What's the Number to 911?! The Chupacabra is Attacking Anne Hathaway!

It never gets old making fun of Rachel Zoe. Last night at the 23rd Annual Night of Stars, she clung on to her next victims. Poor Mischa Barton and Anne Hathaway need to run fast before they end up "in rehab to get fat" like a certain Zoe victim we know. I'm not joking when I call Zoe, the chupacabra, homegirl looks just like it. Mexican police need to head to the BH STAT to nab their country's public enemy #1!!