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The paps have already popped Britney Spears in rehab. She's staying at Promises in Malibu where she checked in yesterday. Extra also sheds some light on why Britney might have shed her hair. Apparently KFed threatened on Friday night to have her hair tested for drugs, so she got scared and shaved that shit off. Makes sense. She just needs a Harley to complete the look. Ugh, I'm sorry. Making fun of her isn't enjoyable anymore. Here's hoping she gets her act together.