Did Rachel Drop One?

I'm trying to figure out what that woman behind Rachel McAdams is doing? She's either fanning away Rachel's hideous smelling air poop or she's telling the photographers not to bother taking pictures of this pink haired mess. Here's our lovely Rachel at the Armani show in Paris yesterday.

No matter how many of you e-mail me just to tell me how Rachel's pink hair is hot, I'm not joining that club. Girlfriend looks like the goth girl in high school that would not stop playing with her lip piercing. I mean this girl loved to clink it against her teeth during class and it drove me crazy. Anyway, that's Rachel.