She Really Does Love Water Sports

Kim Kardashian is currently the star of a sex tape she made with Brandy's brother, Ray J. Unfortunately, the released tape does not feature the scene we were all promised. The scene features Kim and Ray J enjoying a little golden showers. Ewww, you know she drinks that. Ironically enough, Kim has just signed on to star in a TV show about water sports. The show called Beyond the Break airs on the Noggin network. WTF is that?! The show about surfing shoots in Hawaii. Kim will star in 4 episodes. A source said, "They came to her. She didn't even have to read for it." Oh really? I'm sure she'll be offered in a William Shakespeare play next. She's that good. Meryl Streep better watch herself. It's sad when you release your own tape for publicity and all you get is some surfing show on a cable channel nobody has heard of. Source