Lily Allen Didn't Win Shit!

Ignore my post below about critics expecting Lily Allen to win everything at the Brit Awards. She didn't even win her table centerpiece. They don't sit at tables, do they? Anyway, Amy Winehouse, Artic Monkeys and Fratellis won in her categories. Oh well. I guess shit talking doesn't pay off. The list of winners: * British Male Solo Artist James Morrison * British Female Solo Artist Amy Winehouse * British Group Arctic Monkeys * MasterCard British Album Arctic Monkeys “Whatever people say I am, that’s what I’m not” * British Single Take That “Patience” * British Breakthrough Act Fratellis * British Live Act Muse * International Male Solo Artist Justin Timberlake * International Female Solo Artist Nelly Furtado * International Group The Killers * International Album Killers “Sam’s Town” * International Breakthrough Act Orson * Outstanding Contribution to Music Oasis Source