I Know You've Been DYING for More ANS News

Last night, I totally had dreams of Anna Nicole Smith. She's in my brains and won't go away! So, the fact that I'm writing this post makes no sense. ANS is the new crack. Anyway, the newest scandal in this whole soap opera is that Anna's dead husband may possibly be the true father of Dannielynn Hope. Anna's sister, Donna Hogan, alleges that she froze the sperm of J. Howard Marshall before he died.

Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince Douchebag have all claimed to be the father of Danni.

Donna thinks that Anna used his sperm to get pregnant, so that she was guaranteed half of J. Marshall's 1.6 Billion fortune. Donna wrote, "I wouldn't be shocked at all if it's J. Howard's. She saved his sperm after all and that maybe [sic] her trump card in her fight to get the old man's estate." Donna goes on and on depicting her dead sister as a calculating, manipulative gold digger.

First of all, how did she get sperm out of oldie olsen? I mean, didn't have dry orgasms? Can dudes that old squirt the spunk? Second of all, people need to stop coming forward as the true father. I'm actually surprised gold digging KFed hasn't either asked Danni Hope out or claimed to be her daddy.

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