Introducing The Up-Eye Brought To You By Zahara

Camera lenses and the souls of a dozen paparazzos were among the casualties from the first-degree upper cut shank eye Zahara threw as she stomped through the airport in Tokyo today with her army. You can almost hear the sound of cracked glass and smell the scent of singed eyelashes from here. When Zahara looks up, you better drop your weapon and get down on the floor. As the late great Bernie Mac would say: "She look at me like I'm short!"