Brit Brit's Cheetos Toe Is Back On Stage
Because somebody has to put a bag of Wonder Bread on the Spears family table, Brit Brit Spears popped her possum poon and spread her monkey bread loaves on various inanimate objects at the opening night of her Femme Fatale tour in Sacramento, CA last night. Not only did Brit Brit come out as objectum sexualist, but I'm told that her microphone was turned on and she actually made sounds with her vocal cords into it. !!!!!!!! Smear Frapp crust on my no-no and fuck me with a Slim Jim, because this is a TWIST! This is also the worst thing that's happened to the art of lip-synching since Puttin' on the Hits was canceled. Bitch's vocal cords were probably mad as cold shit that she woke them up from their long nap. They're like, "....the fuck? This is not part of the game."
Here's a way too long clip of Brit Brit allegedly farting musical notes into a mic with her mouth. ALLEGEDLY!
Yeah, it still looks and sounds to me like she's moving her Cheeto suckers to a track. If you played this song while watching a video of a dog slurping up water from a hose in slow motion, it might look the same. But since Brit Brit is stuffed into that satin white diaper so tight that she's inspired me to make Velveeta souffle for dinner, I will believe.
Work it like a trailer park belly dancer, Brit!
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Once you've had kids, you really shouldn't be wearing bras and daisy dukes... Especially if you can't get rid of that damn muffin top.
Brit-brit - you wouldn't look SO THICK and chubby if you dressed appropriately. That shits looks SO cheap anyhow - I could bedazzle better than her designers...
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
How embarrassing.
It's nuts how she can be under a conservatorship yet tour the world and rake in millions!! Even though I do think Shitters is batshit, she's not completely gone like she was a few years ago. She can at least perform somewhat. I believe the conservatorship is kept in place to stop others from suing the Britney brand. How can you holler CRAZY but keep working like a horse? This has to be setting some kind of legal precedent. The whole thing is jacked the fuck up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
My mother forces Easter ham leftovers wrapped in aluminum foil on me that are more appetizing than that.
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Its total bs that this girl is still being shoved out there to bring in the money for the endless stream of managers,family and god knows who else…
she's obviously a doped up zombie and is mentally ill…
who the hell wants to see her anyway?
I too cant hate on her,I feel sorry for her…..
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I guess this is an improvement from the boot moves fiasco she pulled at that awards show? She still looks uncomfortable and like she can't dance in heels or move in that sequined diaper. She looks like an overstuffed turkey in some of those shots and my god that purple bikini/bra thing with rhinestones resembles my bikini/bra thing I used to wear in clubs back in the early 90s.
All aside, yay Brit? She's back up there twisting her cheetoh hips on an over budgeted shitty concert stage.
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I hate choo!
How does this bitch still have a career? She should have been out in 1998. She seems SO bored and uninterested in singing.
Her belly is a mess. She should just wear a "Baby on board" t-shirt 24/7 rather than air that shit out as sexy.
Oh, dear. #15. She has man face.
Rusty, I mentioned a few weeks back that I know someone who works on a talk show Britney has visited. She said that Britney was sad looking, skittish and paranoid. She said Britney acted like an abused dog. She does NOT want to be doing this anymore. My friend was really concerned for her, and it made me sad. I can't hate on her too much.
But I can rag the hell out of those costumes, and how she looks in them. :)
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I blame her dad. It's one thing to get a conservatorship to save her life. It's a very different thing to truss her up and shove her onstage like a trained circus bear, just so she can keep earning money.
It's clear her heart's not in it and she'd rather just slough off, wear cutoffs with no shoes, smoke ciggies, and pop into McD's once a day.
She doesn't look fat, but she doesn't look thin enough for those outfits. Those outfits are NOT flattering to her at all. And she is still just going through the motions of the dancing. Look at the back up dancers. They are DANCING and getting into it. Not Britney.
I think she WAS actually singing at the very beginning, then they blended her into her own track and went into lip synching. What a rip off for people that paid to actually see her sing and dance.
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I just do not get why someone with stylists insists on wearing unflattering clothes. She has a hot bod and makes it looks like this. What a dumbass. Women who want to wear a size 3 when they are actually a 6-7. I don't get it at all. Can't sing, can't dance anymore, and can't even dress. She should focus on something else.
So many layers of ugly and pathetic and yet she keeps this three-ring circus on the money track. The thumbnails are a perfect size for my eyes - I don't want to see pierced flab up too close.
Why doesn't she just stop trying to pretend she can sing, have mercy on our ears and go straight to porn? That's where she is going to end up anyway.
At least she hasn't shaved her head or tried to beat up traffic with an umbrella lately.
Small mercies.
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Submitted by 4lice4nn on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 5:35pm.
I don't think she looks fat. She looks waaaay too muscular, though... I think that is why people think she looks big... Her womanly curvature is on top of a manly layer of muscle. If she stopped with the body building, or whatever the hell she is doing to beef up, she wouldn't look so weird.
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What about her stomach says muscular to you? I see not one sign of abs.
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I don't think she looks fat. She looks waaaay too muscular, though... I think that is why people think she looks big... Her womanly curvature is on top of a manly layer of muscle. If she stopped with the body building, or whatever the hell she is doing to beef up, she wouldn't look so weird.
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 5:00pm.
basically anyone out of college needs to stop and even then it's questionable.
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*looks guilty*
I will give britney a pass....I was 26 years old and 9 months over the moon with my first sweetie before I took mine out. I had to. It was not a good look and slightly painful.
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Britney is my dream. No pygmy hippo play or prolapsed uterus fetishes here - this is one to wife up. I would build her a solid gold, diamond-encrusted doublewide with an above ground Frappuccino pool in the backyard. Dressed in my finest, most breathable tunic, I would play "Forever in Love" so hard Britney would think she had been transported to an elevator at Macy's. My gaze is lost in her weave, a cascading dream of country-fried straw. I ache to feel her boot moves...
Same ol' smoke and mirrors, costumes and flashing lights, to try to distract from her lack of talent.
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Can people stop with the belly button rings already? Brit is 29 going on 30 so she definitely needs to quit it but so do 24 year olds...basically anyone out of college needs to stop and even then it's questionable.
Oh that motorcycle picture is so unfortunate.
She has become a parody of herself.
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I have to admit, I like Britney's music, but seeing her like this is just sad.
Why do her managers and handlers keep putting her out there like this? They know she can't squeeze into those outfits and it's so obvious her heart isn't into performing the way she used to. I don't know if she's in financial trouble and is touring because she needs the cash or what, but she's like that old, sick dog you just want to put out of its' misery.
Kinda wishing she stayed 5150 and locked up after seeing these awful pics!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
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People still pay to see this bafoon pretend to sing? She needs to retire those stubby little legs and pot belly.
Good GAWD, that was cheezy! The biker schtick, the giant guitar, the stinkin fedoras - UGH.
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Jesus. She can put on weight fast. Why can't they hire a personal chef and stylist for this girl before her career is completely dead?
Sorry, but Britney doesn't have that spark anymore! She use to own the stage and everything when she performed!
I am so glad that I have you dlisters!
Sometimes I feel like I look at things and see blue and everyone else sees red. I am always the only one that can say about a couple "Um, her boyfriend is beating her, he's an asshole" and everyone else assumes I am a jerk and he is "A great guy". Cut to two months later, the secret is out and everyone owes me a "You were right".
That is how I feel about Britney, til I read this board you guys make me feel better. This bitch is DUNN. TOAST. And even she knows it. This show looks like Trailer Park Tales and her outfits...I just can't. She is bored, paunchy, has anti-depressant chunk and she just needs to STOP IT! Yet, I show this to people at work and they think "She is Back! Good for her! I knew she would come back stronger!" WTF??? Am I in some fucking alternate universe? What is it that her "fans" will pay to see this busted Louisiana trash in a various Frederick's ensembles?
I have always hated her, BUT I could see why people DID like her. Now? I am at a loss as to how people would hand over hard earned money in a recession for this...This is tragic.
And who blew the Rolling Stone reviewer that said she "owned" the stage with this performance? Really?
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I will be the first to admit that I like Britney's music, how much she has to do with it or not- doesn't really matter- is actually a bit more forward and daring than most pop out there. But she should call it a day. This whole thing is kind of getting silly. The costumes are awful. If you have to sit down during your first number, maybe you shouldn't be headlining a tour. Kind of meh about the whole thing. I feel like I could listen to her music at home and have the same experience, more or less.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 12:02pm.
oh, and take out the g-damn belly ring, Brit Van Winkle!
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I am so sick of hoes performing without any pants on. I am tired of looking at everyone's ass, seriously.
And Brit does not have the body to be up on stage in those costumes anymore. If your gut hangs over your pants or when you bend to the side and you have a huge roll appear, you need to wear more clothes.
Nice to see they make sparkly nursing bras now.
She always manages to look so cheap; as the saying goes: you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of the girl. And when you rate even lower than Snooki in taste, you know there is no hope.
All Britney needs is Goopy Poop as her handler going, "What's going on there? I love you! Get it together!"
Goopy could add "Brit-handler" to her lengthy list of BS careers and Brit would change temporarily only to revert back to her I-just-want-to-retire-already ways.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 12:03pm.
All the Britney fans out there are giving shit to Lady Gaga over her "Edge of Glory" video, yet all this broad does is do a little headshakin' and lip synchin' and she's THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! OMGSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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I'm not a fan of either video. I tolerate Britney in general more because she never ran around calling herself a genius or messenger from God and savior of all oppressed people. Even though she's nutty as a squirrel, I think she gets that it's just pop music.
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But she did proclaim to be a virgin which was total bullshit so I'm not sure I'd go far enough to suggest that she never pretended to be anythign she wasn't.
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I'm not a fan of either video. I tolerate Britney in general more because she never ran around calling herself a genius or messenger from God and savior of all oppressed people. Even though she's nutty as a squirrel, I think she gets that it's just pop music."
Britney is a moron, we all know this. Back in the early days of her career, she had EXCELLENT handlers. But they really used and abused her like a Downtown LA crackwhore.
Pop music can be fun and can have a message as well. Don't just think because this broad is lazy that she defines "pop music" in general.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Britney, girl, you're 30 years old now and a mother. It's time to put away the slutty costumes and find another gig. You aren't that naughty school girl anymore.
Submitted by brandie_larue on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 11:30am.
I can't undestand why she can't get skinny again.
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Easy. She doesn't give a fuck. And, personally, I think that's ok. Prancing around like she PRETENDS to give a fuck - not so much.
There are bitches out there who are born with it but Britney worked her fucking ass off for it. She WORKED. HARD. to get that thin. It's just not so natural to her body.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 12:03pm.
All the Britney fans out there are giving shit to Lady Gaga over her "Edge of Glory" video, yet all this broad does is do a little headshakin' and lip synchin' and she's THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! OMGSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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I'm not a fan of either video. I tolerate Britney in general more because she never ran around calling herself a genius or messenger from God and savior of all oppressed people. Even though she's nutty as a squirrel, I think she gets that it's just pop music.
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Her performing life reminds me more and more of that iCarly parody a few years ago (after her head-shaving/baby-driving incidents). She marches listlessly around the stage in those ridiculous costumes, doing half-hearted bumps and beaver shots, and lip-synchs. Why won't her dad, "boyfriend" and the rest of her family give her a break? Girl looks really tired.
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harveyprice, exactly. So don't dress like you still have your 19 year old body!
That is why I call her Brit Van Winkle. It's like she has been asleep for years, and still thinks she is 19 and can pull off those costumes. SHE CAN'T.
....and I like Britney. I fell bad for her, because no one will just let her retire, when it is so obvious she wants to.
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jebus, she looks tired and beat and so over it.
and manly.
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