Is "Depends" Going to Sponsor Their Tour?

Original member David Lee Roth, 52, will return to Van Halen it was announced. Eddie Van Halen told TMZ, "It feels like a whole new beginning to be back with Dave and to be playing with my brother and my son. We look forward to going on tour."

David quit the group in 1985 and reunited with them for a few months in 1996. The band will play dates in major cities across the U.S. Eddie's son, Wolfgang Van Halen, will play bass with the group on their tour.

Here's David from today's Nicole Miller show in NYC with wannabe Paris Hilton, Natalie Reid. Not to take anything away from David Lee, but who the hell would want to be like Paris? Do you think their herpes outbreaks are on the same schedule?