John Mayer is Turning Japanese

Grammy-winner John Mayer, kept things Japanese when Ryan Seacrest asked him about Jessica Simpson on the Grammy awards red carpet. When Ryan asked what the real deal was, John answered in Japanese and then said, "Take it to another room, find a Japanese person, decode it, and you'll have an answer."

Of course what John said was translated into, "She is very beautiful – and you're the last to know."

Okaaay. Jessica did not escort John on the red carpet, but the two met up at the Sony/BMG party where they made no secret that they are a couple. Jessica also made no secret that she has shoulders built for the NFL. Damn, I didn't know she was built like that!