Once Again, The Shark Creatures Have Let Me Down

The shark creatures need to get their act together. Instead of going after innocent people they need to start setting their sights on more annoying humans. Here's exhibit a, the Cameron Diaz. She's in Hawaii "canoodling" with good friend Kelly Slater. This was a supreme chance for the shark creatures to help us out. Just this once. Again, they have failed us. Shame on you shark creatures! Shame on you!

Source: TMZ