Cocker Spaniel Calls JT Just a Friend

Scarlett Johansson looking like a cocker spaniel explained that she's never gotten sexy time with Justin Timberlake contrary to reports. They have been seen "canoodling" out together several times, but ScarJo insists there's nothing going on.

She said, "We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin's a sweetheart, and it's always good to see him. But there's a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it's immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy."

She went on to say that she will never buy a tabloid magazine, because that's contributing to the problem.

I take that whole speech to mean they got busy, but he dumped her ass. ScarJo looked hot from the neck down, but that yellow hair belongs on a corn cob. JT just doesn't do it for me. He needs to shave that neck hair.