Methface Hartnett & Slimy Miller Make Beautiful Music

Josh Hartnett has barely let Scarlett Johansson's vagina juice dry on his peen and he's already hooking up with Sienna Miller. The two were spotted "canoodling" at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night in Hollyweird. Witnesses say that the two were very touchy feely in front of everyone.

Slimy's spokesrep denies they are dating and insists they are just friends. "Just friends" in Hollyweird means that she hasn't swallowed his load yet.

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