Don't Take Me Death!!!

Marc Anthony has no business getting that close to a camera. I can barely take him from afar. Imagine waking up to that? No wonder JLo is a straight-up BITCH, she wakes up running from her life every morning. Anyhoo (ugh I hate that term), brought a little sex and death to the Premio Lo Nuestro a la Música Latina 2007 in Miami last evening. JLo looks hot from the neck up, but that dress is one of Oksana Bauil's old ones. Ice Capades! I can't even comment on Skeletor. That shiny suit was probably meant to make him look at least half alive, but it's not working. Somebody do CPR on him or something! Damn.