Ugh, My 3-Month Old iPod is Already Ancient!

As expected, Apple announced the new iPhone today. Steve Jobs introduced the touch-screen phone that will integrate features from the iPod with a mobile phone. The phone does everything from play music, search the web, wipe your ass, slap your kid, fight with your mom and serve you corndogs in 9 different flavors.

Visit Gizmodo to hear all about the 1,998,444 features this thing has to offer.