Why?

Is Tori Spelling trying out for a role in the sequel to Riding in the Bus with My Sister? This outfit is not for a 45-year-old woman, it's for a 4-year-old! Furthermore, when is she finally going to have this baby so I can comment on how fug it is!!! Just kidding, hopefully hideousness will skip a generation and this innocent will be spared.

Here's Dean McDermott and his retarded little sister and the Silver Spoon Golden Globe Suite yesterday.