This Has Got to Be a Joke!

Okay I'm going to choose to not believe this story, because it's way too good to be true. A source at Promises in Malibu claims that Britney Spears has tried to do herself in by hanging herself with a bed sheet. When the staff tried to stop her, she screamed "I am the anti-christ" and scribbled 666 on her forehead. Fake, right? I mean I'm impressed if Britney actually got the 666 right. I can imagine her stupid ass thinking it's 999 and scrimbling that all over herself. Source Thanks Domino