Boys?!?

TMZ is reporting that Tom Cruise is talking to Ben Stiller about starring in an updated version of the classic "The Hardy Boys" for Fox. Shawn Levy who directed Ben in "Night at the Museum" is also in talks to helm the movie. Production of the movie is expected to start this October.

Sources say that Tom is hoping comedy will make him a box office King again. The film is tentatively called "The Hardy Men" and will follow the boys as men.

WTF?! This sounds like bad porn! They need to change the title to "The Hardy Man and His Gay Friend." I mean, Tom needs to stop. Just stop!