Golden Globeing: Brangelina

Methinks Angelina Jolie knows she's way too good for this. She's standing there thinking "I'm so beautiful...so perfect...I am a goddess...I feel so sorry for these peons. They don't know the meaning of life." Come on, you know she is. Yes, she's gorgeous, stunning, dazzling, blah blah blah...but she's also a stuck-up HO! Brad needs a nap. I can't even comment on him.