The "Who Cares?" News

Joe Simpson says no rehab for his girls...they just probably need a little shot of the love juice from papa to get cured...ugh - SOW

Jennifer Garner wants another kid...let's hope it's cuter than her current one - ICYDK

Borat is totally selling out by going on American Idol! - INO

Antonella Barface gets an offer to be Joe Francis' next jack off tape - Derek Hail

The pants for your gay boyfriend - BWE

Here cums Kim Kardashian's sex tape - Celebitchy

JHud is a damn idiot for turning down 3 million - CL