Cut Your Damn Hair!

Fishsticks Paltrow read to a bunch of brats at Sundance yesterday. She read like Dr. Seuss or something, because she's such a good person. Those kids deserves prizes for not tackling her ass and scratching her eyes out. She was probably super annoying too, doing voices and everything. Ugh. Can you she please cut off that mop and donate it to locks for love?! There's people out there that need that hair and since she's such a giving person she should make it happen.