Hi My Name is Denise Richards and I Will Marry Anything

What the hell is wrong with Denise Richards? Yes, she has a dynamite body...but homegirl has rice krispy treats for brains. Hmm....rice krispy treats. Anywhoo, it has been rumored that Mrs. Charlie Sheen will marry Mr. Heather Locklear this summer in Italy. I don't think either of their divorces are final, but maybe that's why they are waiting until summer.

Friends of Denise claim the wedding will be in Milan, because she loves it so much. They also said it will be an intimate affair.

Ewwww.....Richie has bigger breasts than her!

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