Tired. Ratty. Fake. Beat. Bleach.

Pamela Anderson wore day-before-make-up as she attended last night's DVD release of Baywatch in Santa Monica. She also got her Halloween started early by channeling Elvira in a used-up dress. I like Pam, but she needs a 3-month nap. It would help if she removed her make-up every now and again too. These Baywatch hos are not holding up.

Pam laughed off rumors that she's knocked up with Kid Rock's baby. She said, "I think that's just what happens when you get together, but we already have three (kids), so not yet."