Anna Nicole IMS!

TMZ has obtained an AOL instant message conversation between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. TMZ claims it is 100% real and exact. Today was the deadline for the DNA test to determine the paternity of Danielynn Hope. Here's the conversation, the screen names have been changed.

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all

Anna Nicole in your dreams

I'm confused. She wants him to fornicate with her mother? Is that so that maybe her mom will get pregnant, give Larry a baby and he will get off her back? That makes sense. I'm actually surprised she knows how to use a computer. I bet you Sugarpie logged into her screen name.