Lies Lies Lies Lies

Teri Snatcher is denying rumors that she's a fan of the botox and resylane. It has been widely reported that Teri's taut face has been caused by several visits to the needle. She denies this claim.

She said, "I don't use Botox or Restylane and I've never had any surgery, no matter what you've read." That's the one downside to fame – on any one day you can find loads of hideously mean things said about you online. [My friend] keeps threatening to put these computer child locks on my computer so I can't torture myself. It hurts, you know?"

If she's not using botox or anything like that then she must be using something really exotic. I'm thinking cobra sperm or skunk spit. She's obviously doing something with that mug. Here's Snatchers celebrating Felicity Huffman's new book, "A Practical Handbook For Your Boyfriend."