Hot Slut Of The Day!
The most hated bitch in Mexico right now, Elba Esther Gordillo!
Disclaimer: Dlisted not condone embezzling billions upon billions of pesos from the education union of your own country, but if you do, do it like Elba Esther Gordillo and spend it all on jacked up plastic surgery and designer clothes from Neiman Marcus!
The New York Times and The Guardian both say that this gorgeous beauty who looks like an angry Japanese Chin that was dropped in a vat of liquid plastic at the Mattel factory was arrested two days ago for allegedly stealing 2 billion pesos (around $156 million) from Latin America's largest union, the National Education Workers' Union. La Maestra (The Teacher), as they call her ass in Mexico, has been the head bitch of the union since 1989. The Mexican Leona Helmsley was once seen as one of the most powerful women in Mexico and some say she single-handedly put a president in office. But there's a new president in office and La Maestra's reign is over. Let the fall commence!
La Maestra was arrested at an airport on Tuesday night after she sashayed down the steps of a luxurious private jet, which flew her from California to Mexico. (Disclaimer: Dlisted does not condone getting arrested, but if you do, do it like Elba Esther Gordillo and get arrested after sashaying down the steps of a luxurious private jet.) La Maestra was in court yesterday to answer to the charges that she funneled billions of pesos from the union's accounts to other accounts at home and abroad. While teachers in Mexico are barely making enough money to eat, she was off buying mansions in California and spending almost $3 million at Neiman Marcus alone. Bitch also thought she was completely untouchable. Here's a hot piece about her crazy ass from The Guardian:
At the same time, she had become a national figure of ridicule. Her extravagant designer outfits lay uneasily with the low salaries of the teachers, and she was mercilessly mocked for her, at times rather odd, personal appearance, born of repeated plastic surgery and chronic illness.
The Teacher's near mythical reputation for subterfuge also provided fantastic stories, including the claim that she once held off an imminent attempt to depose her in the late 1990s with the help of a witchcraft ceremony up a Nigerian mountain in which she was clothed with the pelt of a white lion that had been skinned alive.
In her most recent interview, earlier this month, a television news anchor usually known for her soft interviews asked her how she felt about being "the most hated woman in Mexico". Gordillo responded: "Nobody is more loved by their own."
Eva Peron, who?
This NEEDS to be turned into a movie. I wish Lupe Ontiveros was alive today, because she'd throw a half-melted Chucky Doll mask on her face and kill this role. If it is turned into a movie, then who ever plays La Maestra better spend months perfecting her wonked-up side eye. Just look at that side-eye. You know a side and up-eye is real when it looks like Satan himself is snatching her eyeballs back. That's a side-eye that says, "It may look like I'm farting, but I'm really thinking about how I want to skin you alive and wear you like I wore that white lion, pendeja!"
La Maestra is totally going to rule the prison block.