a jail cell for abusing our senses with his acting skills, but maybe this picture explains why he was on the belligerent side of drunk. If you had to work with an actress who would come in first place in the Miss Justin Bieber lookalike contest, you too would eat the hell out of Jack Daniels to wash away the Bieber's image. On the other hand, you too would get stupid drunk if you had to stare at Nicolas' face all day, so I'm sure Miss Justine here is sitting next to him in the clink. They can't escape their nightmares!
And here's Nicolas Cage's contribution to the world of WTF celebrity mug shots:
Shit looks like somebody's technically dumb daddy trying to Skype in an Apple Store.
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So it appears that Dumb-Shit here (Nick Cage) can't handle his alcohol. Nor can he skillfully manage his money. And he clearly can't keep his women under control. Really not much of a man, if you think about it.
I like him as an actor.
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
Nic needs to avoid action movies, bad guy movies, and only play crazy man movies. Those are his strong suit...the one were he plays an arms dealer is great (forgot the name but he was wonderful in it), Leaving Las Vegas...great...playing sensitive men not so great...and now he seems just over the top in everything. He needs to stop marrying women he barely knows, marrying women old enough to be his daughter, and obvious gold diggers. I wish he would just chill the fuck out and get back to being an oddball...much more likeable.
I wonder if Nicolas is going to vist his nearby tomb.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/29/nicolas-cage-pyramid-mausoleum-photo-grave...
I loved him in "Moonstruck". I loved Cher and Olympia Dukakis in it too.
What occurs to me now is that Cage's role as tortured, maimed and HOT, (he WAS back then!), Ronny Cammerari, called for over-acting. He was like a character from one of the operas he loved.
Well, that kind of role favors an actor who struggles with subtlety, (in his craft AND in his haipieces).
Now he's a ridiculous parody of himself. Such the douchebag he's turned out to be....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Fuck me! Miss Justin Bieber! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
*pisses self*
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
even when he was good in movies to me was always annoying also i get some serious creepy vibes from this weirdo,a male skeletina if you will.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 9:02pm.
Roxanne was pretty good. The funniest sight-gag ever was when the dull, studly guy (the EMT or whatevs) is on a date with Roxanne. He goes into the men's room to wash up, but accidentally sprays sink water all over the front of his pants. He crawls out the window and disappears. (I hope I remembered that rightly.)
Crystal Castles, Not in Love
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:51pm.
I wasn't calling you mature (or immature). I meant SM's movies after pure fluff like Tres Amigos and The Jerk. IMNSHO he was at his best with a gag arrow through his head or doing farcical magic
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Just read Karen Flatt's comment..the movie you walked out on was (probably) "Cheaper by the Dozen" which was AWFUL! Srsly, "Father of the Bride" was much more entertaining than that steaming pile of you-know-what.
It really is about daddies and their little girls. *sniff sniff* That subject makes me tear up.
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J’en veux énormément à Oasis pour tout le mal qu’ils ont fait à la musique~Jon Savage
Jack Daniels my ass, Nick drinks $10,000/bottle single malt.
Wait. Why is that girl, who obviously has breasts, albeit small ones, carrying a stuffed animal?? How young is she supposed to be??
Euw. There is something euw going on here. Another Cage movie where the female lead is 28 years old but is posing as 12? And carries a stuffed animal and has hair like a boy? With breasts?
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:51pm.
I wasn't calling you mature (or immature). I meant SM's movies after pure fluff like Tres Amigos and The Jerk. IMNSHO he was at his best with a gag arrow through his head or doing farcical magic.
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Hey, no problem..I didn't take it that way and I do agree somewhat.
I love Steve Martin, but like you,more so back in "The Jerk" & "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" days.
I've been a little disappointed with his movies in the last few years. However, I thought "Roxanne" was very sweet. Steve is that quintessential combo of brains and funny that nerds like me find me sexy.
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J’en veux énormément à Oasis pour tout le mal qu’ils ont fait à la musique~Jon Savage
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:12pm.
I think he's a fine actor, but like most of them, he seems like an shitty person.
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Agreed. And I still can't figure out that Lisa Marie Presley marriage. What the hell was it all about? Especially since Lisa Marie and her mother Priscilla are prominent Scientologists.
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Supposedly, he has an Elvis fetish. Which only makes the marriage even MORE fucked up.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:12pm.
I think he's a fine actor, but like most of them, he seems like an shitty person.
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Agreed. And I still can't figure out that Lisa Marie Presley marriage. What the hell was it all about? Especially since Lisa Marie and her mother Priscilla are prominent Scientologists.
I loved him in "Con Air" And "Moonstruck".
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 7:26pm.
That sounds funny. Whatever was the movie I'm thinking about, it was so schmaltzy and dreadfully written that I walked out of a center aisle seat, pissing off the folks who'd invited me.
Warpaint, Stars
BTW-- who the HELL let a girl cut her hair and trampse around like a fucking boy? Disgusting. Where the fuck are his/her parents? I am so sick of this PC "let them be" bullshit. Put her in a movie, you fucking freaks, that will cure his/her disfunction.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:58pm.
Nic Cage is not talented - he just got lucky because he's a Coppola. And fuck this tortured artiste bullshit - he's just a loony, old, wannabe thespian who's made some pretty bad and lucrative films, with the occasional critical and box office success.
The man seems to be a ginormous moron who squanders his cash away on big houses, gambling, and bad marriages.
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I kinda sorta agree with you; I've enjoyed Cage in very small doses here and there, but mostly I think of an imitation somebody did of him once (can't recall if it was on TV or done by a friend):
"Nicolas-Cage-is-this-guy-who-always-starts-out-delivering-a-line-in a-very-flat-rapid-monotone-until-suddenly-he-COMPLETELY FUCKING EXPLODES!!"
He's got a wicked gambling addiction, which is what chooses his roles for him. I wonder if Martin Sheen, Dionne Warwick and Francis Ford Coppola ever play golf?
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"When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat."
what the hell kind of mug shot is that? looks like a misc bad cell phone pic.
He coulda put more emotion into it.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:20pm.
I meant SM's movies after pure fluff like Tres Amigos and The Jerk. IMNSHO he was at his best with a gag arrow through his head or doing farcical magic.
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I really enjoy Parenthood - that's some funny shit, with a great ensemble cast. Dianne Wiest is hilarious in it:
"I can't be a grandmother - I was a Woodstock for christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung onto The Who's helicopter as it flew away!!" haha
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:03pm.
Not a fan of Steve Martin's "mature" movies. I walked out on one at a charity premiere; it might have been the one you named--Bonnie Hunt plays his wife?
No, in "Father of the Bride" it was Diane Keeton. There wasn't as much spazziness and slapstick. He actually was semi-serious.
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Unless they are talking about "Cheaper by the Dozen" in which Bonnie Hunt played the wife. Smartypants.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:51pm.
I wasn't calling you mature (or immature). I meant SM's movies after pure fluff like Tres Amigos and The Jerk. IMNSHO he was at his best with a gag arrow through his head or doing farcical magic.
Warpaint, Stars
I don't know who put the Biebs outfit together but he really should think of hiring a stylist.
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MK.. Cage is a good actor. He was good in Matchstick Men, Leaving Las Vegas, and Adaptation (where he actually played a balding fattie).. stuff where he plays the crazy well. But I don't like his bigger-budget movies like National Treasure. Not my cup of tea. But I don't get the hitting him over the head with a "no talent" comment. He takes some roles that aren't very flattering cause he seems to be willing to try them. I dunno. Though will I watch these latest movies of his? Probably not. That one where he played this character with a burning skull for a head and rode a motorcycle was quite lame, indeed.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:53pm.
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HAHAHA...that is priceless! Your parents should hook up with my parents; they are intrepid and very naive travelers. I've received strange calls from all over the world; they called all excited from Rome to tell me that a nice man had pulled up beside them, while they were walking and had sold them GENUINE leather jackets at HALF PRICE from the boot of his car. In Vegas, they harrassed some old guy from Ohio, for autographs, convinced it was Bob Barker. The more he denied it, the surer they were, until security intervened. In Kuala Lumpur they accepted an invitation from a friendly street person to go have supper at his house("He was so nice! And so clean!") and ended up running from a mob in a slum.
Soooo...this could be a match made in heaven.
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Glad to know I'm not the only one! At least they are fun drunks who insist on paying for my drinks when we go out!
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:03pm.
Not a fan of Steve Martin's "mature" movies. I walked out on one at a charity premiere; it might have been the one you named--Bonnie Hunt plays his wife?
I can't wait till John Mayer actually has a daughter old enough to date someone like him. :)
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Ouuuuu! Ouuu!!Ouchie!
No, in "Father of the Bride" it was Diane Keeton. There wasn't as much spazziness and slapstick. He actually was semi-serious.
And yes, I must agree that I would rather bind my daughter hand and foot to the wood stove in the basement for the rest of her life, than have her come within 50 metres on JM.
(That's 311.72 square acres for you oolonials on the other side of the Atlantic)
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J’en veux énormément à Oasis pour tout le mal qu’ils ont fait à la musique~Jon Savage
I spot hair plugs. Perhaps, the biggest crime of all.
"If you had to work with an actress who would come in first place in the Miss Justin Bieber lookalike contest..."
Too fucken funny.
Poor Nic. Detached Hollywood ego at its finest.
Bet his manager is busy passing out hundred dollar bills in nawlins police station trying to get this bitch sprung.
I could care less about his alcoholism, but it remind me of a funny line from con air. Cage looks out the back of a cargo plane and sees a corvette chained to the airplane and flying behind it. He observes "On another day that would seem strange..."
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:03pm.
Not a fan of Steve Martin's "mature" movies. I walked out on one at a charity premiere; it might have been the one you named--Bonnie Hunt plays his wife?
I can't wait till John Mayer actually has a daughter old enough to date someone like him. :)
Warpaint, Stars
EEEEWWWWW she does look like a Justin Bieber!
Meh, I think I have to correct myself. Brad Pitt is actually not that bad, as long as he plays some cool guy. He has been great in Snatch, this vampire flick with Tom Cruise and California wasn't that bad either. But he stank in Seven in this movie in which he was the Death mhmm.. oh and the Angelina Jolie movie was really bad as well.
I have watched an awful lot of movies, and I can tell you that there are actually actors out there who make every movie worth watching, like Jason Statham - he can get the worst skript, the most annoying storyline - but he still makes the movie at least okay.
I used to watch every movie Brad Pitt was in - and there were actually movies in which he was the perfect cast, like Fight Club. But that was because this role required little acting. Take Edward Northon he had to act and so he did. That's why the movie is great (and because of Helena Bonham Carter oh and Meat Loaf).
Cage should stick to comedy - that suits him (if he has a great director and great supporting actors. btw: did he ever get anything less than the leading part?)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:36pm.
Very good in Leaving Las Vegas and sweet as hell in Family Man. I also liked him in Matchstick Men, but I'm a sucker for dad/daughter tales (even when they're bogus).
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Yeah, me too. If you're not partial to Steve Martin, you may not have watched "Father of the Bride", but that had some lovely, tender moments in it. The original with Spencer Tracey is worth a watch also.
I think that generally the importance of a girl's relationship with her father is underestimated. And major douche or not, John Mayer got it exactly right in his song, "Daughters".
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J’en veux énormément à Oasis pour tout le mal qu’ils ont fait à la musique~Jon Savage
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:14pm.
i think Cage had a lot of potential, AND that he definitely benefitted enormously from being a Coppola. he's been phoning it in for a long time.
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Absolutely agree. He's been in some really awful movies in the last decade, but he had such promise. I guess like most people, he has to make a buck. Didn't he have to sell his comic book collection or something, because he was in dire financial straits?
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J’en veux énormément à Oasis pour tout le mal qu’ils ont fait à la musique~Jon Savage
Submitted by Terri on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:39pm.
Dear God...my parent's are going to New Orleans on Tuesday. I need to warn them, as they drink a lot and will think he's a friend or somebody she knows from home.
FYI: it happened before when mom met a celebrity. I got a drunken call once from mom telling me she's talking to Jesus and tried to put him on the phone. It was that Jim Cazviel person who played in "The Passion of the Christ". Mom kept calling him Jesus.
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HAHAHA...that is priceless! Your parents should hook up with my parents; they are intrepid and very naive travelers. I've received strange calls from all over the world; they called all excited from Rome to tell me that a nice man had pulled up beside them, while they were walking and had sold them GENUINE leather jackets at HALF PRICE from the boot of his car. In Vegas, they harrassed some old guy from Ohio, for autographs, convinced it was Bob Barker. The more he denied it, the surer they were, until security intervened. In Kuala Lumpur they accepted an invitation from a friendly street person to go have supper at his house("He was so nice! And so clean!") and ended up running from a mob in a slum.
Soooo...this could be a match made in heaven.
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J’en veux énormément à Oasis pour tout le mal qu’ils ont fait à la musique~Jon Savage
I thought maybe the Bieber lookalike was Kal-El Cage.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
Dear God...my parent's are going to New Orleans on Tuesday. I need to warn them, as they drink a lot and will think he's a friend or somebody she knows from home.
FYI: it happened before when mom met a celebrity. I got a drunken call once from mom telling me she's talking to Jesus and tried to put him on the phone. It was that Jim Cazviel person who played in "The Passion of the Christ". Mom kept calling him Jesus.
Very good in Leaving Las Vegas and sweet as hell in Family Man. I also liked him in Matchstick Men, but I'm a sucker for dad/daughter tales (even when they're bogus).
Warpaint, Stars
I think Cage is actually a good actor it's just that with his money woes he tends to take whatever in order to pay the bills and because he knows the script and movie is shit he just phones it in. He's done a handful of good movies but over the last few years he's definitely been phoning it in. Another great movie he did back in the day was Red Rock West,
Iit's kinda like De Niro with his slumming it in his last few movies, I mean him in the Fockers is a fucking embarrassing crime to his abilities and reputation.
i think Cage had a lot of potential, AND that he definitely benefitted enormously from being a Coppola. he's been phoning it in for a long time.
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I think he's a fine actor, but like most of them, he seems like an shitty person.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:58pm.
Nic Cage is not talented
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I'll admit I haven't seen that. I guess I'm basing my assumption on his recent work. I'll admit, I did like Moonstruck. Just seems his critical hits are few and far between.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:58pm.
Nic Cage is not talented
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IMO, he was very good in Leaving Las Vegas.
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Nic Cage is not talented - he just got lucky because he's a Coppola. And fuck this tortured artiste bullshit - he's just a loony, old, wannabe thespian who's made some pretty bad and lucrative films, with the occasional critical and box office success.
The man seems to be a ginormous moron who squanders his cash away on big houses, gambling, and bad marriages.
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Usually guys can get away with hitting the wall in terms of appearance, but this guy...damn. The Scientologists can have him and can we get back someone like Juliette Lewis? He used to be quirky and hot. Neither now. sads
"Shit looks like somebody's technically dumb daddy trying to Skype in an Apple Store."
ahahahahh spot on
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Did the cop taking the shot pass out from the bourbon fumes wafting from Cage? Was the camera already on the floor? Was the cop taking the shot a little person?
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Lindsay non-Lohan will probably give Nic tips on how to end up with GLAMOUROUS mug shots in exchange for a small cameo in this next turd of a movie...
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Say what u want, but he's a talented actor. He has made some bad choices in his career, I dont see why it should be a big deal.