The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for February 2nd!!!

His thumb smells like plastic. - The Hoople

Runner-up:

I am quite happy with this one because she didn’t say no when I looked up her dress. She let me do whatever I wanted. I hold her close in my tight manly grip and she does not squeal like little girl. At night when I put her back in my childs’ room I quietly whisper…”I’ll be back.” - meowmeow