Wednesday, April 4th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 3rd!
Officer radios in: "We've got ourselves a situation."
Dispatcher: "No way that's The Situation." - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Who would have thought that the "E" stood for EquineHarmony - flax mcswiggan
"It's Reining Men, Hallelujah!" - BaconSlut
When you order spotted dick in New Jersey this is what you get! - SalmaNella
So Matthew likes to dress up with a friend and let Sarah Jessica strap one on- so what? - ISprainedMyUvula
The full pic is behind the cut and I know you're probably wondering why a horse peen is considered NSFW. But well, if I had a picture of Trace Cyrus' nakedness, I'd shield that from workplace eyes, so it's only fair. JUMP!
via Gravy Holocaust
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fuck the police!
LOL very funny picture
Bad Credit Home Loans
Thanks MK and fellow slores! Big 'grats to MissC,
Flax, Salma and Uvy! This entire thread has me screaming with laughter last night!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Well done you horses ass MissC!!! Congrats to Flax, Bacon, Salma and Uvy!
Congrats to MissC, Flax, Bacon, and Uvy.
Congrats, I'm tardy to the party, but great job to all the wieners!
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I have never loved life so much.
Hahahah..congrats, winners! And I thought it was bad when my Mastiff tried to hump people :p
Congrats to all the winnahs! So this horse is gay, right?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yall sure ponied up for this one!!!!!!!
Gent-chaps slookers!
YAY Fab Miss C and Groooovy Uvy!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Wooohooo OurMissC♥!! Congrats flax, Bacon, Salma and Uvaaaay!! *makes unwanted advances on all y'all*
ANJL4EVAXO
Oh! I am still laughing! Yay! Miss C, Flax, Bacon, Sal and uvy<3!!!!!!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Congrats to all!!!
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♥♥ILOVESWEETZ&ELB♥♥
congrats to Miss C and my ISMU! xoxoxoox good job to all the winners
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Congrats to the winners who braved this CT! Hahaha
Woah, it's a wonder that person didn't pass out! ;D
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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Hey congrats to our Uvy and everyone else too. This was a really funny one!
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Congrats to the runners up! Good job! Thanks MK!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Hilarious, love the spotted dick one!!
That’s not a night stick, this is a night stick….
LMAO MissC! congrats everyone!!! Uvyyyyy♥♥♥♥
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
LOL!! Funneh wEinners!! Congrats.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
That’s not a night stick, this is a night stick….
The horse later apologized as he thought he saw Samantha Brick.
Man with horse, Out in Public edition.
This is what happens when you keep NWA on repeat in the horse barn.
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
Fuck the po-lice
OK, that was rough, but still easier to take than Santorum as President.
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Now that the Supreme Court approved strip searches for everyone, police horses are being trained to assist with the cavity search.
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. - Winnie the Pooh
The exercise ball is sooo posse.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
The evidence is mounting that Khloe is NOT a real Kardashian.
What ever happened to "You had me at hello?"
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Kim Kardashian's perfume should come with a black box warning!
NAC
Hookerz on FIRE tonight! :D
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
If it weren't for the white spots that would be the perfect man. - Kim K
I've been through the city on a horse with no shame,
It felt bad when he ran a train
In the city your butt will never be the same
'Cause the horse is here for to cause you some pain,
La, la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
This community theatre production of Caligula is terrible!
Nine months and two weeks before Hillary Duff tweets a picture of her new baby.
Why can't we all just get along like the black and white horse cock?
"Dressage Gone Wild"
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
If you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse.
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no man should fuck a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
is the famous Mr. Ed.
That horse's dick appears to have the same problem Michael Jackson's dick had....
It keeps trying to force it's way into places it's not welcome....oh, and the vitiligo thing too.
The Mounted Police
Why Rick Santorum *hates* meet-and-greets.
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God don't like ugly.
F*ck the Police
Horsey holmes was quite offended when the pig said he was just another one of those whorse.
Wilbur! Make me proud, make me a father!
The safe word is "OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN !!!!!"
"It's Reigning Men, Hallelujah!"
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Matthew has second thoughts about asking SJP to donkey-punch him...
Proves that the horse is a police horse. They'll do ANYTHING for a doughnut.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!