Ashton's Looking Rough

Demi Moore channeled Courtney Cox at last night's SAG Awards. Demi brought along Ashton Kutcher where she was up for an award with the cast of Bobby. Demi looks hot for a woman of 60, but Ashton looks beat down. What happened the night before that has all these men looking straight-up rough?! I know it wasn't sex with their chicks. I'm guessing all the husband's had a huge gang bang. That's the only scenario I could come up with.