More of a Man Than I'll Ever Be

I'm not even joking when I say that Serena Williams is more of a man than me. She has more hair on her face, chest and most likely has a bigger dick. Oh and she totally is working some bull's nuts. I mean, damn! What did we, the viewing audience, do so wrong to have her come in looking like that? Mud drawn eyebrows to match her mud drawn stache? Ok I better stop, because dude can totally whip my ass. This is her at the Giant Magazine party for JHud last night.