He's Looking for a Better Piece

Last night was the SAG Awards which is basically just another boring awards show, but this is where the actors salute each other. Eva LongWHORIA came, because she goes to every single event. She even showed up to my dog's 4th Birthday party. Anyway, she dragged her hotness, Tony Parker along. She looks like a douche and he looks like he can't stand her stupid ass. Ok, he doesn't look like that....but you know he's thinking it. He also looks like he's been up all night with a gaggle of strippers and coke.

Nicolette Sheridan wants his ass and probably has had that.